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With a personalized logo,
among the vehicles driving on the road, the proportion of private cars is increasing. More interestingly, the warning signs on the back of the car are getting warmer and more interesting, and sticking slogans on the car has become a car culture. The ubiquitous traffic jam breeds the driver's irritability, and the personalized slogan posted on the back window of the car can not only bring happiness to people, but also relax the tense nerves of car owners for a while and narrow the distance between people. The most feared thing when the car is driving is rear-end, which will cause "both losses". Once that happens, people and cars will be hurt. Therefore, the most basic thing for a car on the road is to "keep a distance", which is the most basic common sense. "Don't kiss me, I'm shy." This is perhaps the earliest sign warning to show that other vehicles "keep their distance" from me, which is much funnier than simply "keep their distance". "Don't follow me, I'm lost, too." This owner wants to remind the car behind him to stay away from him and keep his distance, otherwise it will be useless to follow. This is much better than the blunt "keeping the distance between cars", which not only plays a warning role, but also wins the people behind you to laugh. "Ugly woman driving, please keep your distance", "Stop chasing, I am married" and so on. These personalized car logos are really amazing, and curiosity will make you try to see the owner's face. "Stay away from me, don't make me transform!" This sentence seems a bit vulgar, and it has the domineering power of "don't grab the road with me, stay away from me". I would imagine that the owner might be a bald and half-naked man. But still remind the vehicles behind, keep the distance between them, and avoid causing unpleasantness. There are more private cars, and there are bound to be many novice drivers. Some novice drivers will also label personalized car logos. "Which of the three boards on the soles of the feet is the brake?" At first sight, this is an exaggerated language. Even if you don't drive, you may know the clutch, brake and throttle of those three pedals. This self-deprecating way reminds the car owner behind: I am a novice. "Just on the road, let me!" This "novice on the road" seems very modest. "Let" doesn't have to be "stop and let me go first", but it reminds me of the "comity three first" on the road. As long as everyone does this, the road will look more free from worry. "Novice turtle speed, you go first." After seeing the driver behind the traffic jam who was already very upset, he naturally won a smile and also asked the drivers' big brothers and sisters to understand. Even if a bad-tempered person is in a hurry, he will smile and be angry when he sees this sticker. "Driving school delisting, self-learning!" This personalized car logo is "thunder" enough and looks a bit "overbearing". Everyone knows that this is a humorous sign. If the driving school is really removed, will he dare to go on the road? Doesn't mean telling the traffic police, "I'm driving without a license, don't you come and arrest me?" Today, with the continuous development of car culture, there is happiness everywhere in life. Every time I see humorous car stickers, I want to see the true face of the owner and see what kind of person spreads happiness. I must also be a person who loves life. No matter where the car goes, there will be no loneliness.
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