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Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle.
2.? Under the moon, the old man's brain is active, and the Qixi gift specially adds new fashion elements to make China mm smarter!
3.? Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.
4.? Last year's Tanabata, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge. Magpies come to Tianhe to line up today. After waiting for a long time, they never saw Niu Ge's seventh sister again. Starlings are panting to inform you that now the speed of scientific and technological development has doubled, and there is no need to meet at the magpie bridge again. At this moment, they are chatting on the computer.
5.? Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies both arch the magpie bridge. Do you know that every family longs for the autumn moon? Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
6.? I'm going to see each other's parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.
7.? Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.
8.? My love bird, my tanabata!
9.? There is no limit to Tanabata!
10.? My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.
1 1.? If I can, I would rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
12.? God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Tanabata.
13.? Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, while enemies celebrate Dee Renjie.
14.? Tanabata, eternal love!
15.? Effectively remove loneliness and bring you good memories! Sweet night, Tanabata!
16.? My love bird, my tanabata!
17.? Tanabata has arrived, and I will send you a seven-color flower: red is auspicious, blue is wishful thinking, green is vitality, yellow is lucky, orange is sweet, pink is happy, and purple is happiness. May your love be sweet and your life be colorful!
18.? Magpie bridge flies north and south, you and I have a good time, my baby, I miss you! !
19.? Tanabata continues to be sweet with lovers, and those who have no lovers should not be discouraged. Redouble efforts with goals, keep searching without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!
20.? We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. Tanabata wants to play for a day, eliminating one pair after another, the more the better!
22.? Gentleness is like water, courtesy is like a dream. On July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge. China's lover called it a festival, which will last forever.
23.? If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. You saved it, and it will be mine in the next life.
24.? See the couple kissing on the magpie bridge? This is us tonight!
25.? Tanabata, I count on fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.
26.? Tanabata is really good. It's really good for everyone.
27.? Valentine's Day is coming on July 7th. Do you know what gift I want? I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart. In this way, we will all have a happy Valentine's Day on July 7th.
28.? Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Qixi? Nonsense, not people. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.
29.? Love you for ten thousand years! Love you for five thousand years is hopeless! It's ridiculous to love you for a thousand years! Love you for a hundred years is too long! Love you for 70 years in succession. As long as I am healthy, this is my strength.
30.? Valentine's Day is coming, so there is nothing to send, just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
3 1.? Dragonflies fly, butterflies chase, and troubles lock a lot. You can't know how to drink more until you watch the geese fly and people return. Live and die together, let go of each other The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows the willows. May my dear you be happy.
32.? A: What if there is no lover on Tanabata? B: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. How many more people are you going to kill?
33.? Tanabata has arrived, and I will send you a bunch of lilies to give you a splendid life; Send you a bunch of roses to make your life romantic; Send you a warm blue sky and bring you warmth, brilliance and dreams for a lifetime!
34.? Now when I wake up every day, I can see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
35.? I am your dog, and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.
36.? Valentine's Day is coming, so there is nothing to send, just send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
37.? "How do you spend this Tanabata?" "Laugh it off, of course."
38.? Uncle Beaver, why are your teeth so good? Because I have been to Tanabata!
39.? Men's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !
40.? Tanabata, anything is possible!
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 3 4 1. Why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult?
42.? Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.
43.? Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!
44.? Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.
45.? I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I gently asked you, "Hello! Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "
46.? On Chinese Valentine's Day, we will do something good, using chocolate scraps of paper in the supermarket.
47.? You procrastinate, you procrastinate, you are a pig and eight quit reborn, except for a body of meat, you didn't bring the rest, and no one buried you when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!
48.? Exile my happiness, block my smile, freeze my laughter and destroy my gentleness. As long as you don't give me an instruction to forgive me, my life will only be lonely. Forgive me, I am so infatuated!
49.? Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!
50.? Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, my `.
5 1.? Tanabata, Tanabata, laughter, happiness, sweetness, affection, romance, happiness, beauty, blessing, Tanabata is coming, I wish my dear friends the fire of love will never go out!
52.? Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you"
53.? It's Tanabata, which contains a lot of gold. It's convenient to pass five times at a time! Look at me, it's not hard to pass five times in one breath! Since the festival, the waist is not sour, the legs are not soft, and love is strong!
54.? Busy? It doesn't matter, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I am thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth is smiling. Let your friends around you know that you are happy. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
55.? You can hang anything on the Qixi gift list, as long as you remember not to hang the object. If it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.
56.? There are no gifts on Tanabata this year, only boyfriends.
57.? Qixi Valentine's Day is here. I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife says you can give me anything, as long as it's from you, I like it. I thought about it carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your mother's house!" " "
58.? Weaver embroidered brocade, cowherd hopes. Queqiao River frame, short Tanabata. May love last forever, and the moon will last forever. I want the Milky Way to die, so that the two stars will be clean forever!
59.? Tanabata, live a healthier life. I have also been to Qixi!
60.? How many spoony storms, how many tears shine in the night sky. Infatuation was originally affectionate, and when you meet, you smile and forget the enmity.
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 4 6 1. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, would I become a dog?
62.? Take a glass of wine in the morning and evening, and lovers will meet after dusk. The intoxicating smile is a little shy, so loving, don't look. Tanabata is not only in the sky, but also on earth. I wish my friends good luck and happiness together forever!
63.? According to the information you sent me, you are very willing to let me open your file. I have a "core" for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
64.? If you want good skin, spend Tanabata in the morning and evening.
65.? As the saying goes: the train does not push, happiness does not blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.
66.? Think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!
67.? I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Valentine's Day on Qixi is coming, so you can sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life!
68.? Men and women should be equal, except, of course, married people. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
69.? This year, my parents don't celebrate this festival, but only Valentine's Day in China, Chinese Valentine's Day!
70.? Do you know that?/You know what? I haven't seen you these days, and I want to commit suicide: I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my pulse with noodles, but I was afraid that no one would accompany you on Tanabata, so I had to give up. Happy tanabata.
7 1.? A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "
Funny sentences in Qixi circle of friends
Funny sentences in Qixi circle of friends (1) 1. I was shocked to find that my lovesickness didn't show. I didn't know what was going on, but it went on like this. There are hundreds of charms and thousands of reds in the world, but you are my favorite.
2.? I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good targets to recommend?
3.? Smile when you are single, because if you don't smile, your ex-partner will smile like a dog.
4.? Love birds falls on the treetops, lovers embrace lightly, and the moonlight is hazy and soft. There will be lovers on Qixi Bridge. I am willing to love you for a hundred years and be happy forever.
5.? Valentine's day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here.
6.? When you feel that you are a waste, please remember to find a waste collector, sell yourself and change some money.
7.? An encounter is a thin and indifferent fate, and a gorgeous opening is endless destruction.
8.? The holiday is coming again. Send me a short message, wishing you smooth work, happy every second, always smiling, in a good mood, in good health, making a lot of money, with or without love, come quickly, with love and happiness until you get old. Happy tanabata!
9.? Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable impulse to listen to your breath and kiss your lips. Wait with your heart and bet your life that I will say "I love you" to you on Valentine's Day.
10.? Under the trend of being single, there is nothing wrong with being single, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to fall in love. There is no need to judge.
1 1.? On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.
12.? Tanabata wants to hire two children. Call dad when you meet a man. Call mom when you meet a woman. Breaking up a pair is a pair.
13.? Think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!
14.? Others broke up on Valentine's Day. I am one of them.
15.? Someone asked me, what are you going to do this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!
16.? Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
17.? You didn't send me roses in June 14, and you didn't send me blessings on July 7, but I only love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
18.? Pray for rain on Tanabata, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!
19.? I hope that one day, you can meet the person who is willing to bend over for you. From then on, everything else is just a hasty cloud.
20.? Tanabata, playing tricks on the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.
Funny sentences in Qixi circle of friends (2) 1. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.
2.? Valentine's day is coming, I'm ready. Once I found a couple quarreling, I sat by and waited, either picking up a rose, a ring, or maybe a cell phone. As long as they dare to fall, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run so they can't get rid of it. If you are lucky, you may find a lover, and you will be excited just by thinking about it.
3.? I will sit with a smile and see how many people worse than me you can replace.
4.? The best thing for a person is to let go. No matter how much you miss, you won't bother. One day you will understand that losing is more practical than having. Love has faded, my heart has changed, and I don't love it anymore. Even if I take my heart out, it's just an interruption. In fact, it is better to miss each other than to meet each other, and it is better to meet each other after a long separation.
5.? I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.
6.? One dollar for a lone bird, a hundred birds contend, and the business of birds is based on honesty.
7.? In fact, Valentine's Day, like the Spring Festival, smells like guns.
8.? A sincere heart, with two joys, stirs up three points of happiness, plus four or two pity, fills five cups of wine and six cups of tea, and the sweetness of Tanabata, with eight points of passion and nine points of test, gives you beautiful love.
9.? Twenty years of "insulator" is no joke with you.
10.? Tanabata is here, and it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.
1 1.? How to spend Tanabata? Lying, lying, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking in a hurry.
12.? Tanabata is coming soon. I wrote 300 "Let's break up" notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf. Don't ask me who I am. I'm Lei Feng.
13.? Dusk is smart, what dusk is today; For thousands of years, I have no regrets.
14.? Qixi Valentine's Day is here. I asked my wife what I should give you. The wife said. You can send anything. I like it as long as it's from you. I thought it over. Say to her, "I'll take you back to your mother's house!" " "
15.? We don't have a date on Valentine's Day. On April Fool's Day, we didn't confess. Tomb-Sweeping Day is better. There are still people to worship.
16.? Due to long-term separation, Cowherd has always loved his own cow, and Qixi was cancelled.
17.? There are no presents on Tanabata this year. Gifts are only for boyfriends.
18.? In fact, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!
19.? Don't even ask me out on Tanabata. I'm going to play at home for a day, even watching, tapping my fingers and eliminating a pair is a pair.
20.? Valentine's Day is when someone else celebrates Valentine's Day and I rob my lover.
Funny sentences in Qixi circle of friends (3) 1. May all my feelings turn into a magpie and fly to Jiutian Palace with the wind tonight. The sky above the Milky Way will spread my wings and reflect the magnificent bright moon overlooking the vast sea of flowers. May lovers be happy forever, regardless of the full moon. Happy tanabata.
2.? Marry a liar, every April fool's day! If you don't get married, you want to have a holiday!
3.? Tanabata, live alone, take Dove and go shopping.
4.? Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog?
5.? I don't know what to do, but I gave in with a smile, and the love I couldn't go back stayed where I fell in love.
6.? A sincere heart has fallen in love with you and will never change its mind. I am infatuated, I can't see you, only I am sad. A piece of Dan Xin, miss day and night, ten thousand arrows pierce the heart. In the wishing magpie bridge, soul mates will never be distracted. I would like to live with you on Tanabata, day and night!
7.? Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
8.? So far single, I told my mother: don't worry, there are always people waiting for me, and I don't want to settle. My mother: Yes, the devil is waiting for you.
9.? A person can live a good life, which is not contradictory to the expectation of love.
10.? Being single is good, being single is beautiful, and you can be good with whoever you want.
1 1.? Magpies are connected in rows into wings, and happiness is in sight; Magpies form a group of wings, which is auspicious and healthy. Magpies are soul mates, and happiness is beyond words. Happy tanabata!
12.? Children, do you have many question marks? Why hasn't anyone asked you for it since Tanabata?
13.? The furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived and we are not together yet.
14.? My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi, and I simply said "skip".
15.? Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.
16.? You can hang anything on the Qixi gift list, as long as you remember not to hang the object. If it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.
17.? Actually, it's good to leave you, although there are no surprises and heartbeats, and you don't have to worry about losing and wrestling.
18.? There are no gifts on Tanabata this year, only boyfriends.
19.? Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: let's break up!
20.? You must find something to replace the sun in the dark. That's called faith.
Funny sentences in Qixi circle of friends (4) 1. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.
2.? If Tanabata is regarded as Singles' Day, it will be less lonely and less painful.
3.? With the arrival of Valentine's Day in China, couples can talk about publishing to express their love. What are the funny moods on Valentine's Day on Tanabata? This article is about Qixi Valentine's Day. I hope it will help everyone!
4.? Send seven happiness on Tanabata; Life is happy and everything goes well; Happy career and smooth work; Love is happy, lovers are sincere; Casinos are happy and lucky; Happy figure, beautiful and happy; Happy body, healthy and worry-free; Happy, happy every day!
5.? Today is Valentine's Day in China, the day when the cowherd and the weaver girl meet.
6.? No matter what I do in the exam, I believe I have a bright future!
7.? Today is Tanabata, I hope my friends: I want to fall in love happily, get married sweetly, send flowers politely, seize the opportunity to write love letters, start a business and get rich, and read my message happily: Happy Tanabata!
8.? In fact, Tanabata is the same as July and a half, except that Tanabata burns people's money, July and a half burns people's money, Tanabata tells people a lot of nonsense, and July and a half tells ghosts a lot of people.
9.? We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.
10.? There is only one name in the world that makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end in your hand.
1 1.? We always fantasize about the future, but we can't even get up early in winter.
12.? Decorate the good times with romance, wrap the good life with sweetness, watch the sweet love with happiness, and pour out the oath of true love with sincerity: Dear, love you all your life and never give up!
13.? Today, we will meet each other's parents on Tanabata. So nervous. After all, I hit his son first.
14.? Kiss you and happiness will follow you into your heart; Kiss you, happiness is accompanied by affection; Kiss you, sweet together, never part; Kiss you, love is as long as a star. Kissing Valentine's Day is coming. I will kiss you to the end and love you to the end.
15.? At the beginning, we held hands, and now we are dogs!
16.? It is not easy to turn friendship into love, and it is even harder to turn love into friendship.
17.? You are my deepest and most depressing secret.
18.? Girls' families should be more sensible. It's naive for my boyfriend to break up without preparing a gift for Qixi. A little more atmospheric. He's not for you. You can prepare for him. Like this cuckold.
19.? Tell you a joke, I will disappear sooner or later]
20.? With the bridge, I wish you happiness!
202 1 Qixi circle of friends sentence
20xx Valentine's Day Message from Tanabata Friends Circle: Best wishes
1, Tanabata came again in a blink of an eye, silly to send some flowers and plants, tacky to eat and drink, boring to sing and dance, bold cuddling, enthusiastic to put it down on the spot, timid to send text messages to say hello!
2, love birds falls on the treetops, lovers hug lightly, whisper to each other, the moonlight is hazy, and there will be lovers on Qixi Bridge. I am willing to love you for a hundred years and be happy forever.
3, the brilliant galaxy as a witness, love you forever in this life; As a witness, Xiaoqiao Bridge bumps on the soles of your feet; Cowherd and Weaver Girl are witnesses and will never be separated. Tanabata is here. Happy tanabata!
4, love has not moved, love has gone first; Thinking has not moved, thinking has come first. Love beckons in the dreamy and bright paradise of happiness, and thoughts wander in the dazzling ocean of happiness! I wish you a happy Tanabata in advance!
5, Tanabata Tanabata: laughter, happiness, sweetness, affection, romance, happiness, beauty, blessings, I wish my dear friends the fire of love will never go out!
6, evil, I want to know you, long life, endless mountains, endless rivers, Lei Zhen in winter, rain and snow in summer, heaven and earth are together, dare to be with you! May all lovers get married! Happy tanabata!
7. Today is Tanabata, the magpies bridge the bridge, and the cowherd and the weaver girl follow each other in the sky. On such a romantic day, I sent you a purposeful message. Don't you get it? Please reply to the message and date me!
8. Seven gifts are given to you on Tanabata: a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.
9. Qixi Valentine's Day is coming. Can you give me a present? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear you miss my heartbeat. Happy Valentine's Day!
10, Tanabata is coming, and I will send you a love tree. May you irrigate with sweetness and fertilize with happiness. Let the branches of happiness bloom with happiness, happiness, beauty, auspiciousness and good luck. I wish you a happy Tanabata.
1 1, Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet on Tanabata, and Magpie Bridge creates romance. Just like you and I meet emotionally, tender as water. There is no regret in this life, and my love for Baishi is doubled. Today is Tanabata, I love you invincible.
12, Qixi Bridge is in love, especially the Milky Way; Legend has it that sadness makes people sigh and true love makes people cry; I love myself at this time, and I am glad to meet you in my life; The road ahead is not easy. I just hope you and I cherish it.
13, a galaxy runs through the north and south, and stars shine on both sides. I'm looking across the river. Who is far away from each other? Sitting and watching Altair begging Weaver Girl to marry on Tanabata. Cowherd and Weaver Girl cross the bridge, just like you and I like to meet.
14. Write down deep feelings on Tanabata in early autumn, so that the clouds are filled with feelings of missing, the wind is conveying eternal thoughts, the moon is shining with ripples of concern, and magpies bring sincerity of blessing. Happy tanabata.
15, Chinese Valentine's Day has arrived, but unfortunately you are single; I wish you find her as soon as possible; Not beautiful, but kind; Life should be created and love should be grasped; I sincerely wish you an early happiness! Happy tanabata!
16, Qilixiang is my memory. The splendor of sunset clouds adorns your beauty. May you love to crush the coat of time all your life. You are the only one I want to hold hands with.
17, Tanabata is here. I wish you lucky strike, good luck, good wine and food, beautiful scenery and a bosom friend. To sum up, in the days to come, you will be like a duck to water and have a happy Tanabata.
18, the weather is sunny, tidy up your mood and remember to smile; It's raining, clean up your mood and enjoy leisure; Loneliness, recalling the past and keeping in touch; Miss me, act now and send me a message! Happy tanabata!
19, the sky is clear, the sun is shining behind the storm, I care about the love behind me, and I will meet again after parting. Please cherish all feelings and remember all sincere feelings, and happiness will come to you. Happy tanabata!
20. Once upon a time, we strolled around the bright moon in Qin Dynasty and fell in love with each other. I also left tang style Song Yun and held hands; Smile for you, pluck the rhyme for you, and have no regrets all my life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I only love you for a thousand years!
What's for Valentine's Day on Tanabata? Tell me something interesting. 202 1 Qixi sent a circle of friends to tell me an interesting thing.
1. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing in the state of Tanabata, so it is normal to thunder all the time.
2. How about Tanabata? Is this hen a man or a woman? Do you have a choice? No choice! Forget it, let's sell condoms in front of the hotel.
3. Work reason: I can't spend Tanabata with my girlfriend. I have a headache at the thought of gifts, so I'm going to directly call 13 14 into her Alipay, which is divided into four strokes: 1, 3, 1, 4.
4. Cowherd handed Weaver a cup of mellow drink, and Weaver tasted it: a little bitter, a little sweet and full of mellow. What is this? Niu Lang smiled: This is the taste of missing. What you drink is the ash on this magpie bridge, which is formed by my endless yearning for you. I gave him a name, Queqiao Kahui.
5. An idiot colleague took a few days off on Tanabata. It is decided to sell glutinous rice balls on the morning of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month on August 2nd, roses at noon, movie tickets in the afternoon, condoms at night and contraceptives the next morning. Think about this stupid colleague, excited to make a lot of money. Then stick a hole in the condom with a needle, and then quit next year to sell milk powder.
6. Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions and excitement!
7. On Tanabata, when I was at work in the morning, a courier suddenly came in to send flowers. The recipient is one of our male colleagues! We were all wondering whether he was gay or not, and whether he was really chased by girls. We only saw that he was confused for a while with flowers and suddenly patted his head and said, Shit, the recipient and the sender filled it backwards!
8. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.
9. Go to the park with my wife on Tanabata. Seeing the familiar phrase "Never part" carved under the old banyan tree in the park, I turned to my wife: Wife, do you remember this? Wife: Yes, you carved it. I can't help feeling sweet: after so many years, we really haven't separated. The wife bowed her head: Yes, I knew you brought a knife when you went out on a date. Who dares to divide?
10. Tanabata has arrived, and friends around me always ask: Have you been alone on Tanabata? So I can only answer: no! . Very funny, how can Tanabata be alone? It's a holiday!
1 1. The second wife said: We are sixteen generations behind. I was surprised and asked: Why? My wife said sadly, it took you eight generations to marry me! I married you after eight generations of bad luck!
12. On the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!
13. On Tanabata, they watched a movie and sat in KFC. He watched her swallow an egg tart in two bites. Another Yi Yi finished a chicken roll and said, Shall I buy you a cone? She said: No, I want to eat roasted wings. He said, eat a cone and eat something cold. She said: roast wings! I told you to roast wings! So he went to the point table and asked, waiter, is there any way to put the ring in the roasted wing?
14. If you search online for how to express your confession to girls, the search result is more than 600,000, and there is always one of these more than 600,000 articles that can suit you. All right, we're done here. On the other hand, there are more than 3 million items that refuse boys to confess, which means that once you confess, there are five ways to deal with you.
15. The ultimate collection of lovers troubled by Tanabata: 1. Call to reserve a hotel big bed room. 2, slap someone else's boyfriend in the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats. 3, take a small needle to the supermarket and tie the TT. 4, selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say: buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 5. I don't check out when I eat, pointing to someone else's boyfriend and saying: My ex-husband is married. 6, on the QQ friend impression, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.
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