Interesting and humorous classic text messages on love topics

Interesting and humorous classic text messages on love topics

Interesting and humorous classic text messages on love topics, what is love, what are men and women

“Why do hurricanes usually end up with Name the woman? "Because when the hurricane comes, it is just gentle and wild, but when the hurricane leaves, it takes your house and car with it."

The acronym for "I love you". "WAN" exactly spells out the word "WAN". This story tells us that if you fall in love with someone, you are doomed!

Counteroffering is like falling in love. The highest level is to be bold, careful and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to act when it is time to act.

In the past, if you proposed to have sex, you would be accused of having impure motives for falling in love; now, if you propose to have sex, you would be accused of having impure motives for having sex!

Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight.

As a man, in real life, you have to deal with seven things in your life: Wealth (money), Women (women), Wine (meat and wine), Work (work), Watch (treasures), Workout (body), Wisdom (wisdom)

Zhao Min fell in love with Zhang Wuji when they fell into a secret cave together. Yin Susu and Zhang Cuishan decided never to separate since they went to Ice and Fire Island. The deep love between Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu was cultivated in the ancient tomb. Wang Yuyan decided to follow Duan Yu from the dry well. It seems that a man and a woman alone in the same room are the surefire way to chase someone.

A woman is a princess for one day, a queen for ten months, and a lifetime of hard work. A man, a day's mistake, a slave for 10 months, a lifetime in jail.

Declaration of wives in the new era: When your husband is angry, you must stick to your principles and dare to fight. When the husband begs for mercy, he should take advantage of the victory to pursue him and beat him into the water. When your husband is away, you should have a brighter future and do whatever you want. My husband should set a time limit when rubbing numbing and close on time. When my husband comes home late, he should lock the doors and close the windows to prevent theft. When my husband is lucky, he should put me first and stop in moderation. When your husband doesn't want you, you need to create conditions and overcome difficulties.

Being a husband is a very demanding and difficult job. Regardless of salary, you have to pay back, you are dedicated to your job but you can't go to other posts, you work overtime for free on weekends and holidays, and I pay tribute to all the husbands who work hard on the front line!

I met you by chance, noticed you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?