Collect interesting mobile phone messages

Spring pig love: you are happy, too. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I miss Wen Zhu, and the pigs in my inner world are talking about sending classified messages: super funny messages. 2. Requirements of a harmonious society: the family should not be dissolved, the lover should not be naughty, the same thing should be perfect, finding beautiful women should not add chaos, leaders should not stare at criticism, friends have long and short, and coax their wives to laugh. Humorous short messages can inspire men, beautiful women can confuse men, talented women can attract men, and women with status can send classified information. A woman who has everything can confuse a group of men. Send classified information: humorous jokes. 4. I said that once I was a minister, twice I was a director, three times I was a director, four times I was a section chief and wanted to be a director. The endless words were sent by my wife. Fish said: I always open my eyes and let you stay in my eyes forever. Water said: I keep flowing, so that I can hug you forever. The pot said: it's almost ripe, and it's still so poor. Send classification: humorous jokes 6. When the marriage law was amended, the typist changed monogamy into monogamy in an instant. During the deliberation, it was generally reflected that this article was changed well and kept pace with the times, but it was afraid that the supply of goods could not be supplied. Sending classification: humorous short messages. 7. Farmers were stopped by the police at 1 10 on the grounds that they didn't have a license plate. The farmer angrily found a board, wrote a card and hung it up. The police fainted on the spot! I saw that it said: Niu B-74 1 10 Send Classification: Humorous Love Funny SMS 8. Men's code: concern is an attempt, enthusiasm is lewd, cherish is affectation, love words are farting, explanation is an excuse, hypocrisy is important, sincerity is deception, and playboy is normal. Send classification: super funny SMS 9. You are old, there are some things you should know! The sky is used to blow; The land is used to grow grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli ~ ~ Send classification: humorous trick SMS/humorous love funny SMS 10, women have seven products: little girl is semi-finished, girl is finished, virgin is the best, young woman is top grade, wife is daily necessities, other people's wives are supplements, and old maid is a souvenir. Sending classification: funny SMS 1 1. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, fools read messages. Selected from:/