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10 The routine for girls to test boys

10 The routine for girls to test boys

Girls test boys 10 routines, and many young ladies around them like routine boyfriends, such as love talk routines. Now routine has become a way for boyfriend and girlfriend to date and flirt. Let's take a look at the routine of girls 10 to test boys.

10 The routine for girls to test boys 1 1, Identity problem

Woman: Remember your identity.

Man: What identity?

Woman: You are my man.

2. The problem of narcissism

Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words!

M: I can choose a girlfriend! (If you reply to others, hum)

3. Appearance torture

Woman: Honey, will you dislike my ugliness?

M: Of course not.

W: So you admit I'm ugly?

Animals are crazy, too

Woman: Is that how you treat me? I saw a picture of you sleeping with someone else.

Man:?

Woman: this (animal sleeping picture)

5. Two difficult problems

W: If there is a beautiful and sexy beauty sitting on your lap, will you be moved?

There are actually two answers for boys: yes (then you are dead) and no (you let another woman sit on your lap, and you are dead).

W: Karen and Youjun, who do you like?

M: I don't like either. I like you.

W: Why? Youjun has my initials, haven't you noticed? You really don't like me.

6, unable to spit out the problem

Woman: xxx, I had a nightmare.

Man: Oh, I'm not afraid of xxx.

W: Do you know what it's like to be powerless?

M: Have you ever dreamed of breaking up?

Woman: I dreamed that you were going to eat shit, and I couldn't stop you.

7. Sentence making questions

W: Make sentences with the words I, Niu, Chi and Cao.

Man: I eat grass?

Woman: No, cows eat grass.

M: What about me?

Woman: You are in my heart. "

8. Who do you like?

W: Which do you prefer, Karen or me?

Man: Who's Karen?

W: Why don't you just say you like me? Why ask others who they are?

Does it matter who she is?

M: That's all right.

9. Box problem

W: What's the name of the ring box?

Man: Leave the box.

Woman: What happened to the shoe seller?

Man: Shoe box.

W: What about xx and xx (nicknames)?

Love, or a match made in heaven.

10, teasing you is not negotiable.

Woman: I had a dream last night. God told me that I was destined to be lonely. And there is only one way to crack it! Too bad.

M: How is that possible? I will always be with you. Dream and reality are opposites. ......

Woman: The way to crack it is to tell this dream to 10 fools.

Woman: I cried at that time, because I only knew you! I feel like I'm finished!

W: Then I dreamed of God again, and now I'm laughing again.

Woman: I told him your name. God said: you are really good at choosing people. That fool is worth ten.

Girls test boys' 10 routines and boyfriends' 10 routines.

1, "There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood." "Check the remaining half sentence yourself."

2. "Do you know why Ai En usually chooses noon?" "Because sooner or later will be retribution ..."

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

4. What do you think about every day? "Miss you.

5. "I seem to have seen you somewhere." "Where is it?" "On our future marriage certificate."

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you too.

7. Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

8. "If you are not afraid of trouble." "Then please stay with me."

9. "I want to give you a super cute gift." "But the courier won't let me into the box."

10, "Shall we exchange gifts?" "good!" "Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine."

10 The routine for girls to test boys 3 10 The routine for girls to chase boys.

1, women chasing men are not suitable for a protracted war.

Girls should not spend more than three months in the pursuit process. In the meantime, if a boy doesn't introduce his boss, female friend or female colleague to you separately, and doesn't take the initiative to call or text you, he can't accept you as you think, or treat you as you treat him. If he doesn't admit you publicly and doesn't say that he loves you, it means that he has rejected you in disguise and is just enjoying your concern. At this time, you have to learn to give up, really reluctant to give up, and still love him deeply, then try to change the way and let him fall in love with you on his own initiative.

2. Women who chase men are not suitable for chasing around.

Invited him to participate in activities many times. If he always refuses, it means he doesn't mean that to you. Then, enough is enough. If you want to make a confession, you can borrow some special props or dates and say in a joking tone that I like you very much. If he did it on purpose, he would take it seriously. If he didn't mean it, he would simply treat you as a joke and naturally wouldn't lose face.

3. Women are not suitable for chasing men and leaving evidence.

Note that girls can't express their love by sending text messages or an affectionate love letter. Be careful that these written evidences are likely to become the capital that the pursued boys show off. Men are like this. They regard winning women's hearts as a skill. And many times, after the boy's rendering, the girl who actively pursues can easily form a frivolous impression in his mind.

4. Women who chase men should not send flowers.

Sending flowers is a boy's patent, don't deprive it! Sending flowers is a challenge to his true manhood. It's a challenge for women to chase men. Just think about the boy's face when he sees someone sending him flowers, and you will know that your behavior is absolutely finished!

5. Women who chase men should not write love letters.

Write a love letter or something, in black and white or on the computer. Once chasing him fails, this humiliating evidence will be preserved forever, more than n words. Think about whether there will be an impulse to dig a hole and drill down one day?

6, women chasing men don't pull banners.

Once the most popular way for men to chase women was used to chase men in turn. Even if he is interested in you, he will definitely be scared away by this battle.

7. It is inappropriate for a woman to chase a man and tell him I love you directly.

If he is shy, he won't know what to do, because you have too much firepower. If he is extroverted, he will be unhappy because he has lost the right to say I love you first.

8. Women who chase men should not brag about themselves.

Excellent young people in the company went to gifted children, thinking that depicting themselves as Hillary could force him to take the initiative and forget that people need wives, not CEOs.

9. Don't wait for a woman who chases a man.

If a beautiful woman with long hair stays downstairs or in front of the company every day, it looks like a ghost story that Sadako is waiting for. And be careful of his colleagues who think he owes you money!

10, women who chase men should not give gifts.

You can't afford a man who falls in love with you because of a gift. If he is not such a man, why do you spend money on gifts?