Ipartment 4 Classic Quotations

1. The doctor opened his trouser legs first and laughed. I bet 100 yuan that this leg is the shortest in the country. Ceng Laoshi refused to accept it and said, Doctor, you lost. Look at my other one.

Life is a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

3. The Forbidden City Mobile Friendly Reminder, the subscriber you dialed has crossed, and the roaming crossing task has not been opened. Please don't call again!

4. Guangu: That's called drunkenness, not wine. So are the people inside.

5. Hard life needs no explanation.

6. Toilet, accompany me to find my husband.

7. All quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love.

8. Star or star, bitch or bitch.

9. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

10. Xiaoxian: Can you fight with such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

1 1. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. The action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

12. As long as you are happy and crazy, I am willing.

13. narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

14. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

15. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you won't get started. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

16. Once you get an electric shock, you will be afraid of the network cable for ten years.

17. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

18. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

Ok 19.36, ok.

20. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops.

2 1. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

22. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

23. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows. !

24. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

25. Beating people is discouraged, and hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

26. It's not good to quarrel. Let's fight.

27. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

28. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

29. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise-I'll write your name on the clipboard.

3 1. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

32. Ceng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell this to Guan Gu, guess ... Youyou: Are you popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?

Mika: He didn't give us a chance at all! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

35. Zi Qiao: In class, the teacher always tells the teacher that students are students, and people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate? Zhang Wei: You still have to communicate when you call the roll.

36. Meijia: What is it to go to college without a girlfriend?

37. Policeman: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person. Guangu: Then you watched it for twenty minutes.

38. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed by a dog. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal world

39. Ceng Xiaoxian: Bite your finger or mine.

40. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

4 1. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: The thicker the meat, the more you fight.

42. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi and balloon anger read together: don't be angry.

43. Yifei: Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

44. Yo-yo: He took great pains for this family. Guan Gu: When you may come in your dream, you need to be down-to-earth. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it would be great, not only to cope with the expenses, but also to bear the kindness of love. Ceng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei: Talk to people. Guan Gu, You You: We are poor recently.

45. My wife likes penguins very much, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

46. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

47. (Investigation Paper) In those years, was she jealous and angry for your bohemian behavior? Did she cook snacks for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistake? Did she cry when she kissed you?

48. Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

49. I need a professional scooter.

50. When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs. . . . Eggs. . . . .

5 1. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

52. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

53. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

54. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

55. Guan Guan, how are you, my fair lady?

56. Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

57. Yifei: Is your head full of shit? Ceng Xiaoxian: All I can think about is you. I didn't mean that.

58. Jump early, call it a day, die early and live a good life.

59. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

60. Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Chikro.

Classic quotations from ipartment and Lv Ziqiao.

1, I have long said: Life is short, and carpe diem is king.

There are too many women who hate me in this world. Come out and hang out, you have to pay it back sooner or later.

3. Do you know what a second gear start is? Today, I learned that for senior people, the low-end link of eating and watching movies can be omitted!

Zhanbo, you are a man. If you are a man, don't fall into such a dead end like a woman. She said she didn't know what she wanted. This is just a superficial phenomenon. If such a thing is sincerely given to her by a man, it is endowed with additional value. For example, affection, then this thing is more precious than another.

Being with a woman older than you will not lead to a good result. Imagine you live with her. You are very happy outside. How do you feel when she calls you home for dinner every day?

6. The ready-made theme is in front of us: this is the greatest invention of mankind since the invention of the toilet in the 20th century: the ultimate single night. A marriage without a bachelor party before marriage is an incomplete marriage and doomed to be an unhappy marriage.

7. You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years posting?

8. In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and people like stars.

9. A few words that girls can't understand at the critical moment can effectively enhance your charm.

10, I have studied the common vocabulary of picking up girls in 280 languages around the world. This sentence is necessary for beginners.

1 1. Is there more women in this world or more women? There are more women, of course.

What do you mean by failure? Why did it fail? Sunrise in the east, only I am unbeaten!

13, all physical collisions must start with cultural collisions.

14, one of the secrets of chasing girls is to do what you like. For example, what if the girl I plan to meet recently happens to be a big fan of Stephanie? It's simple. Learn all Stephanie's songs and sing love songs hand in hand in a romantic environment. She will love my mobile karaoke station.

15. So the word "love" in love is very strong: the upper part is taken from abnormal changes, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.

16, don't say that others have brain problems. The premise of abnormal brain is that you must have a brain.

17 As the saying goes, there is only one possibility for two hamsters to be kept together for three months: they are both male.

18, all lovelorn girls are time bombs, and they can't get close unless they are naturally cooled. If you dare to stimulate her pain, it will only turn her grief into strength and lead to violence.

19, today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.

His repeated failures show that his concept of love is hemiplegic, and someone must help him overcome it.

2 1, Linyuan Xianyu might as well retreat and form a network.

22. This is just the appearance. I tell you, the source of wisdom and life, you should know how to find stories with your eyes. If you look closely, you will find that the third person definitely refers to Ceng Xiaoxian!

23. Hard life needs no explanation!

24. Hard life needs no explanation.

25, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.

26, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have any!

27. I will tell her: Since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the coming year. Gifts will only remind you that you are one year older, and they are all clouds.

28. The four major deterrents that girls are most concerned about now: being more beautiful, being younger and having fuller breasts. Only three? Count it again.

29. If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single.

30. Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

3 1, there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day.

Zhang Wei, the present situation will do you no harm. There is a blank between you and her. As long as you foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, Moran can't see how obscene you are.

33. Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a tomb after your death, it will make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a house before your death.

One of the sixteen things that women and birds have in common is that they are attracted to luminous objects.

When you exchange phone numbers with chicks, you give them a chance to call and cancel the appointment. If you make an appointment with them, but they don't have your phone number, then they must show up.

Zhang Wei, be strong. Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists.

37. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

38. There is no rehearsal in our life. It is broadcast live every day.

39. Much ado about nothing.

40. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet!

4 1, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

42. Men should be open-minded. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.

43. If a man wants a good kidney, he must drink Shenbao. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh, yeah. Shen Bao, it's delicious.

44. Don't get married easily, especially with a woman.

45. The code name is not important. It's no use calling a cannon. The key is to get into combat.

46. No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.

Ipartment's classic quotation ipartment 1.2, 3, 4 lines.

First, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

Second, I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

Have you seen Flower Girl? She is forty years old. A Philippines stare Ceng Laoshi said.

Fourth, in our country, when boys are interested in girls, they will say leave a phone number!

Verb (abbreviation for verb) Guan Gu: Good ass.

Sixth, go to the toilet and accompany my husband.

Seven, now the actors are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing again. Showbiz is a circle.

Zi Qiao: Let's split it 50/50.

Nine, when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

At the moment, all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

Psychologist: Another cuckold. Looks like your greening is good!

I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

Uncle: Who called?

14. Guangu: In the video, Zhang Wei is a high-end lawyer. Zhang Wei took a selfie in a raincoat.

Shi Xiaoming: I remember I fell asleep in the middle of writing. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

Sixteen, Meijia: Deal!

17. Meeting and parting are like a turn. After a turn, it becomes a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

Angels are with you.

19. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

Twenty, quarreling is always bad. Why don't we have a fight?

Twenty-one, can walnuts caught in the door still make up the brain?

22. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

Twenty-three, love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

Twenty-four, China weapons so much, you don't learn the sword. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a knight errant.

25. Guan Gu: If you are hungry, eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce.

Twenty-six, the noise of the world is floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

Twenty-seven, courier brother: At that time, he wanted to tease me, so he didn't wear it.

Hu Yifei: Sekiya Chinki, how to use this crazy love.

Yifei: You went to see Nolan that day, and I also made fried rice with eggs and waited for you at home. Why are you not in a hurry to come back for dinner?

Thirty, listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

Thirty-one, Zi Qiao: A bird without a bird's foot and a bird without a bird's body.

32. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

Thirty-three, Guangu: Longlong, you are a poor year, forever and ever.

Thirty-four, three cobblers, Zhuge Liang stinks.

Thirty-five. Counting sheep is done by foreigners. Because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, jiaozi should be counted.

36. A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

I will definitely call you next time I get married.

Thirty-eight, life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

39. Without loneliness, who will accompany me? (Classic Quotations)

Forty, earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

Forty-one, Zhang Wei: I ate the desiccant in the cupboard as jelly beans. Yifei: That's rat poison. Remember to buy me a pack of supplies in the future.

Forty-two, Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and plants. Yifei: Just kill him.

43. Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

44-year-old Ceng Xiaoxian was caught on the forehead. Zhang Wei: Landlord: Calm down. Easy come and go landlord, I came in again, landlord, I came out again. In and out, and then put me in, okay?

Forty-five, counting sheep was done by foreigners. Just because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, jiaozi also counts.

Forty-six, I will spray you with salt and soda.

47. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Forty-eight, as the saying goes, I am afraid that leaders are like donkeys, but I am afraid that subordinates are like pigs.

Forty-nine, Guan Guan Luo Yu, in Jianghu, My Fair Lady, whatsyouQQ?

Fifty, your head and ass are upside down again.

Zi Qiao: Before you got married, there were other boys who were very kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

52. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows. !

53. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

Fifty-four, holding a kitchen knife to cut wires, sparks and lightning all the way.

55. Meijia: What is it when you go to college and don't even have a female brother or sister?

Fifty-six. Zi Qiao: My melancholy history began when I was 18 years old: at that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures and pay your debts. My mother-in-law's daughter doesn't want your house, and the father of the child knows it very well.

57. Spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

Meijia: Wait a minute. Say it first. okay. Who is five?

Fifty-nine, get the hall, get the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb the fence, drive a car, afford a house, compete for a mistress, and fight hooligans.

Yes, I like Ceng Xiaoxian very much. You bit me!

Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven.

Nolan: Medical Ceng Xiaoxian: Cheknau

Sixty-four, Meijia, even if there is no flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you can't do it. Joe, let's see if there are any signs.

Sixty-five, when there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life in the same place.

You must call me tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.

Sixty-seven, life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

Sixty-eight, your explanation is to hide people's eyes and ears, to hide people's eyes and ears is a fact, and facts are the beginning of evil.

69. Meijia: This is your new and new human feelings. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

Seventy, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

Seventy-one, take a kitchen knife to cut the wires, and sparks and lightning all the way.

Seventy-two, my god, I can't wash it when I jump into this sea.

Seventy-three, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction, remember to wear a helmet.

Seventy-four, you must call me online at night, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer.

Seventy-five, it's not terrible to die, it's terrible to wait and die.

Seventy-six, if you have an identity, you have an ID card.

Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have.

Policeman: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person. Guangu: Then you watched it for twenty minutes.

Meijia: You are a lump of chewing gum that has been peed by dogs. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal world

Eighty, traffic * *: A BMW speed code is coming to your place, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing car, and so on, followed by a tractor, even better, with a left lane change light. He wants to overtake!

81. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, it is unnecessary to cater to everything deliberately.

Eighty-two, if my relationship fails, it must be the other side on the ground.

People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

Zhang Wei: Dreamer Guan, you are really great. Guan Gu: You are a little genius, as clever as ice and snow.

Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college at this moment are the water that entered your mind when you chose pRO!

A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

Eighty-nine, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.

90. Meijia: Gossip is like pleasure. If shared, it can be multiplied by two. Zhang Wei: What gossip suddenly appeared? Yifei: Multiply by three.

9 1. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

92. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

93. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.

94. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

95. Yifei: I have known Ceng Xiaoxian for many years. We always quarrel, but I understand. Why can't I understand that you two just got together? Years ago, I forgot myself. It's been a long time. Before, I didn't think there was anything good about Ceng Xiaoxian. I only feel this way when you come.

Ninety-six, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand much.

97. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here

98. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

Ninety-nine, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait and die.

One hundred, Ceng Xiaoxian: Chew your fingers, or chew mine.

Ipartment 4 funny quotations

1, three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang, which stinks. 2, the network is unreliable, you will find countless donors, maybe even the abbot.

I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key.

5, brain damage is not enough to kill.

6. Surprise again. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Listen, he was scared to death.

7. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.

8. Without Kobe, there would be no Hang Conan. We all want Kobe Bryant instead of Hang Conan.

9. What are your girls' healthy hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.

10, is there a game in this world that you can't play? Is it the temptation story knowledge contest back to the village?

1 1, witness, witness your head, you have eaten too much melatonin, and you dare to lie about me!

12, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

13, I can die in a dozen different ways.

14, help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

15, narcissism plus brain damage, that's self-mutilation!

16, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem on the face. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

17, Nolan got divorced with my help. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.

18, when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

19. Life is like a game. You don't brush the blame, others brush it out.

20. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light.

2 1, I am a stream, always flowing forward, stream, stream, never stopping.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

23. Just now you said it was in full bloom, and I couldn't hold it back at once.

24. Does this handsome guy look like me?

25. Village girls can't lose on needlework, women can't lose on curves, and men can't lose on career lines.

26. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

27. As the saying goes, there is no real singing at parties, no real evidence in interviews and no beautiful women in radio. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

28. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

29. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

30. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

3 1, ipartment seems to be unrestrained, but everyone can find their own shadow in it. Whether you are stubborn, straightforward, cute and handsome, please don't forget to love yourself and your friends around you.

32. People can't help themselves in Jianghu.

I smell adultery.

34. If no one holds hands, I'll take a ride.

Guangu, I heard this story 400 years ago.

36. This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.

37. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

38. If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless, winning or losing is meaningless, and so is the game.

39. Why don't I flip a coin to help you figure out a divination? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

40. Look, monkey, there are monsters.

4 1. There is no four-legged toad, but there are many four-legged accountants.

42. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

43. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

44. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

45. amputation? Then women all over the world are safe.

46. So the juicer, bread machine and soymilk machine are all together!

47, frozen three feet, not the microwave oven can not thaw.

48. It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to wait and die.

49. Bars don't sell wine, they sell salted fish.

50. Nonsense, you seldom meet an old corpse in a mountain village.

5 1, I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins against cows.

52. You are about to stand on the podium and become a great zombie!

53. You can't cry if you want to. You can't escape if you want to. If you want to die, you can't bear it.

54. Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

55. I did a test on the happiness index of love, and I only got 4 questions out of 100. One point below the worst gear, I can't even find the conclusion. Besides, I cheated.

If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

57. There is only one truth.

58. An affair is not waiting alone, but giving to each other.

59. You can also find someone to run away with you, and then wander around the world together and live a naked life in a place where birds don't lay eggs.

60. Now pedestrians can't lose at the zebra crossing, children can't lose at the starting line and students can't lose at the score line.