Selected 33 sentences of funny video copywriting materials

The smell of sugar-fried chestnuts spread all over the city in October, the hot baked sweet potatoes in November, and Sugar-Coated Berry stuffed with bamboo sticks in December, and the year is almost over. ~ ~ I think you are interested in such a sentence? The following is a selection of 33 funny video copywriting materials carefully collected by me and brought to you. Welcome to collect this website and continue to pay attention to our updates!

1. Enter in Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, I haven't found it yet! .

2. A truly brave person dares to face the balance on the bank card and the numbers on the scale ...

3. No matter how high his martial arts are, he is afraid of a kitchen knife; No matter how good the intelligence is, a brick will fall down; Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others take a taxi to find it! Send my regards to you last Monday and let others envy and hate you!

4. All weekends that don't aim at sleeping are hooligans.

5. Here's another story about a couple. One day, two people took their children out for dinner.

6. Pray for the arrival of God of Wealth, and congratulations on making a fortune; Pray for a full moon and a happy love; Pray that when spring returns to the earth, everything will be renewed; Pray for your dreams to come true. Happy New Year's Day, my dear friends!

7. Now even immortals can have a holiday. Why can't I, a mortal?

8. I just want to break off the relationship with you, and I can still afford the ten-cent SMS fee.

9. Weekend notes: it is forbidden to enjoy myself alone and ignore me, to forget me completely in games and entertainment, to eat irregularly with big fish and big meat, and to be idle without contacting me. When the weekend comes, keep in mind the above ~

1. Work hard to earn tickets and fight for seats day and night; Buy a house, buy a car, marry a wife, and provide parents for their children; Live a hard life, don't forget to take care of yourself. Men's Health Day, I wish you health and happiness!

11. After kindergarten, I lost my innocence; After primary school, I lost my childhood; After junior high school, I lost my happiness; After high school, I lost my thoughts; I lost my pursuit after going to college; It's the weekend, don't lose your happiness.

12. You can live without a mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

13. I get fat and love meat. What happened? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables!

14. May all your troubles in this life be killed and your sorrow become nothing. Sadness will find another job, and pain will be washed away. Disappointment never comes back, and sadness never comes again. World hand washing day, happiness is with you!

15. On average, the total area of intestine is 2 square meters, and the place where we live is not as big as that where we live, so we might as well go to shit! It's not as good as "shit"!

16. What about the left-behind elderly and children? How to solve the problem of left-behind spouse? Have a headache?

17. I don't wear tights to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

18. Gold is more precious than silver, platinum is more precious than gold, diamond is more precious than platinum, emotion is more precious than diamond, and you are more precious than emotion. Friend, it's cold, keep warm and don't catch a cold!

19. When you read someone else's QQ signature, did you feel that I also thought of this signature, just one step later than you.

2. Society laughs at my fragility and the reality of my acne society.

21. I saw a beautiful woman on the bus. I stared at her for a while, but I didn't expect her to stare at me. "What are you looking at? Smelly rascal! " I snapped at him.

22. Play the trick of breaking up with me. I think that's all you can do.

23. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, but the teacher just doesn't know the goods.

24. It's autumn in the blink of an eye, and I haven't stopped thinking about you. Although the distance is far away, my concern for you has not diminished; Don't forget the care of friends, send a short message to remind you; Rest more when the weekend comes, and embrace happiness and good mood!

25, watching gossip happen, not August 18th, wouldn't it be silly!

26. Good times are always too short, but short moments are usually not good.

27. Sometimes the truth is like a cough, which will gush out when you can't suppress it.

28. In winter, a girl's white and tender hands should be put in the pocket of the person she likes.

29. Is anyone there? I am a delivery person, please check it: a lifetime of peace and happiness; A thriving future and career; Sweet love and good mood; Always appreciate your good luck, please be sure to collect it!

3. Learn like tofu, smell bad and eat fragrant, which is the connotation.

31. Care for life, travel in a civilized way, and resolutely resist speeding, overcrowding, overload and fatigue driving. The Traffic Patrol Corps of Jiangsu Provincial Public Security Department will join hands with you to build a safe, harmonious and happy home.

32. Nothing can't be solved by eating a big meal, nothing can't be forgotten by sleeping in, and nothing can't be conveyed by sending a red envelope.

33. In October, the smell of sugar-fried chestnuts spread all over the city; in November, hot baked sweet potatoes were held; in December, Sugar-Coated Berry was stuffed with bamboo sticks, and the year was almost over.