520 Valentine's Day funny copy

1. God will not treat spoony people badly, but will only die.

2. Don't bask in chocolate flowers and gifts in the circle of friends today. Send your boyfriend out to dry, see if you can have the same model, there may be explosions.

That year, the head teacher told us: Actually, I don't object to your falling in love. It's just that you remember to find a responsible person who will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming?

Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you and thinking about you are all false. Might as well make a lot of money and be caring.

If you are not good to your wife, don't blame others for being good to your wife.

6. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

7. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

8. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.

9. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

10. Today, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

What's your attitude towards your predecessor? I wish him infertility and a room full of children.

12. Men choose women and aim at their faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.

13. There is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

14. British love experts say from the perspective of boys: girls should be more active. If you just wait for men to come to you, you may wait for love rat, because many decent boys have no idea how to pick up girls.

15. Confessions are only for children. What adults need is temptation!

16. liking someone who doesn't like himself is probably that I treat you like life and you treat me like a disease.

17. The only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot.

18. It is bad enough to say that marriage is the grave of love. What's even sadder is that San Xiao is going to rob the tomb!

19. Warning to male compatriots: 75% of the questions asked by women know the answers, so when she asks, you'd better tell them honestly.

20. Xiao San is the greatest woman in the world. She bears the blame, but she helps you recognize a man's true colors.

2 1. Three major problems of contemporary marriage: the married are uneasy, the unmarried are unwilling, and the onlookers are too enthusiastic.

22. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

23. Do you want to marry love or marriage? If you want to marry love, you must work hard. If you want to marry, you just need to learn to make up.

24. Give me money, love or go out. Why can't you give me love and share my bread?

25. Don't call yourself single dog. Dogs can have three wives and four concubines.

26. I kissed your face, all with cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

27. Recently, a perfect marriage age gap was discovered: a 20-year-old beauty married a 50-year-old rich man, and when the beauty was 50 years old, the rich man died and the beauty became a rich woman; Then the 50-year-old rich woman raised a 20-year-old handsome boy. Thirty years later, the rich woman died and the handsome boy became a rich man. Then a 50-year-old rich handsome guy married a 20-year-old beauty. ...

28. Immature men always care about the beauty of women; Mature men are good at reading their wives' faces.

29. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

30. I call you baby when I chase you, baby when I get it, daughter-in-law when I am happy, crazy when I quarrel, rolling my legs when I am angry, and don't ink when I am upset. This is a man, what a vivid bastard.