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Halloween greetings are very short.

Lead writer: Come on, dress up together; Expectation, new image; Let go of your troubles; Play, dream impression; Laugh wildly; Fantasy, unconstrained style; Free and easy, passionate. Happy Halloween!

Halloween announcement: Wearing strange clothes will not be regarded as typical, pretending to be a ghost will not hurt the defendant's spirit, hinder traffic and will not be accused of disturbing traffic order, and laughing and screaming will not disturb the public environment. So what are you waiting for? Go dress up in style!

Halloween announcement: fooling around is more reliable, pretending ghosts laugh more, witches and wizards are good at dancing, pumpkin hats come to pumpkin houses, scream more when they are crazy, howl like ghosts when they are happy, and laugh when they are chic. If they are crazy, that's right, because it's Halloween.

Halloween announcement: poor ghosts and rich ghosts are ghosts. No matter who they are, celebrities and mortals are human beings. No matter who they are together, true feelings and false feelings are feelings. Being happy together and forgetting feelings, being busy and confused are all busy. Don't be busy together Happy Halloween to you.

Halloween is coming, please close the doors and windows and protect your heart and lungs. Vampires will sleep with you, zombies will walk with you, and witches will take you flying. Remember to lock the door when it gets dark! Happy Halloween!

Halloween is coming, how can I miss my blessing? I wish one character, two lives, three gestures, four expressions, five tastes, six moods, seven moods, eight tones, nine joys and ten surprises. Happy Halloween!

Greet you on Halloween, call a pumpkin to accompany you, remember to go home early, wait for the ghost to come to you, don't be afraid to hide in the house, because the caller is a happy guy, he will give you happiness and wish you a sweet life.

On Halloween night, no matter GREAT GHOST, imp, goat, drunkard, nuisance, naughty ghost or ghost will come out, and they will madly evolve into happy ghosts in the wild. If they can catch ghosts in the wild at midnight, they will definitely be ghosts.

On Halloween night, you told your wife in horror that there was a ghost in the toilet. As soon as you opened the door, the light came on and there was an evil wind. My wife looked at you strangely and suddenly grabbed your neck and said, Shit, you peed in the refrigerator again!

Halloween night arrival, the gates of hell open. Friendly reminder: friends who go out go home early, sexy friends wear more clothes, and beautiful friends put some bottom ash on their faces. I wish you happiness, peace and good luck.

On Halloween night, when you were walking on a remote path, you were surrounded by a group of children begging for candy. You threw them a candy in a hurry, and the children scrambled for it! Hahaha! I wish you a happy Halloween, not surrounded by ghosts!

I send my blessing to you on Halloween night. May you have a devil-like charming figure, devil-like charming eyes and devil-like superhuman skills. Haha, happy Halloween.

During Halloween, the safety committee announced that children should pay attention to greedy ghosts, men should pay attention to drunkards, women should pay attention to lechers, and leaders should pay attention to inner ghosts. As for you, please pay attention to text messages harassing me, an interesting guy! Happy Halloween!

Halloween is actually not a legendary gathering of ghosts, but a festival to pray for everyone. Don't you believe it? There are signs to prove it! Come on, read with me: All saints and all saints, everything wins! All saints, all wars and all victories!

On Halloween, you will meet a ghost sooner or later. Hit a happy guy and pretend to be a ghost carnival without regret. Hit a delicious ghost and drool when you see something delicious. Hit a cheapskate and still don't reply to the text message!

On Halloween, the children of GREAT GHOST gather in front of your door, holding your hand and partying together. Happy ghosts make you laugh, healthy ghosts make you happy, happy ghosts surround you, and my blessing ghosts will never stop!

On Halloween, drunkards are drinking, lechers are flirting, happy ghosts are driving around, happy ghosts are enjoying warmth, healthy ghosts are traveling on business, smart ghosts are naughty, and they send special greetings by text messages. I want to know what you are doing.

On Halloween, I will give you three amulets to help you subdue the evil soul: I will give you an amulet, wishing you health and peace! Send you an auspicious symbol and wish you good luck all your life! Send you a lucky one and wish you a happy life!

On Halloween, I am busy for your masquerade party tomorrow. I specially invited a happy ghost, a peaceful ghost and a happy ghost for you. As long as you come to the dance, you will be happy, healthy, safe and happy all your life!

On Halloween, I made arrangements for all the ghosts. Happy ghost and happy ghost have reported for duty. Sad ghosts and lonely ghosts are far away from you, and my short message will drive away your poor ghost with lucky ghosts. Please get ready!

I want to give you a big pumpkin on Halloween, because I'm afraid I'll break into pieces on the way, so I can only send you a simple message with my deep thoughts and blessings. I wish you a happy carnival and unlimited happiness!

On Halloween, when western ghosts meet China ghosts. White impermanence: so handsome, a white dress is comparable to a pure goddess; Black impermanence: it's so cool, being dressed in black is like the protagonist of a blockbuster; Zhong Kui: Don't talk nonsense, foreign ghost. Watch and catch!

Halloween is coming, although it is Halloween, ghosts should distinguish what they can and can't do. Misers can't do it. I must be invited to a big meal and a gift. This poor man can spend all his money on me!

According to an interesting survey on Halloween, it's interesting to receive short messages, hate reading and deleting them, greedily keep their collections, miserly don't reply to messages, and the Ghost King forwards them. What kind do you belong to?

Halloween Preview: In response to the call of the Ghost King, please invite happy people, cowards, cheapskates, unlucky people, smart people, naughty people, annoying people and people who are not afraid of death to get together!

Halloween Story: Happy ghosts come by wind, happy ghosts come by Mercedes-Benz, healthy ghosts come by BMW, smart ghosts come by Audi, and annoying people come by electric motorcycles. You are the only one who hasn't arrived yet. Hurry up!

Ghosts run wild on Halloween. The drowning person invites you to swim, the hungry person invites you to beg, the happy person invites you to be happy, the big goat teaches you to soak in MM, the miser invites you to an open-air dance and brings your own drinks. May you have fun with all the ghosts and be happy naturally.

When Halloween comes, I will send you a happy three-ghost gift package. A happy guy will make you put aside your troubles and laugh. A cheapskate will make you save money. A daredevil will make you remember your mistakes in life, which is only a small step away from success. May you have fun with the three ghosts and drink 300 cups altogether.

Halloween is coming, I'm glad to find you. Holding a pumpkin lantern, smiling. Everyone is happy in ghost clothes. I ask you for candy, but you can't give it. Halloween is here, may happiness follow you and happiness accompany you!

Halloween is coming, the bull's head and horse stand aside, zombie witches go into battle together, put on masks to enjoy themselves, release happiness infinitely, send blessings through weak messages, and hug you with endless happiness.

Halloween is a time for children to play with pumpkin lanterns. I hope you can spend an innocent and happy time in this festival, just like all the festivals you spent as a child! Happy Halloween!

Give you a ghost mask on Halloween: naughty boy looks like a beautiful jade, naughty boy wishes you all your troubles, troublemaker hopes you can't resist your success, and happy boy wishes you happiness. Happy Halloween!

Halloween weather forecast: sunny! May you have a good mood; Yin! Dark clouds in the sky turned into gold; Wind! The god of wealth sends gifts to the door; It is raining. All the money is RMB; It's snowing I salute you and wish you a happy holiday!

All the saints came on Halloween, and the saints were very happy. Calligraphers Wang Xizhi, Gu Kaizhi, Du Fu, Guan Yunchang, the Monkey King and other sages from all walks of life have sent congratulatory messages to express their sacred condolences to you!

Warm Halloween reminder: those who want to work overtime should not work overtime, and those who want to stay up late should not stay up late, otherwise you will encounter incredible things ... If you are scared, take care of yourself and wish you a happy Halloween!

I asked for an amulet for you on Halloween, commonly known as wishing for a blessing (pig). Remember, as long as you call me a pig, I will be blessed by a pig a hundred times, and all monsters will be frightened. Try it if you don't believe me!

This is my first time to listen to Halloween. Wish you a happy holiday! Send you a bouquet of roses and rely on it to express your feelings; You have a big peach blossom and your wealth depends on it; Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it.

I treat you to a big meal on Halloween. These dishes are specially ordered for you, especially in line with your characteristics. There is a wolf's mouth, a dog's tail, a pig's head and a donkey's face. After eating, you can mix them up and make sure to scare the ghosts!

Halloween is a ghost festival in the west, so I invited a vampire from Wan Li to suck your troubles, your sorrows and your sorrows on Halloween. All you have to do is stretch your neck and let him suck. Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween!

Halloween is both scary and happy! You are ready to devote yourself to the terrible front-line friends, and we will devote ourselves to the terrible great cause with full enthusiasm. Remember, you are not alone!

Unique attention to Halloween: Go west, west, uphill, look at heaven, be more comfortable in the soil, secretly bury, play with fire more, be cremated emotionally, pretend to be a ghost, and play some tricks. I hope you pretend to be crazier than a ghost on Halloween.

Halloween tip: Please wear a thick mask and go out in the middle of the night. If you meet a pedestrian, please remember to follow closely and find a chance to run ahead of him. You will hear: "Ah! There are ghosts! "

Halloween is full of stars, and it is difficult to sleep on Halloween; I need time to call you in the game against GREAT GHOST and imp. Please be happy, or I won't do it. Happy Halloween!