Humorous greetings and text messages

My wife is pregnant. Ask her if her husband is a boy or a girl. The husband reluctantly put down the rag: "Good girl, no worries about being a girl;" Being a girlfriend can be unreasonable; It's awkward to be a wife. It's good to be a woman! "

The female English teacher asked the students, "When I say' I am beautiful', what tense is it?" The student replied, "past tense, teacher." Happy March 8th!

The secretary asked: Does anyone know when it is Virgin's Day? No one can answer. The secretary said: Our party committee decided to study on March 7th every year. Someone asked: Why is it the day before Women's Day? The secretary said: only one day away!

Give you some color, you will shine, give you some fat, you will get fat, give you a rose, you will feel dizzy, give you a husband, you will not know the direction, I wish March 8 th better!

A girl in the canteen cooked a single pot of cooked pork, with a lot of fat slices. She ate well, which attracted a boy's attention. The boy looked at the girl and said to himself, I'm really sorry, pig!

Who is the woman who has a crush on Nezha? I don't know. What else is there? A: Faye Wong. B: Why? A: Because she sang in the legend: "When I miss you, you are making waves." B: ...

Our age is very tangled: falling in love too late and getting married too early; Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money. Not interested in playing, not graduating from work; Being with the post-80s is too young, and being with the post-90s is too old. ...

Choose the right teacher and be wise all your life; Choose the right environment and have a happy life; Choose the right industry and achieve a lifetime; Choose the right friend and benefit for a lifetime; Choose the right partner and live a happy life.

In order to celebrate Women's Day on March 8th, the company decided to give each female employee a holiday fee of 5,000 yuan (solatium) for each male employee, which will be collected from the general manager before leaving work.