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How to send disgusting messages to your lover

1, "Waiting for Your Life" is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless dull days in the same boat.

2, love you, but want nothing, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

3. My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

You are a kind of poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

Life is inevitably getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

7. Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

9. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

10, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

1 1, dear wife, I love you, my mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hug you, my heart always thinks of you, and I hug you in my dreams. This life depends on you, and I will never treat you badly. Happy March 8th!

12, you are kind and emotional. Without your concern, there would be no success for me. Wife, happy Women's Day!

13, there is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

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