Humorous jokes are too profound.

Joke is to make readers happy through the obscurity of its internal language. Below, I carefully arranged some paragraphs with too deep routines, hoping to help you!

20 17 the most popular paragraph classic Xiaomei wrote down her wish when she grew up in the composition book: I hope to have a lovely child; I also hope to have a husband who loves me. It turns out that the teacher wrote a comment: Please pay attention to the order. ?

Once my best friend drank too much and accidentally rushed into the men's room. In front of all the panicked faces, the goods pretended to be calm and shouted: What are you afraid of? I didn't bring my ruler ~ ~ ~?

Do you know that?/You know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

Paired human chromosomes. One day, the old man who taught biology asked slowly: Students, how many chromosomes are right? ? Some idiot in the corner loudly replied:? Yeah! ? The old man nodded calmly and seriously. Ok, now tell me, what's the purpose of your coming to earth?

Tell me more about my childhood! Everyone knows the big 28 bicycles with beams! When I was four or five years old, I used to sit directly on the beam of my father's bike and sit sideways. After a long time, my feet would be numb and uncomfortable! Last time I went to grandma's house, I suggested sitting in the back seat, because my feet wouldn't get numb! Agreed! Haha, let's go! ! As a result, something terrible happened when we arrived at our destination? Dad forgot about me, took his legs from behind and swept me?

Why are your eyes full of tears? Why do you look at me but tremble slightly? I know, as you know, we all have the same answer in our hearts: do you not only miss me, but also? Don't be ridiculous, I mean you are cold, too!

She has a mobile phone and a PHS. One day, she changed a new mobile phone card. A colleague asked her what her new number was. She said she forgot, so she dialed her PHS with her changed mobile phone.

While dialing, she continued to chat with her colleagues. After PHS rang, she picked it up and asked. Hey, hey, talk to me or I'll hang up! ?

All the colleagues present were stunned.

Then she pressed the hang-up button and said, Crazy, don't talk on the phone? .

20 17 latest jokes and classic articles There is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone wants to throw up. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

Your mother is really nice. You are so ugly, raise you! Your mother is so bad and you are so ugly, let it out to scare people!

You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself, I can't let you leave again, and never catch a thief!

Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's way! Let others not only can't find shoes, but also let him have no way to go!

The flowers were drunk and cried with their leaves in their arms; The moon is tired and pulls a cloud to sleep; I miss you, drunk, tired of crying, heartbroken?

Without you, I'm too lazy to paint the mirror yellow. Without you, three meals are tasteless. Human nature is better than marriage, but I expect that we can be together every day.

Mom, despite your objection, I still can't forget him. I only have eyes for him. Silly boy, don't fall in love. We are mice, but he is a mouse!

The elephant saw a group of ants walking towards its home and asked the ants, What are you doing? The ant said that Aunt Elephant was ill. Let's donate blood!

In high school, the Chinese teacher saw that the girl in front of me was sleepy and asked her to answer questions. After she stood up without saying a word, she stood for two minutes. The whole class was silent and the teacher said helplessly. Sit down. ? I saw this woman lying on the table immediately after she sat down.

It is said that the amount of information in a single DNA reaches megabytes. In other words, the average ejaculation volume is equivalent to transmitting GB of data in three seconds. Such a large amount of information can fill 10 thousand iPad with g capacity. It will take several years if you use the G network to upload (Mbps). Man, connotation, can't afford to hurt!

The hottest paragraph of 20 17 is simple. A recruit went out for training. When he saw a uniformed shoulder with six stars on the side of the road, he was shocked: six stars! ? Dad? Salute to attention as a sign of respect. Long-distance running is a slap in the face: To your mother, that's property! ?

In order to prove the harm of smoking to students, the teacher specially put nicotine extracted from cigarettes on the worms, and soon the worms died. The teacher then asked everyone:? You see, what does this experiment show? The students answered with one voice:? Smoking doesn't grow bugs? .

Daughter, my father loves me very much. Once my father took me to buy sportswear, I took a fancy to a set of more than 800. Dad said: Buy whatever color you like. ? Finally bought three sets. I swiped my card and went out. I heard a salesman's faint voice: This mistress is really ugly! ?

The spider is going to marry the bee. The spider asked his mother, Why do you want me to marry a bee? Mother spider said:? Bees are a bit nagging, but at least they are stewardesses. ? The spider said:? I prefer Miss Mosquito. ? Mother spider said:? Forget the little nurse. Last time my mother got sick and got an injection, which made her edema. ?

The cat pounced on someone, got a new girlfriend, and wanted to visit her home. Knowing that he often swears, his girlfriend repeatedly warned him not to talk nonsense, and some people readily agreed. After the meeting, someone responded freely without saying anything, and his girlfriend's parents were very satisfied. After dinner, in the cold winter, my girlfriend's parents insisted on sending each other to the roadside. Someone was quite moved, and when his mind was hot, he blurted out: Uncle, don't send it away, go home quickly and watch my aunt freeze! ?

Today, my boss asked me to delete all the CS in Internet cafes. I have been busy all night. Why do you want to delete CS? Actually, the cause is this. Today, the public security bureau made a temporary inspection, which has been reported before. For several days in a row, I became a street sweeper, driving all creatures under the age of 20 out of internet cafes. So when the police uncles came from afar, my boss and I were not nervous. However, it is a pity. When the police uncles just stepped into the door of the Internet cafe, a group of people playing CS in the Internet cafe shouted excitedly:? The police are coming! The police are coming! The police are in the dog hole! Brothers, let's go! Kill them! ? Well, I admit, at that moment, not only the police uncle's face was green, but my boss and I were horribly green.

Funny jokes are too profound and too simple. 1. The first-grade primary school teacher is handing out mid-term papers to the whole class. Xiao Ming looked at his score of 100, and he said: I'm so happy! ? However, Xiaojie sitting next to him looked at his 50-point test paper and said gloomily. I'm so worried! ? Xiao Ming asked inexplicably: What do you care about? Xiaojie replied:? Isn't the antonym of happiness concerned?

2. After the final exam, the teacher said: The order of this exam is much better than the previous classes, but the students who pass notes and cheat sheets at the back can turn the textbooks upside down and copy them like the students in the middle. Although, this will not be faster than the students who directly copy the answers next to the bulletin board. However, it will not be later than those students who ask the teacher to help them write.

3. The teacher wrote couplets, but ginger is still old and spicy. Xiao Minghui: The breasts are still bigger than women. The whole class laughed.

4. Just now in the measurement class, the teacher was a young woman with a bulging abdomen. LZ sat in the front row, and the teacher went to the front to talk about the topic. I thought I was going to fail when I saw the teacher pumping his brain with a pen bucket.

5. In the primary school classroom. Let me ask you a two-part allegorical saying that I invented myself. ? Say, guess, please have a drink! ? Come on, the dinosaur growled at the sky, guess! ? Dinosaurs were bored and growled at the sky. Is it full? ? Lovelorn. You are lovelorn! ! ! Ok, I'm going to announce the answer, and the answer is summer (horrible) days. ? It's so cold, it's still summer! ?

6. The teacher walked onto the stage with a dignified face and suddenly heard cheers. Take an early holiday! ? He frowned and took him away. Later, I heard at home today that he was still making up lessons. Alas, son, you are happy too early.

7. One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming! What do you mean crowded? Xiao Ming said disapprovingly, Teacher, you don't even know what this means? Crowded people are just a lot of people moving all the time! The teacher said angrily, and then what? ! ! Xiao Ming said: Then what? Then my head fell off!

8. The chemistry teacher said to Xiaogang: Many objects are made up of molecules. It can also be said that a molecule is a unit of an object, just as water is composed of water molecules. However, not all objects are made up of molecules. For example, iron has no molecules, only atoms? Now, please name an object made up of molecules. Madhouse! Xiao Gang answered loudly.

9. When we mobilized before the exam, the math teacher drank some wine and said on the platform. Teaching is a great secret love. You try your best to love a group of people, but in the end you only touch yourself. It is true that students abuse me thousands of times. I treat students like first love. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I used to be afraid that I would not do well in the exam alone, but now I am afraid that a group of people will not do well in the exam. Dear students, if you never leave, I will live and die together. If you give up on yourself, there is nothing I can do. ? Suddenly the whole class applauded, teacher, you just fell in love!

10. In senior three, one of my classmates made trouble in class, and the teacher went over and pulled the classmate out. My other idiot classmate stood up and stopped the teacher and said, forget it, give me face. The teacher said, get out!

1 1. The teacher teaches geography and points to the map: What does my right hand point to the Tewo Strait and my left hand point to? Wang. Wang Daosheng was absent-minded when the teacher shouted in panic. Teacher: Left hand, what is it? Wang Daosheng: Left hand, frostbite!

12. A buddy in the university dormitory is young and talks in his sleep at night. Mm-hmm. When I got up in the morning, I saw my roommate B thinking hard, saying that someone had forgotten what to sing at night. Then clap your thighs and say, shit, that's uncomfortable ~?

13. junior high school deskmate writes with his left hand, but no one knows it with one hand, but his academic performance is very good. Every time I take an exam, I copy it without conscience. After a long time, he will ask me all the words he doesn't know. Man's potential is infinite!

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