What is Guan Yu's advertising slogan?

A hunter was hunting and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. The hunter was wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "damn you!" I just stripped her naked and you knocked her down! "

It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the lady thought, Oh, no, outsiders thought I taught this. It won't ruin my lady image. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the female parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

……? What shall we do when the lady lost her opinion, I heard that the priest also kept a parrot (male). The parrot didn't swear, but was a devout believer, praying most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest looked a little embarrassed and said, "Well, it's very difficult. In fact, this parrot didn't deliberately teach it anything. The reason why it is so pious may be because it has been nurtured here for a long time. "

Seeing that the lady was very upset, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together." . I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. I can only do this. Whether it is effective depends on the will of God ... "

As soon as the lady hears this, she can only do this. Isn't there a saying: It's near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it. So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to disturb it. But she still can't help herself. Finally, a clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true ..."

Zhang Fei plays the bride-pretend not?

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit and one is willing to get it.

Zhou Yumou's Jingzhou-Lost his wife and lost his soldiers.

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mysterious

Zhang Fei ate a certain weight.

Guan Yu runs a shop-people are strong and goods are hard.

Guan Yunchang farted-blushed.

Guan Yu went to Maicheng-the end is coming.

Dance broadsword in front of Master Guan-Make a fool of yourself

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang-Qisha.

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Kong Ming's Big Sky Plan-Saving the Day

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Liu Bei cast his son-to buy people's hearts.

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-cutting beard and abandoning robe.

Zhang Fei's massacre of the city-evil.

Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family

Sun Quan killed Guan Yu-framing someone else.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-crying out

Kongming practices the piano-a cliche