Humorous jokes for National Day

1. National Day is coming. Others have big bouquets of roses, but I am short of money and don’t have any gifts for you. I only have a pot of cactus, so I can only say to you affectionately: I am tired. It's been a long time, sit down and take a rest.

2. It’s a dime to send a text message, a dime to reply to a text message, another dime after another, which adds up to a lot of hair. National Day is coming, and today I reluctantly pluck out another hair. Happy National Day to you, if it were anyone else I would give you a dime.

3. I received a text message from an unknown number in the morning: National Day is approaching, and everyone is celebrating it; you have a gentle and beautiful wife, which is even more worthy of celebration! I wondered for a long time, but I replied: Excuse me Who are you? Answer: I am your wife, I just changed my number."

4. Announcement: If you don’t contact me on National Day, you will be searched by human flesh. If you are not happy on National Day, you will be punished by happiness. If you don’t want me on National Day, you will be punished. Gu punishment station. If you don’t treat me to dinner on National Day, you will receive a huge friendship fine.

5. For the sake of money, you have to work hard; for the sake of your family, you have to live a good life. ; For the sake of the long holiday, you have to have fun; for the sake of this text message, you must call me when you go out to play.

6. The National Day is coming, and I represent the mobile phone in my pocket. , as well as the text messages in the menu, my nimble fingers, and the ten cents of RMB, I send you my best wishes in advance. I hope you can have a happy time during this long holiday.

7. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, please receive the Moore code. The message is as follows: You must eat well on National Day, you must have fun, you must be happy, and you must keep in touch.