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Any funny messages?

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1. Happy New Year, I wish you good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, long life, deep pockets and invincible!

2. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and making dreams come true. I wish you a happy new year and a happy holiday!

3. This moment! With my deepest thoughts, let Yuner decorate your sweet dream with my blessing. May you be happy!

There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the Chinese New Year: you really hate the likability of ............... S, and you can't get tired of watching it!

5. Heart to heart, hand in hand, accept the reward of spring. I wish you a happy new year. We don't often celebrate the New Year, but we often have a new day. May every day of every year be full of happiness and joy.

On the day of celebration, you and I were separated in two distant places. We only hope that the new year will last forever, that the new year will have a new beginning and that every day will be spent happily!

7. I worked hard for a whole year and was busy with the New Year. Just because I didn't see the red envelopes rolling in, I sent a text message to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year and all the best. 7. I worked hard for a whole year and was busy with the New Year. Just because I didn't see the red envelopes rolling in, I sent a text message to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year and all the best.

8. As the New Year approaches, I wish you all the best. Expectation: every day, the god of happiness is with you; Every moment, the god of happiness is blessing you.

9. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

10. When you see my blessing, please hit your head against the wall. Do you see countless stars in front of you as my infinite blessing? Happy New Year!

1 1. The new year opens new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy new year!

12. Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. The wind of hope blows the happy sail, carries the boat of blessing to you who will be happy forever ... and gently says: Happy New Year to you.

13. when you receive these symbols of money, it means that you have received the blessing of the god of wealth, which indicates that you will make a lot of money in the coming year!

14. New Year greetings are sincere wishes, not confessions in thousands of words. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

15. Congratulations, in the new year, the Bodhisattva will bless you, the God of Wealth will support you, Guan Yu will protect you, and XiShen will surround you. Congratulations.

16. Happy New Year, all good things have come! Friends and family are laughing and cheering around you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

17. Good health and prosperous career; Ruyi auspicious Fushou Kangning; Happiness is safe from now on; Laugh often and make progress in school; Reviving Zhao Gong's good colors; There is more than one anniversary every year.

18. You and I embrace each other, listening to the New Year's bell is like the breath of annual rings, around our dreams, full of love turns into sincere wishes "Happy New Year"!

19. New Year! I want to give you all the delicious, pleasant, beautiful and interesting things! I wish you good health, peace and happiness!

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you some sunshine to make you brilliant, give you some greetings to keep you warm, and give you a top hat to make you angry? I wish you a happy New Year! Step by step!

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New year greetings

1, New Year's Day is here, I wish you a prosperous career, sunny mood, upside down salary, unlimited future scenery, romantic love and happy play in the world.

2. Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you peace and health and a happy New Year's Day!

3, send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!

4, blessing plus blessing is a lot of blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, blessing is the only blessing besides blessing, I wish you peace and happiness, Happy New Year!

5. New Year's Day holiday is coming, I wish you good luck every day and a better life. You win the lottery every time, which is delicious. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

6. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year! Is it safe to ask thousands of miles? Send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. Happy new year!

7. Happy New Year's Day! Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness. Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness in your career! Make a beautiful wish, I wish you a sweet love!

8. At this time of year, blessings will flood you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, carrying you through the wind and waves to the other side of success! Happy new year!

9. Happy New Year's Day! I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; The cause on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China!

10, I will turn all my happiness into cream, knead all my blessings into chocolate, and make cakes happily forever. . . Hit you! Then say Happy New Year's Day!

1 1, gather the sunshine of Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, resist the blessing of Gangdise Mountain, and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. Happy New Year!

12, the bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!

13, there is no gift on New Year's Day this year, so I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

14, I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and efforts in the new year!

15, family harmony, happy years, happy life, safe life, full of energy every day, happy months, and abundant financial resources every year. Happy new year!

16, at dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy new year! Happy new year! Good luck!

17, the first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere wishes: Happy New Year!

18, Happy New Year! I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you! When New Year's Day arrived, I entrusted Air as a postman, bound the fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with sincere postmarks, and delivered them at 37 degrees constant temperature. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

19, my dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

Happy new year! Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like a dime a dozen!

2 1, New Year's Day is here, say hello to you; I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.