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Snack bars are all friends (selected 80 sentences)
1. Headache. Don't eat midnight snack at night. Be sure to go to bed at eleven o'clock at night.
Actually, going to bed early doesn't bother me whether to eat or not. I don't believe I can work hard enough to get up and eat when I fall asleep.
After a month's certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.
4. One person gets up, washes and eats, goes to school for self-study at night, and one person goes to eat snack and drink sago. I've been doing these things alone for years, but suddenly I don't want to be alone after meeting you.
I will become a pig if I eat midnight snack again. I can't sleep now, I will get fat if I eat too much, and I will get acne if I stay up late. I'm getting ugly!
6. I went home after a midnight snack in the evening. After a while, several street lamps broke down.
7. I made trotters with sauce at home, and I didn't feel anything in my room. As soon as I got out of the room, I smelled a thick sauce, which forced me to eat supper at midnight.
8. How can there be such a person who rolls his eyes and is speechless? At 8 o'clock, he said he wanted to have a snack. 1 1 point, finally someone bought it back and said they wouldn't eat it.
9. A kilo of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie nest coffee at midnight.
10. The highest level of eating food is to regard it as food.
1 1. Eat less and don't make me fat again.
12. whoever eats a midnight snack in the morning says that the earth is unreliable, and who laughs like coke noodles when watching horror movies.
13. More people, simple life is not easy, but complex life is very simple.
14. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
15. An opposite person doesn't sleep for dinner, midnight snack and breakfast, and even eats tobacco and alcohol every day. I want to be healthy and happy.
16. After resting for so many days, I eat midnight snack every day and continue to gain weight.
17. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to try a midnight snack to see if I can gain weight.
18. After resting for so many days, I eat midnight snack every day and continue to gain weight.
19. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !
20. quietly accompany me to eat supper, never leave, never scream, lie in the corner of the sofa and wait for me to come home and give you a hug.
2 1. Talk about a love, don't look at the horoscope, eat midnight snack regardless of the weight.
22. Go to work alone, get off work alone, eat snacks alone, sleep alone and get up alone. Loneliness. Simple.
Life cannot be smooth sailing. When encountering difficulties, you can wait and see before you act.
24. Oh, dear, it's late at night. Are you hungry? Do you want to have dinner? I want a bowl of noodles. What about you?
25. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay?
26. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.
27. Ah, I've gained a few pounds recently. Why can't I keep my mouth shut when I eat snacks and midnight snacks?
28. I like to eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy to talk about everything.
29. Every time I have a midnight snack, I always say:
If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?
3 1. It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you have to eat midnight snack.
32. I really like to eat midnight snack. In the dead of night, when you are alone, there is no work to worry about, and there is nothing trivial to find you. I can relax and eat something. This feeling is really good.
33. You say you want to lose weight and eat supper every day. It's strange not to be fat.
34. Eat midnight snack early to avoid gaining weight.
35. What food markets are there for barbecue?
36. I'm getting fat, getting fat! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but I can still lose weight when I gain weight, huh?
37. I think … you will spend my old age with me. Without you, I won't eat supper. Without you, I will take care of myself.
38. The child asked me to eat. The rice was hot and the fish was delicious.
39. Blow rice and green essence, and cook stone soup and white taro.
40. Life with dinner and midnight snack is not easy.
4 1. Take a hundred steps after a meal and have a good appetite after midnight snack.
42. I'm glad to have the opportunity to have a rest and talk about wine.
43. I failed this trip and came back to eat Luzhou fish.
44. Eating supper really makes people feel guilty, and after eating it, they will fall into deep remorse.
45. Starting today, don't eat supper! It's terrible to gain a kilo a day.
46. Midnight snack is a midnight snack, and weight loss is finished!
47. Ah, when a person can't sleep at night, he always wants to have dinner.
48. I went out for a snack last night, and this sprite was really bad.
49. Regret while eating. It's delicious.
50. Warm sunshine and beautiful starry sky ended in a midnight snack.
5 1. Avoid getting fat
I don't like tea any more. I just want to have coffee, and I never have a midnight snack.
53. In addition to eating midnight snack.
54. I still have acne No more supper. Good night
55. I feel lonely because of winter.
56. You have gained weight again. You can't eat midnight snack any more.
57. Don't eat midnight snack ".
58. I decided to lose weight from tomorrow.
59. Guilt will decrease.
60. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own midnight snack.
6 1. Eat a snack regardless of your weight.
62. I would like to open a small stove every day.
This is the only place I like in summer.
64. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a snack.
65. China has too many things to do, and her favorite thing is midnight snack.
66. Poison in the middle of the night to share food with you.
67. Look at that string, isn't it delicious?
68. Eat strawberries and cherish spring.
69. In the middle of the night, I feel hungry.
70. Breakfast is no small matter.
7 1. I always believe that cheese is power.
72. At the thought of the college entrance examination, the whole person is full of blood.
73. Drinking water is fat anyway, so it's better to eat something good.
74. Every day at this time, I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab pancakes, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles.
75. I dare not call hot pot crayfish midnight snack for more than half a month.
76. At night, the mobile phone becomes strange, and it smells like barbecue, crayfish and midnight snack.
I didn't come back until this time. Have dinner. It has become fat. Who called the night shift? Who told him to work!
78. I just had a small barbecue, but I got sick all over without supper.
79. Make an appointment with your boyfriend for the last dinner. The new barbecue restaurant doesn't taste very good.
80. After dinner, the barbecue was terrible. I want to cook it again.
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