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Double eleven shopping cart copywriting

Double eleven shopping cart copywriting

1, the double eleven is here. I don't lack anything, except a boyfriend who pours shopping carts.

2. I didn't feel it, but I didn't. This has nothing to do with love. This is my money.

I don't want to talk, because I am thirsty and have no money to buy water.

4. I used to be very confused about being poor, but now I am very poor.

5. Employee+Payee = Payee

6. The double eleven is the hand to be discounted.

7. One day, my prince will ride a Tmall to clean my shopping cart.

8. Pay the down payment, be quick-eyed, pay the final payment, and have a good sleep.

9. If the money is gone, you can earn it again, and the baby will be gone when you take it off the shelf.

10, dreaming that you are poor is not a dream when you wake up.

1 1. There are always people on WeChat asking me why I didn't reply to the message in time, and I was speechless. Have you ever seen a garbage collector who is not busy?

12. Is money paper? I always use coins.

13, time is money, so I have no time.