Collecting funny text messages. KKK has...

Lobster went shopping in the supermarket, but was stopped by the security guard when he was leaving, suspecting that he had stolen something. The lobster is on fire, so he takes off his clothes: you search, you search, if you can’t find anything, you’ll never be done with it! The security guard's eyes lit up: You said you didn't steal it, what's wrong with you shrimp?

The zoo is closed for maintenance. A smoking monkey in the monkey park has a banana in its mouth all day long. The other monkeys are very curious and it is annoyed: "There have been no tourists recently, so I have no choice but to pick up cigarette butts." Han and Banana are addicted to smoking!”

Three little rabbits pooped, the first one was long, the second one was round, the third one turned out to be pyramid-shaped, and the first two pooped. A little rabbit asked the third little rabbit in surprise, "Oh my God, you are so strong! How did you do it?" The answer was "Pinch it with your hands."

The River God openly recruited cadres, and Frog and Hippo were elected. The goldfish asked in confusion: River God, why are they frogs and hippopotamuses? River God: Frogs can blow. Fish: Where’s the hippopotamus? River God: Hippos are thick-skinned.

The spider saw that the caterpillar on the tree was too small and had no appetite, so he planned to see it again in a few days. A few days later, a butterfly flew out. Spider: You kid wants to use a beauty trap to lure the tiger away from the mountain? No way!

Little Spider invited Little Ant to visit her home. Little Ant was very embarrassed: My mother said that minors are not allowed to surf the Internet, so you should go to my house to play. The little spider whispered: There are too many people in your family. My mother said that stampede accidents may occur easily if there are too many people!