MengMeng shouted expression pack.

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Meng Meng Da called emoticon picture 1 Meng Meng Da called emoticon picture 2 Meng Meng Da called emoticon picture 3 funny girlfriend joke.

1, getting married soon, can't help but think of my ex-girlfriend!

Tossing and turning, I decided to give him or her a call …

The phone is connected, we don't talk!

Silent for a while, I said, are you ... are you okay?

She choked: You are going to marry my daughter. Let's talk about something else later ...

2. On the wedding day, Macey cried with joy: "michel platini, don't worry, I will definitely get along with your son in the future."

Michel platini said, "How can you be called michel platini at this time?"

Macey quickly changed her tune: "Don't worry, husband, I will get along well with my son in the future. . . "

3. Several people ate in a restaurant at noon and wanted to add a dish after eating for a while. I asked the waiter, handsome boy, do you have griddle chicken? The waiter blushed and said awkwardly, I did it once.

A thief entered the community and heard that tens of thousands of dollars and a batch of valuables were lost. Before solving the case, his family recruited another thief. This time, nothing was lost, and there was an extra note on the table.

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you so shameless. I found 800 yuan in your vase, with 500 yuan in the sofa cushion and 200 yuan under the sofa leg. Finally, Xiaoling (the name of the hostess) will see you at the usual place tomorrow afternoon!

Now the couple are fighting and can't even pull it down!

A vendor sells tomatoes in front of our shop. The stall owner asked us to buy his tomatoes: Beauty, do you want 4 tomatoes at 5 1 kg? It is delicious. I planted it myself! Me: 2.5 yuan, do you want to sell it? Vendor: I can't even get in for two and a half dollars, at least three dollars. Grow it yourself?

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