My girlfriend cries aggrieved, no matter what text messages I send. She can laugh, which is the kind of humorous and topical text message.

1. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend ... He kept crying ... very sad, and kept crying ... as a result ... he ... sprouted. ...

2. Love disease: unrequited love is depression; Stuttering at the beginning of love; Hyperactivity disorder in late love; Extramarital amnesia; Lovelorn, manic, intermittent self-mutilation.

3. The first lover is a brand-new version; The revival of old love is a refurbished version; Cohabitation before marriage is a trial version; The wedding night is sincere; The Golden House is a collector's edition; Falling in love with widows is a revised edition; Seducing a wife is piracy.

4. Giving up is helpless, giving up is incompetent, not giving up is ignorant, not giving up is persistent, and not giving up is stubborn.

Your frown is my sorrow, your moving smile is my reason for happiness, and your happiness is my greatest pursuit in my life.

6. Types of pigs: domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If they are laughing, they are stupid pigs. If they are angry, they are dead pigs.

7. Guan Yu, in Hezhou. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. If you can't pursue it, the black nightclub misses her during the day. Miss Long, I can't sleep over and over again.

8. When I go with the wind, I will look at you in the sky; When I become dust, I would like to protect you; When I become Ziyun, I would like to bring some color to your eyes;

Baby, you are the best gift from God, and I will treasure you in the deepest part of my love. Until we get old! Until the end of my life! I miss you, kiss you and love you!

10. Idealism says, "If I say you are a pig, you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word-you are a pig!

1 1. The landlord is looking at the house with the new tenant. Tenant: "It seems that this house often leaks water." Landlord: "No, no, it only leaks when it rains."

12. urgent notice: those who resume polygamy from now on and remain monogamous after two weeks shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and fined.

13. Laid-off female workers are herding cattle, and civil servants all over the country * * * are not in tears with heaven and earth. There is a nightclub in front, not by the government, but by the society, with tips for eating and drinking. Although we have no status, the mayor's secretary sleeps together.

14. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!