Who sent me some interesting information?

1, someone saw you today, and you are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years. I miss my days in the country very much. You trotted merrily in front of me, humming a tune. The villagers praised you for being clean and beautiful! Also praised me: I came out to release pigs at such a young age. The driver picked up an old woman in the middle of the night. The woman said slowly, do you like apples? Driver: Yes. W: I liked it before I was alive. The driver turned pale. "But I don't like it after giving birth." Some people always speak ill of you in front of me. Some people say you are dirty and lazy. Some people say you are fat and stupid. People say you loaf around all day. I finally can't help but take the blame for you: don't eat pork if you dare! 5. Turn it down, turn it over, turn it over and turn it over again. It's almost the last round, little pig. Don't turn it, you won't turn the pigsty. 6. My family name is me, my name is love you, my word is miss you, my name is know you, my scientific name is love you, my nickname is miss you, my book title is dream you, my pen name is love you, and my nickname is chase you. Hey, look at you. 7. Have you slept? Can you help me? My name is Xiaoyou. I lost my head in a car accident three years ago. I haven't found it yet. I found my head hanging outside your window just now. Pick it up for me and pass it to me, will you? I am under your bed! 8. With a whoosh, the puppy quickly took out his mobile phone. The more he looks at the puppy, the angrier he gets. This puppy has a bad temper. He laughed and got angry while watching, but he didn't dare to drop his cell phone. He was very angry and the dog laughed. Don't be angry, take it out on others. One day, when you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You hit it. Anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my belly 10, asking how much is the abortion? I told you not to tell anyone that my bicycle tire was flat last night, so I'm going to have an abortion! I want to kneel down and sing the national anthem! 1 1, I dreamed of you last night! You are swimming in 100 degree boiling water, and I am extremely anxious. I ask you to come out quickly. But you turned around and smiled at me slowly and said, it doesn't matter, the dead mouse doesn't feel cold. Pay attention to your image in the future, and don't be crazy outside. It's too messy outside. What if I lose it? You are so old, just like when you were a child. Yesterday, someone saw you holding a pig in the pigsty and singing something: close lover! 13, do you still remember the scene where you sang in CCTV? You fainted three judges after singing a song, and the remaining one came on stage and held your hand tightly and said, talent! Others sing for money, and you sing for your life! 14, I didn't miss you because of the change of seasons, nor did I forget you because of the passage of time. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do monkeys still laugh at you? Do wild boars still compete with you for food? Are you used to reading text messages with your little front paws? 15, do you remember that we ate roast duck together? You like eating duck's ass. As soon as the food is served, you grab it and put an arrow in your mouth. I whispered, why didn't I see the duck's ass? You proudly pointed to your mouth and said, this is your ass!