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Hu Yifei's question to Zhang Wei in Love Apartment 2 and Hu Yifei's question in PK.
1, life class
Tang Youyou asked: Who is the person who always wants you to be responsible for her but she is not responsible for you?
Ceng Xiaoxian: A third party!
Tang Youyou: Wrong! This is a bank.
2. Animals
Tang Youyou asked: A sow crossed the bridge. The bridge can bear 500 kilograms and sow 300 kilograms. But when it reached the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. What happened?
Hu Yifei: I see. This is the bridge over which I drove.
3. Life category
Tang Youyou asked: Hu Yifei suddenly dropped from a height of six kilometers to one kilometer. Why is she still alive?
Lv Ziqiao: Because she fell down on the plane.
Tang Youyou replied: No, because she is a shareholder of China.
4. film and television
Tang Youyou asked: Please name the four lines that Friar Sand in The Journey to the West said the most.
Hu Yifei replied: (1) Brother, the master has been taken away by the devil!
(2) Second brother, Master has been taken away by the devil!
(3) eldest brother, second brother was taken away by the devil!
(4) One brother, two brothers and the master have been taken away by monsters!
5. Science
Tang Youyou asked: In medicine, the pain is divided into 12 grades, of which the first grade is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and the twelfth grade is the most painful grade.
Grade is the pain of mother's dystocia. So what is the pain of the thirteenth grade?
Guan Gu A: I know! I know, it's self-mutilation.
Lv Ziqiao: I know! It happened that a pregnant woman was bitten by a mosquito during childbirth!
Overtime:
6、
Tang Youyou asked: What animal can stick to the wall?
Lv Ziqiao: Cowhide!
Ceng Xiaoxian: Gecko!
Guan Gu A: It's a seal (poster)!
7、
Tang Youyou asked: The tortoise built a house in its shell, then got into it and guessed a health product.
Lv Ziqiao: Put on the middle lid.
Tang Youyou asked: The same tortoise demolished the house, built another house, then got into it and guessed a health product.
Lv Ziqiao replied: The new cover is in the middle!
Tang Youyou asked: It's the same turtle, but it tore down the house, built another house, and then got into it and guessed a health care.
Products.
Guan Gu A: The new cover is the middle cover.
Lv Ziqiao: Yes, it can cover (calcium)!
8、
Tang Youyou asked: Yifei fell something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?
Tang Youyou replied: This is her 800-meter long-distance running record!
9、
Tang Youyou asked: Complete the following actions: look up with one eye and look down with the other eye.
Ceng Xiaoxian: I know!
Ceng Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa, with a finger and bright eyes.
10、
Tang Youyou asked: What is always relevant to you, but you can't see or find it when you need it?
Hu Yifei: Relevant departments!
1 1、
Tang Youyou asked: Where did the slogan "One small step forward, one big step forward for civilization" come from?
Hu Yifei: I don't know. Shit! Next question!
12、
Tang Youyou asked: There were four people playing mahjong in the house, but the police came and took five people away. Why?
Hu Yifei replied: Because the person who was beaten was called "Mahjong"!
13、
Tang Youyou asked: ABCDEFG has 26 English letters. If ET has gone, how many letters are left?
Hu Yifei replied: 24!
Tang Youyou: I'll give you another chance.
Hu Yifei replied: 2 1! Because ET is an alien, it also took the UFO.
14、
Tang Youyou asked: There is one thing in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than all the boys here. What is this?
Tang Youyou: It's a name! Name! "Sekitani Kamiki"!
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