Interesting typing joke

Funny typo joke 1:

China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound. Some things affect the whole body, and so do some Chinese characters. A typo may change all the meanings to be expressed and even make a joke. Let's enjoy some jokes caused by typos and see if we can achieve the effect of laughing at typos!

Three prisoners stood in front of the county magistrate, who said to the first prisoner: You! Turn the bucket! ? The first prisoner was so frightened that he had to turn a bucket over. The county magistrate was furious and ordered him to hit his 15 board everywhere. At this time, Bao asked in a low voice, Sir, his name is Pan. The county magistrate also called the second female prisoner humanitarian: you! Shi Ye! The female prisoner had no choice but to do a somersault. The county magistrate hit her angrily 15, and the master said, Sir, it should be called Mr. Mo. The county magistrate said, I told you so! Ha ha. Just as he was about to ask the third prisoner, the master said, Sir, this prisoner's name is Xin Hu. The county magistrate said, haha, thanks to your reminding, I almost called him dad just now!

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers. Chicken nuggets and shit: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking. He has a diary that says. The monitor instructed us to carry shit, and everyone worked hard. No one dared to take a sip. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back?

In an imperial examination in the Qing Dynasty, a candidate did not understand Shangshu. In Qin? Don't you want to think about it? Have you written out the meaning of a sentence? Sister, can I think about it? . The examiner didn't know what it meant at first, but later he was heartless and avoided criticism. Dude, you're wrong! ? The two just constitute a neat confrontation.

There is a middle school student who always likes to write typos. Go to the countryside to experience life in the summer vacation and live in the landlord's mother's house. The old lady is very concerned about him. One day, he wrote a letter to his parents. Mom and Dad, I live in the landlord's house now, and I live with the boss Wolf. Every morning, she wakes me up, and my parents are shocked to see his letter. She quickly shouted: help my son, he is with wolves every day.

According to legend, Li Hongzhang, an adult in the main hall of the Qing Dynasty, had a distant relative who had to sit for a long time and could not make an answer sheet. So I want to enter the list through the back door and write on the test paper:? I am the biological wife of Li Hongzhang, an adult in the main hall! ? After reading it, the examiner was angry and funny, and raised his pen to criticize: since nave is my own wife, I dare not marry (bring)! ?

A man wrote to his father-in-law and asked him to buy him a basket of apricots, but he put? Apricots? Misspelled? No? . Knowing that his son-in-law's handwriting was different, his father-in-law bought apricots and asked someone to take them with him, and brought a letter. You want to buy a letter from your husband? No? I was so anxious that the old man walked all over the street. Bought a basket of small yellow apricots, I don't know? No? No? no

Once upon a time, a colleague at the paging station typed someone's message like this: I wish you a long life and a lovely wax baby as soon as possible.

In fact, the original words are like this: I wish you the more beautiful you are, and have a lovely baby pig as soon as possible.

A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my home who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be? Surprised? . )

Funny typo joke 2:

Xiao Fang decided to get married next Sunday. She wrote to tell her brother, who works in other places, about this great event. The letter said: This Sunday is my big bath day. Please come back. A week later, Xiao Fang received a big package and a letter from his brother. The content of the letter is: I can't go home because I am short of money, so I have to send you dirty clothes for washing. Thank you, sister!

One day, Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house and happened to meet Xiao Chen. He was furious because his son had written wrong words in the copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen, saying, It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu: Do you think I'm angry that he always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors?

Once upon a time, there was an old gentleman named Xue who often put his foot in his mouth. Later, he was accused of teaching something wrong and misleading his children. County grandfather asked: Do you accept punishment or are you willing to fight? Mr. Private School said: Admit the punishment. County grandfather wrote: three chickens, two rabbits. Then tell him that you should deliver it to me before dark according to the list. The old man took it and left, and soon came back with only a chicken. The county magistrate was furious: I want to be punished. The old man said quickly, sir, the villain did as you said. Look, isn't it written: three chickens, two free (rabbits are written as [free], and three free two are one)?

Diary of a pupil: On the first day of New Year's Day, I opened the door and was surprised to find a pile of shit inside. My sister also came to see it and was surprised to see it. My brother came out to see it and was surprised to see it. My parents also came out to see it, startled and surprised. . . . . Teacher's comment: what a pile of shit, there are five pounds! ! ! ! !

Be careful when texting. Too fast is easy to make mistakes. I told my lesbian that day: I'll talk to you at night. The result is: sleep with you at night. As a result, people never talk to me again.

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