Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Tall buildings rise from the ground. If you can be the first, be the first.

Tall buildings rise from the ground. If you can be the first, be the first.

I have stayed in Shanghai before. At that time, the tallest building in Shanghai was the World Trade Center Tower, which was 420.5 meters high. Anyone who travels to Shanghai will be introduced by the tour guide. This is the tallest building in Shanghai and then talks a lot. .

The tourists were amazed and praised. As for the second tallest building next to it? What is that? I don’t care at all.

Now the tallest building in Shanghai is no longer the World Trade Center Tower, but the Shanghai Tower, with a height of 632 meters. Tourists were amazed again. As for the World Trade Center Tower, what is it? I don’t remember it at all.

But the World Trade Center did not admit defeat. The first height was gone? It doesn’t matter, the World Trade Center now claims to be China’s first and Asia’s largest international professional exhibition and trade market. In short, Asia's first international trade center.

Look, there is another first.

I would rather have a chicken head than a phoenix tail.

If you cannot reach the first place in this field, then you can also become the first in another field.

The first sentence of our Dajueshan Scenic Area’s publicity slogan is: Asia’s No. 1 rafting, with the highest drop of 13.8 meters, and so on.

It is this first rafting in Asia that makes our scenic spot full of rafting business. Of course, it is indeed thrilling and the customer experience is very good. As a result, it became famous and was doing well, so the scenic spot's turnover increased every year.

There is a concept called "eyeball effect", which is to use various possible means and methods to create eye-catching and sensational effects in order to attract other people's attention and attract people's attention, so as to promote oneself and promote themselves to achieve a certain purpose.

The number one strategy is to attract eyeballs. Why, because the attention is high, better resources and better people will be attracted. After all, people like to be friends with number one.

Even if you are number one in a small area.

But someone said, there are so few firsts, what should I do if I can’t do it?

When I was in college, I went to a junior college, which was the best undergraduate college in Jiangxi. The school is Nanchang University, a national priority, but it ranks low, so Nanchang University says it is the best undergraduate in Jiangxi.

Another university in Jiangxi, Jiangxi Normal University, also named it the first normal university in Jiangxi.

Then it was like cheating. The University of Finance and Economics said it was the number one financial institution, and even Blue Sky College said it was the number one private institution in Jiangxi.

My alma mater is a junior college affiliated to a normal university, so I named it the first normal college in Jiangxi.

Let’s talk about this, we think it’s good, and we’re a little proud of it.

I found that no, this number one can be divided in detail. It doesn’t work nationwide, it doesn’t work in the whole province, it doesn’t work in the whole province, it doesn’t work in the whole county, it doesn’t work in the whole town, the whole school, the whole grade, the whole class, the whole group, etc.

Some people say, why are you so vain? You have the nerve to say that you are first in the group. I want to say, this is not vanity, this is a consciousness, a consciousness of striving for first place in everything.

Even if I cannot be first in the class for the time being, then I will set a small goal first and be first in the group.

There is a saying on the Internet that once you are number one, you will never want to be number two again. That feeling will force you to constantly pursue number one. Because being first is really cool.

I am the most handsome person in the writing camp! Purely natural.