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What are the voting slogans of WeChat?

1, before, there was a small ticket in front of you, and you didn't vote because you didn't know how to cherish it at that time. It's too late to say sorry and thank God for giving you this chance to vote again. You must vote for XXX! If you want to ask me how many votes I choose, I hope it is 1 million.

2. Inadvertently found that the advertising focus of a city has changed from infertility to plastic surgery, indicating that everyone gradually understands that the main reason for infertility lies in the face and face era, which makes the world full of beauty.

My tickets have been flying all over the sky, but I remember that there is another one where you are hiding outside the cloud at nine nights, so I went to heaven and earth to look for you and finally found you. Please put this beautiful ballot in my box for safekeeping, and I will treat it as a lottery ticket with a ten thousand yuan prize.

4. How many people always talk about everything and have nothing to say! How many predestinations have gone from one encounter to one night separation! Cherish the present and vote for me.

I can understand failure, but I refuse mediocrity. Please vote for me. Thank you for your support! !

6. As long as you don't wear makeup for the first time, there will be 10000 times in the future,10000 times. As long as you vote for me, I will give you one million votes in Qian Qian in the future.

Psychologists have found that if more than 90% of what a person says is nonsense, he will be happy. If nonsense is less than 50%, happiness is not enough. In communication, languages with weak purpose are easier to get close to. So, we are looking for happiness every day. What is happiness? Probably just found someone who is willing to listen to your nonsense and vote for me.

8. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you query the "emoticon source" function on WeChat, 8888888 couples will break up. Do you believe it? Lao Tie agreed to help vote.

9. The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is because I am arrogant and indifferent in this second, and I hate my stupid and melodramatic self in the last second. I can't delete anything in order for you to vote.