Please give me some humorous SMS reminders about delivery, arrival and receipt.

Dear, the carefully selected goods you bought in our store will fly to you by XXXXXXXX (express number can be written). Please be patient and arrive at your designated address in the next 3 days. Please also pay attention to check it. Please contact us in time if the flight is delayed. * * Store

Dear, flight XXXXXXXX (express number can be written) has landed successfully, and your belongings will be presented to you smoothly.

Dear, the flight XXXXXXXX (express number can be written) is about to return, and your goods have been delivered. Please sign for it and remember to praise it. If you are not satisfied with my service attitude, please put forward your valuable opinions, and I will definitely do better. Thanks for your support.

It can be modified according to the actual situation. I haven't bought it online.