Students' funny birthday wishes

People often use longevity in birthday greetings to wish you a long life like Nanshan. I collected interesting birthday wishes from the students. Welcome to reading.

1 If I have1million, I will send you 999999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send you a short message of 10 cents, wishing you a happy National Day.

2 the fragrance of cream and the seasoning of time, I hope you have the most beautiful aftertaste; I hope you have the best future, because of the nutrition of fruits and the bright sunshine. I hope this beautiful birthday cake gives you the happiest birthday wishes.

After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there is continuous joy in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

10 gives you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc's desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

1 1 Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ............................................................................................................................

Happy birthday to 12! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

13 I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope you are happy, healthy and beautiful every day.

14 On your birthday, I will send you happy notes as a gift, wishing you happiness and peace for 365 days a year.

15 Knowing that my birthday is coming soon, I said what gift I want. Go ahead, say it quickly ... After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

16 this moment has my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

17 You are so pathetic. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

18 because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

19 I've been trying to say something to you, but I haven't had a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. Happy birthday, ........................

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

2 1 pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although we can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................

Brilliant candlelight, happy New Year's birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea and a long life in the South Mountain.

I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood, happy birthday!

Today is lovely because of your existence, and your life is outstanding because of today. On such a splendid day, petals dance with my greetings and candlelight dances with my wishes. Sincerely bless you, your dreams come true every year and you are happy every year! Happy birthday!

30 noodles are better than lotus flowers and osmanthus flowers. Although your interest is sugar, you are good at Chinese and foreign languages. Even if you fall occasionally, it is to grow up quickly. Happy birthday, you are the king, open the treasure of wisdom.

3 1 A magic wand conjures thousands of blessings for you, a magic broom takes you to distant happiness, an invisibility cloak helps you hide all your troubles, and a good friend brings you sincere blessings. I wish you happiness, as if you were in a magical world. Happy birthday!

Give you a bowl of longevity noodles and some poached eggs. Eating it is healthy and longevity, and happiness is not enough. Good luck comes every day, and life is always sweet. Happy birthday, my friend!

A greeting card is sent to you. May you smile every year today. Send you a hairpin, I hope you are happy all the year round; Give you a handkerchief, I hope you are happy every day; Send you a bunch of flowers, happy birthday and laugh!

I'll give you a braised chicken. I hope you can stay away from your troubles and have the joy of rooster singing. Send you a bowl of beef soup, I hope you have a successful career and are bullish. I send you a four-happiness ball. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness.

Although it is only a small greeting, it is my concern; Although it is only a gentle blessing, it is my heartfelt wish; Although it is only a heart song, it has forged our friendship. Happy birthday!

As the years go by, everything is so beautiful, but please stop for a while on your birthday, and then look back and relive this unrepeatable youth. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

37 years old every year, the years are heavy. This day is the happiest day every year. Because this day is your birthday, I want to share this happiness with you and send my most sincere wishes. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day!

Do you know why I was born after you? That's because I drank too much to celebrate your birthday. Who knows that when I wake up, I can't see you. Fortunately, I finally found you now. Happy birthday!

On this special day, on behalf of the people of the whole country, I formally inform you that you are not allowed to eat anything for a day, and all the delicious food and cakes are ours; Only allowed to drink, because our wine is solved by you; Just laugh and be unhappy, because today is your birthday!

The Queen Mother gave me a dream, expressed her deep apologies to you, and attached a generous gift to wish you a happy birthday. Are you the Chang 'e who was smashed to dust? What a nice gift! So you are not Chang 'e, but Zhu Bajie's reincarnation.

4 1 Erdos is the richest city in China, not only because of you. The TV said, "Ordos, warm the world". There is also: "good sheep, good hair, good wool and good thread." Happy birthday, meek little sheep.