Windsor SMS

That's right ... I'm in the late stage of procrastination ... Because of this delay, many collector's editions of Coca-Cola beer have a history of five years ... Because of the delay, the first-year students who bought clothes automatically confirmed the receipt and shook their sleeves like singing every day ... Because of the delay, the tickets for the European Cup won last year were not transferred until the epidemic was postponed (socialism is good) ...? The bed is the grave of youth! Procrastination is the grave of youth! After drinking a mouthful of chicken soup! Awakening begins today! Starting from the car picking operation that was nearly two years late! ? As a truly ordinary teenager, let's write a little about the process and feelings of picking up a car, and I won't go into details about the rest. Forum God's car is a real Louis Koo, so I will take it as a record. Ten years later, I will look back and see if it will be as touching as a time capsule (Long life for car home). ..

It all started with a lot of lying-in. When I graduated from school three or four years ago, I achieved 62% in love and career. Therefore, I moved into Lishi Amusement Park (far away from the city) and began to oppose capitalism. Riding a dead fly, I'm too tired, I'm afraid I can't stop stepping on it ... It's too dirty to fly over the mountains. There is always a cloud made of rain in the wind of Hangzhou, which makes people vomit painfully after putting on clothes ... It's too cold to jump over the donkey. It's really because Dou E doesn't want to complain about the winter in Hangzhou ... The crowded bus is too blocked, and he can't move in the hot and humid arms of men every day (the driver always says that the next one is empty). After my brother bought a car, he made an appointment to pick me up (mainly). Every time I open the car door and get on the bus, I really feel like I'm being kept. I think of you as my brother, and you think ... no! I can't sit in a five-foot-nine car! I want to buy a car! Buy a car! Buy a car! Cars! !

At the time of consumption, execution is always the highest. ? The first is the license plate ... Hangzhou's license plate is notoriously difficult. There was no ladder lottery at that time. Every month, I eagerly wait for Baidu SMS to remind me "I didn't win the lottery, I didn't win the lottery" X 10086. With this kind of luck, I really might as well buy a lottery ticket ... I still don't want to ... After two years of various co-pilot seats ... I am floating in the stock market with tens of thousands of dollars. Hello? An indicator (just mentioned that the stock market has fallen again … Oh, A shares) …? Then there is the price ... My dad said what car to buy at a young age ... My mom said it was inconvenient to buy ... My dad said Alto Jetta Wuling Hong Guang ... My mom said it was around 50 or 60 ... My dad also said that Barabara didn't matter. There is only one ticket at most, after all, it is stuck with my mother ~ only my mother is good in the world! ? There is true love in the world! There is true love in the world! The lucky money deducted over the years and the monthly bed rental fund will provide you with rare hospitality … start choosing a car … with this budget in hand, don't pretend, I have a showdown, I want to buy a small sports car!

Speaking of choosing a car, as a patient who is seriously troubled but still loves YY, this is really a pregnancy belonging to a man. ? It's like giving a man who died of thirst in the desert a can of coke, a can of sprite and a can of Wang Laoji. Which one to drink first becomes a problem ...? In my heart, there was once a dream … big? Yellow? Bees! (Before the change) That shape, that headlight, that roar, that horsepower, that transformation ... I drove an authentic American muscle car on countless YY nights, surrounded by my girlfriend, bathed in the sunshine of California, blowing the sea breeze on the west coast of the United States, listening to the sound of the Pacific beating the coast, and galloping on the 1 highway with a cigar in my mouth ... Although I am ugly, I want to change. Wake up! You will be late for work again! )

Unfortunately, it seems to be a castrated version imported from China. The horsepower is not that big, so it is not the original muscle, and the vision is outrageous. The back row space can only accommodate dwarfs. Most importantly, the 3.6L oil tiger will skin me alive ... Well, this grape is sour! ? Then I thought of my sworn enemy, Wild Horse, but I also felt that the import was a bit neither fish nor fowl. My friend drew me a picture. One day, you and your friends go out to play wild horses, and then you have to pick up your girlfriend, so you have to let your friend get off the co-pilot, then fold the chair and let your friend climb in, which is unsightly, and then your girlfriend looks at it before sitting in it … Yes, it feels strange …? The dream of coupe is over, but with years of experience in switching between Party A and Party B, we can pass it by hesitating to change the title format and keywords when Party A returns to the plan ... So let's have a coupe! ? Giulia, who can't afford to grin, feels suitable for racing boys who only love driving pleasure, and all the skill points are improved, resulting in rough interior. When I was a child, I watched the overbearing president with my grandmother. Compared with C-series cars, I prefer the logo of Mercedes-Benz. In addition, although the central control display panel is large, the screen is small, the wheel frame is super thick, and the E series is too commercialized. At least I have to regret creating Ali Jack Horse. There is no doubt about BMW's handling in BBA, but the interiors of Series 3 and Series 4 are a little plastic. In my mind, Wang Xun pointed to this sign and shouted "Don't touch me"; 30% Leopard XEXF seems to have many minor problems because it was acquired by Sam, although the elevator feels that it also lives in Windsor with dignity. Finally, I saw my partner at Audi Double Diamond. The impression of Audi has always been that the window rolled down to reveal secretary Dakang's shrewd little eyes, and then Zhao Dong came to open the door for him with a police cap. I didn't know they had such a handsome sprinting meteor -A5 besides the A4LA6L whirlwind charge on the rotten street (one pupil has one)! I liked this car very much when I first saw it. Like is a feeling, like is like. When you really like it, everything will become a reason. If you have to mention one thing, it is its tail wing, which was evaluated by Zhou Yiwei? "Very nourishing", so "I have to add money" …

Why do you look so good? What should you do if you are so beautiful? Buy!

A beautiful car is the dream of all men. ? In fact, I am also highly educated, so I must not express my superficiality so bluntly! That encounter naturally began with the face value, trapped in performance, suitable for interior decoration, longer than the brand, less than the wallet. Did you buy an Audi? A5？ sportback？ 45? TFSI? quattro？ Sports, full-time four-wheel drive, 7-speed powershift, 2.0T252 horsepower L4 engine, 100-second acceleration of 6.0S, matrix headlights ... I won't copy the link here. I really studied it. After all, every inch is Grandpa Mao's joke ... Let's talk about a few key parts that I am determined to express. ? 1, petite and exquisite-full-time four-wheel drive? Full-time four-wheel drive is the transmission mode with the highest turning limit, which can distribute the best driving force to each wheel when the vehicle turns at high speed, and improve the effective driving force and turning limit. (Zhongliyi's GTR four-wheel drive also pushes the head? )? That's what Baidu said. I just think that when I was a child, the four-wheel drive triangle arrow was more stable than the two exorcist commanders without connecting rods, and it didn't seem to slip in the rain and snow in Hangzhou, OK. ? 2, slender jade legs-100 kilometers accelerated by 6.0S? Which man doesn't like racing? (It's really a racing car) The official data performed better, slightly losing the top 330 of C300, satisfied! ? 3, show off wisdom-high-tech content? Full LCD dashboard and driving computer, full of departmental sense! It's too important to bring your own navigation. I am a road idiot, and the virtual cockpit can be projected on the dashboard. Finally, I don't have to review the squinting skills when copying homework at school … support card? Play and network Car2x, and you can even connect your mobile phone to the Internet. Although you haven't tried to estimate the king's traffic of several games online, it's too convenient to enter without a key. Otherwise, the jeans are too tight to take out the key to the trouser pocket. After all, they are getting stronger and fatter every day. 4, stand tall and hips-I won't go into details? The car model has been decided, and the selection of models is a headache. To tell the truth, many of Audi's necessary configurations have to be equipped with a little pit, and the price of optional equipment is also very expensive ... Well, I'm Yan Gou, and you can say all the rights ... Finally, I chose the original factory reversing image (I chose pro for prenatal education and plastic surgery), advanced lighting package (that is, multi-color ambient lights, which are simply free compared with other prices. There is an old saying in China: I will come when I come) and B&; O stereo (as a wife, I hope the other half of the car is not a rich "Oh, my God, big brother"), 19 inch turbine design wheel hub (I have no feeling about five-star design, I love this wheel hub, and I will think about what flavor of instant noodles I will eat next month after payment). ? Other feelings are not that important. Forget it. ? In fact, where can there be so many X's? Isn't it poverty ...

I once spent the Qianjiang River in the West Lake and the Jade Emperor. I once owned Grandpa Mao, and in a blink of an eye I was disappointed and lost the direction of buying a car until I lost QJ. ? KIANG got the license plate two years ago, and it was the highest point for a while, more than 40 thousand (well, I'm leek) It's urgent now! Then, according to the convention of procrastination, it was McGrady's turn to play ... At that time, I thought it was very easy to choose a car online, go to the store to see the car, pay, and step on the gas pedal to go home (men seem to get down to business and don't like shopping very much). As a result, I didn't get the desired configuration, so I had to customize it abroad for half a year and then ship it here. If there is a car I like, other configurations will be made, I don't want to do it! This wait is a long six months ... persistent Taurus asks questions every day, which leads to sales that are very similar to acquaintances' meetings. From the initial warm greeting to nodding and pretending to play mobile phone and passing by in a hurry ... but they couldn't keep my mouth shut, so I was promoted to supervisor after the sales year! ? There was an episode when the deposit was paid. Because I had to catch up with the last day's activities, I spent one yuan to send one thousand yuan as a gimmick. Before leaving work, I drove by in my family's car. As a result, I was distracted by the map and the car hit the Chevrolet in front. I got off at Tong-Seok Ma, Fujian. My mother knew she was wrong and was anxious to be selfish. I didn't lose money or earn anything on this trip, but the Volkswagen logo was broken and there was no sense of disobedience ... I used to worry that the index would expire, because once I didn't buy a car within one year, it would be invalid and I would lose the license plate qualification below. It seems that someone later said that it is feasible to go to the second-hand market to get a 10 thousand-dollar broken car, raise a license plate and then transfer the ownership. ? During this period, the national customs value-added tax decreased, and imported cars became cheaper, but my contract has been signed. At that time, my brothers in car home formed a special rights group. There seems to be subsidies and oil cards in the group. I dragged around here, and finally got a little cheaper and got a little subsidy, which can be regarded as a poor boy ... After a long wait, I specially picked the Mid-Autumn Festival to pick up the car. Audi four laps, Mid-Autumn Festival four laps, buddy's first house! From then on, I began a life of "arrogance and extravagance" …

An old couple

After talking about the mental journey, let's talk about our feelings about this car. I won't say anything about power. I said that there is no real hammer, mainly about daily experience. ? 1, frameless doors are really handsome, but to be honest, they are not so handsome if they are not convertible, that is, in summer, when the window is rolled to the bottom and then opened, it suddenly feels a bit like Ouba, and the sound insulation is really poor. Every time a friend slams the door, his heart is bleeding ... the back glass can only be put down in half, which is also a small shortcoming of borderless. Forum enthusiasts say the glass is stuck. I haven't found it yet. It may vary from car to car. ? 2. I brushed an S5 sports mode dashboard to satisfy my psychological impulse. It is said that I can do DIY by myself, but I am worried that I will find a sale in a 4S shop, and the price can be discussed. There is no standard price. It is said that forum god and brush ECU can improve motivation, but I personally think it is better to keep it if there is no requirement for motivation. After all, the original factory has adjusted it for you, which is the most balanced and excellent state. Breaking the shackles is bound to upset the balance. This varies from person to person. ? 3, the lamp factory is a bit awesome. When turning, the lights will light up according to the direction you turn, which is very humanized, but it seems that there is no function of automatically turning on the night light. You must turn the knob on the left and turn off the night light knob to get back to the original position. ? I installed the heating in my seat. At that time, I thought it was okay to ventilate. Anyway, there was air conditioning. I still feel particularly uncomfortable with back heat in summer. (The ventilation option should be 10000 1 and then slip away)? 5. Did Audi use the card? After playing, you can't use Bluetooth synchronously. If your friend is charging, you can't use Bluetooth to listen to songs. Card? PLAY can project the map of the mobile phone, but the dashboard cannot be synchronized. The dashboard can only use the map that comes with the car. The map attached to the car is roughly accurate, but the speed limit reminder is wrong. Updating it is expensive and unnecessary. After all, mobile phone maps are free. In addition, if you use a mobile phone to connect to Baidu map, the mobile phone page will only display navigation. For example, if you turn left at 100 meters ahead, you won't see the map on the mobile phone screen. ? 6. After the upgrade, the sound quality is really better, but I have encountered music as harsh as "bang" thunder, and then everything is silent, it is said that it is because of static electricity. I still don't have a definite answer. ? 7. There is not much space in the back row, but sitting on a normal person is absolutely enough, and it is definitely not as comfortable as A6A8. But A5 has a bulge in the middle of the back seat, which may correspond to an axle or a teacup, so that you can hardly sleep in the back seat. That ridge will support your lungs, oh no, it will support your waist. ? 8. There is a kick sensing function in the trunk, that is, under the logo at the rear of the car, you can swing your legs forward with your instep and enter the bottom of the car. You can automatically open the trunk through sensing, but this function doesn't work when it fails. You look like a fool when you don't feel it. 9. If the car's fuel tank is not full, when you start and stop, the oil will shake in the fuel tank with obvious sound, just like you put half a bottle of mineral water in the back row. Every time I move it, the sound of water is particularly uncomfortable, but it seems that there is nothing I can do. ? 10, I wonder if there is any perfume with new car leather smell. It smells good (an unusually bad smell) ...? I found a clearing and took some photos with my mobile phone as a souvenir. When I fully recover from procrastination, the blockbuster will be shot in champagne in the future!

These eyes are so sharp (the little yellow duck is not what I want to pretend ...)

At a glance for ten thousand years

At first glance, this is a little yellow duck. ...

I like this hub ... one of the most satisfying places in the car. ...

The windmill creaked and turned.

People are like license plates! Act like a young boy! Brothers can say hello when they meet on the road ~

There is a ditch beside this path .. If I want to take another panoramic view, I have to fall into the mud pit. ...

Brush the sports page .. it's almost 20 thousand kilometers before you know it, and you've been sitting in the car for more than 900 hours ... the fuel consumption is really high ....

Such a big Altman hits such a small monster ... What do girls think? ...

The cheapest choice in legend-several colors of atmosphere lights! You can see this mint green (mint blue? Color blindness? ! )

As usual, the value is at the end! ? After talking so much, I'm almost 5000 words before I know it. I believe that buying a car is also an emotional play. Driving is relatively expensive for me. In 1.5 years, I drove to and from work more than 1.9 thousand kilometers. I have been to Shanghai, Zhoushan, Suzhou, Nanjing, Lin 'an, Moganshan and Shanghai. ? Cars are partners, cars are sustenance, and cars are harbors. For his car owners, every car is a milestone, accompanying you through life after life, leaving a mark of good memories on every ordinary day, crossing mountains and rivers, crossing a sea of people, carrying her, carrying him and carrying it ... Maybe the car will grow old eventually, but I hope everyone can grow old with the heart of the car. ? Are you used to staying in the car quietly after parking and turning off the engine? Wait in the car? I don't know what I'm waiting for, I just want to wait. A sense of comfort, a sense of security.

You are the most beautiful in my eyes ~ every side makes me intoxicated.

In 2020, we will watch cherry blossoms in Taihu Lake at a speed of five centimeters per second.

BTW？ I (Huang Qiusheng, don't eavesdrop outside the door! ) ... want to join the team!