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Disgusting love talk routines make your wife happy. Love talk introductions make your wife happy.

1, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

2. Wife? I'm really stupid. You are angry, and I don't know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I am really lucky to marry you!

3. Robber: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" " Everyone lay silent. Little robber: "Boss, let's count how much we robbed."

4. In this world, love is holding, Lu Yu is holding, hearts are connected, feelings follow you, you are brave, persistent, love remains unchanged, you are more concerned, dedicated and steadfast, and it is you who are doomed by heaven, have a happy marriage and strive for happiness. Less words, no less reason, mental memory, and love.

5. I miss you at work and am full of enthusiasm; I miss you at rest, gentle and sweet; I miss you when I succeed, full of enthusiasm; Miss you when you are frustrated and increase your motivation. Honey, I miss you!

6. Take care of you all your life and treat you well all your life. Can I have this chance? ",it must be that you will really be good to her, don't be a giant of language and a dwarf of action. Wish you success!

7, love is like a wire, you are the metal core, I am the insulation layer, without me, your tender feelings like fire will definitely electrocute a group of handsome guys, all of whom are cerebral thrombosis and shivering. Just to be on the safe side, let me hold you for life.

8. Sincere feelings are silent, deep love is sweet, loving a person is happy, thinking of a person is warm, and holding her (his) hand is happy. Will you hold my hand this Valentine's Day?

9. I am a satellite that always revolves around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

10, I miss you once every heartbeat until my life stops and my heart stops beating! I love you! You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart! When the color of the city has faded and the roses have turned to dust, my heart can't hide even at night. You make me homesick!