What takeout requests have you seen that make people laugh?

I went to a small shop with bibimbap and chatted with their boss. The boss said that someone always wrote on the list outside that he wanted a handsome little brother with a cute smile to deliver food, which made us laugh and cry. It must have been ordered by a spoony little girl. Why does that handsome little brother with a cute smile want to deliver food?

There is also a takeaway note that says: unusually spicy, the kind with a spicy ass, if it is not spicy, give a bad review! After seeing his special requirements, the store owner was also very cheerful and sent a bag of peppers directly to the guests. I also left a note to remind you that if it is not spicy, it is recommended to apply it externally.

I also saw a particularly scary takeaway list on the Internet. The place of delivery is actually the hospital morgue, and the location is particularly clear. The delivery man must be cursing. Who ordered takeout in this hellhole is really scary, and many school students secretly ordered takeout. In order to avoid the school's inspection, they actually let the takeaway staff dress up as parents, and they have to cosplay day by day! Dressing up as a parent is really difficult for a takeaway brother!

Actually, it's not easy for those takeaway brothers. They don't talk in the wind and rain all day. When they meet all kinds of people, they have to accept all kinds of nonsense requirements on the takeaway list. If they don't do this, they may receive bad reviews. This is directly linked to their income, and they are also very helpless.