Looking for short and incisive SMS jokes

If you are bored at work, flip a coin. The front side is chatting online, and the back side is sleeping on your stomach. Erecting is working, and leaning is working hard. If you fall into pieces, you will apply for overtime. If you fall out of two pieces, you will fall every day! On the plane, a passenger asked his neighbor, What did the captain say just now? The neighbor replied: The captain said that Las Vegas is coming, please fasten your wallets. There is a sign standing beside the highway of the Swiss Immigration Department, which reads: "Please pay more attention to drivers. At present, doctors and funeral home staff are on vacation. " The wife will tell the man how much a catty of vegetables is, and the lover will tell the man how many stars there are in the night sky. Honeymoon-a suspended sentence before a "wife's" sentence. Because money is treated like dirt, flowers are always inserted in cow dung. The hen was hatching eggs, and an egg suddenly came out by itself. The hen said, "What are you doing?"

Eggs: "You fart and stink ..." There is a hide-and-seek club, whose head has not been found yet.

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried when he walked.

On a hot afternoon, a match head tickled, scratched and caught fire.

why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said, It's so hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana at the back fell down.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun was walking on the road and felt hungry, so he ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a cotton candy who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I think I'm all soft."

once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was cold.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiaoming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside and cried and cried, and he flew.

the fish said, "I keep my eyes open all the time in order to leave by your side." The water said, "I flow tirelessly all day long to hug you around." The pot said, "It's so stubborn when you're almost fucking ripe."

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai.

A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze, and when he was really bored, he began to pull out his fur, one ... two ... three ... and finally none was left, and then he died of cold.

put a V between two fingers. What is it? Yeah! Hands are shaking and stretching down. What is it? It's fallen leaves!

stretch four fingers, what is it? FOUR, bend four fingers. What is it? WONDERFUL！ (curved FOUR)

Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolves because: Momotaro (eliminated wolves).

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met the wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf. The wolf easily destroyed the straw house, wooden house and brick house. The three little pigs ran desperately, but they were caught up by the wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you want. At this point, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is?"