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A nifty and interesting copy sent by a blind date (22 selected sentences).

1, the first blind date in my life, I not only had an electrocardiogram, but also drew two tubes of blood, and then it was purple.

When we first met, the blind date unilaterally announced that it was his wife.

3. The first blind date failed! My career is not self-motivated There is no social interaction at ordinary times! The future life is so confused? Suddenly so depressed

Every year, the family gathering will become a question meeting without a date.

The so-called Chinese New Year is that my parents are forcing a blind date.

6. Dad is not a parent-child program, but a blind date program. Dad took his children to engage in a young marriage. The biggest matchmaker is what they call the village head.

7. Once you have a blind date, you will never dare to go again. Let's chat on a blind date. Finally, the other party handed me a business card and said that it doesn't matter if you don't think it's appropriate. I am engaged in insurance and need it.

8, I hope to get a heart, don't be old blind date.

9, to commemorate the first time in my life to participate in a blind date.

10, xg: blind date is' distribution', love is' direct selling', and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is' bidding'.

1 1, the first blind date, he actually took the initiative to pay the bill!

12, once I went on a blind date in winter, the blind date man mentioned it. As a result, it blew at the entrance of the subway for ten minutes, but no one was seen. Then a short chubby circle came out of a nearby convenience store and said to me, "I've been observing you in the store for a while, and I think you're ok."

13, the girl who met for the first time in five years was given a favorite rose by nearly 20 men! It turns out that such a girl is suitable for being a wife.

14, the first blind date is not clear about the specific calculation and has no concept. Every time I was too solemn and cautious, I didn't notice every detail, and I didn't remember anything afterwards. Only by bringing me a hearty eating experience can I play it back vividly in my mind at any time.

15, there is no blind date, and my mother actually said that I undermined national security and affected social harmony. I'm depressed.

16, fish's seven-second love, first meeting, second acquaintance, third acquaintance, second love, fifth blind date, sixth being together and seventh forgetting.

17, the first blind date is very special. Look at character. Ha ha ha ha ~ I'm afraid it's a gift.

18, the first blind date, very embarrassing, of course, the other brother is very nice, but I am very nervous. I don't have my own home, maybe it's not my venue. I don't know if there is any follow-up. The blind date experience value is 1.

19, the first time I met a man who was keen on introducing blind date. It may also be work-related, the person in charge of the work of retired cadres.

20. The first blind date girl actually did this because she was afraid that I wouldn't pay the bill if I ran away? Can you have some trust?

2 1. Yesterday I asked my husband when he first fell in love with me. He said it was the first time we met, and now I know he fell in love with me at first sight. Haha, forgive me for being embarrassed the first time we met. After all, it's their first date, hahaha.

22. The first blind date was terrible. It's a pity to be a migrant worker.