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How did Liu Bei fight back?

In his early 30 s, Liu Bei had not been a lower-level manager of the organization in the Eastern Han Dynasty in Shandong. There are also Yuan Shao, Cao Cao and Gongsun Zan. They are all regional general managers. In order to fight back, Liu Bei seized an opportunity and soon became a group executive. Why should he?

According to historical records, Liu Bei is "seven feet and five inches long, with his hands touching his knees and his eyes seeing his ears." Unique style of painting, resulting in network celebrities, can indirectly be the spokesperson of our company.

Another feature of boss Liu is that he dares to put on a decent face. For example, in the matter of borrowing money from friends, Liu Bei is very practical, commonly known as "killing cooked". Ordinary people carry 65,438+million in their pockets and borrow 50,000 from friends. Uncle Liu dares to borrow 1 10,000 from his friends as long as it is in his pocket!

In his early thirties, Liu Bei worked in Shandong as a lower-level manager of the Eastern Han organization. In the commercial war with the private enterprise "Yellow Scarf" a few years ago, Liu Bei cultivated a pushing force.

Liu Bei has a good reputation in the venture capital circle, because he is honest and has the names of relatives of the chairman of the Eastern Han Group. Especially after helping Kong Rong, the boss of Beihai Gang, defend the Yellow Scarf Gang, the popularity is even more bullish.

One day, Liu Bei received a telegram from Kong Rong: "Liu Bei, I have a good friend, Tao Qian, the general manager of Xuzhou Group. He is in trouble. Cao Cao wants to rob Taozong's land. Can't you come forward to help? "

Liu Bei, manager of Cao Cao's office in Yanzhou Branch of the Eastern Han Dynasty, is familiar with this. In the name of integrating group capital, Cao Cao secretly made profits for himself, and the whole country knows it.

Tao Qian, a civil servant, was sent to Xuzhou indirectly by the head office, and was defeated by a timid, heartless and cunning person like Cao Cao. It was incredible.

And Xuzhou guards the schools in North China, which is easy to defend but difficult to attack. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was a strategic place to compete with each other, but Liu Bei was jealous. I'm sorry. I was just thinking. You can't marry Fan Bingbing without Wang Sicong's strength. However, Liu Bei, who had been waiting for the opportunity to fight back, turned his eyes and had an opinion.

"Boss, are you worried. I am moral. Who was born in the Eastern Han Dynasty and who died in it? "

Liu Bei hung up the phone and was worried. I am in charge of thousands of younger brothers. Even if these people are scattered all over Xuzhou, they can't stand the trampling of Cao Cao. Yanzhou Group's sales are all big boys in the south, strong and strong, and they have a morning meeting in the office every morning, and the slogan is louder than the real estate agent!

Suddenly, Liu Bei patted his thigh and got it! Call Zhang Fei, who is standing on the side: "Come on, let's go to Youzhou to ask Gongsun Zan for help!"

Gongsun Zan, a classmate of Liu Bei, went to school with great scholar Lu Zhi as a teenager. He is several years older than Liu Bei, and they have a good relationship. Gongsun Zan is aggressive in business, horizontal and vertical, plain and unremarkable, and often does some sports with twice the result with half the effort. He is currently the general manager of Youzhou Group.

Zhang Fei is puzzled. "Brother, are you really going to help Tao Qian? Morality is worthless at the beginning of this year. Don't lose everything. Not yet to the A round. "

Liu Bei laughed and said, "We are businessmen! Can't get up early. I said benevolence and righteousness in front of Mr. Kong just to fool him. How can this bookworm see the huge profits here? Gongsun Zan is a local tyrant now. If you can borrow a few things, you can wait for me! "

Liu Bei's eyes lit up, as if he saw Jinshan Yinshan:

"Xu Zhou company hollow inside, Tao Qian can operate indefinitely, occupying a piece of good land in vain. We brought a large sum of money this time to show Tao Qian my strength and know that Liu Bei's fame is not bragging. Help him fight a few defeats, and Tao Qian can't live without me. The old man has been beaten into half a disability by Cao Cao. What will happen to Xuzhou Company when he dies two years later? Is it white? "

"Old, or you are hot!"

"So, what is important now is to borrow a large sum of money from Gongsun Zan and build a luxurious team so that Tao Qian can watch me."

In Youzhou, Liu Bei was "old and short", which made Gongsun Zan get carried away. Want people, want money and money. Liu Bei took advantage of the gap to expand the team, and the big team confidently entered Xuzhou City.

Liu Bei's fate is good, and Cao Cao's company is in conflict outside. I really think Xuzhou is difficult to occupy and cannot be separated. Tao Qian thought that he had picked up a treasure, bought off Liu Bei's team and made him the vice president of the company.

Soon, Tao Qian died, and Liu Bei was rehabilitated and became the boss of a big company.

After borrowing money, Uncle Liu successfully entered the executive sequence of the Eastern Han Group as a small one, which became a classic case in the shopping mall.

At this time, there was a water mirror consulting company, which was very famous in the venture capital circle. Boss Si Mahui is looking for a trade case, so he wrote Liu Bei's work in Xuzhou into his textbook.

In order to facilitate the boss's training, he also developed a game card called "Hu Sanguo" according to the commercial war situation at that time. The central principle is "team up to catch prisoners". When conceiving the card game, the story of Liu Bei borrowing money from Gongsun Zan was condensed into the strategy of "borrowing soldiers": as long as this card is displayed, any player can help him attack, which is really profitable.

Many years later, Liu Bei got this deck by chance. In order to raise funds, he also mass-produced this pair of cards and sold them in Taobao, Tmall and JD.COM. Another website was built to display the information of this deck.

Considering that everyone likes to play mobile phones, Liu Bei also developed the game card into a mobile phone version and a pc version, which is convenient for people to play anytime and anywhere.

Uncle Liu is so stingy that the whole country can't get a copy. That's a real eye opener.

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