Funny birthday greetings

In daily life or work and study, there are quite a lot of situations where blessings need to be used. Long distances, long lines, long hours of continuous wiping. Choose a few birthday messages. Send blessings to friends. This is a humorous birthday greeting to friends for your reference. I hope it can help you!

Humorous birthday greetings

1. Friendship is not tea, the stronger it becomes, the weaker it becomes; friendship should be like wine, the older it becomes, the more fragrant it becomes! I wish you will remain healthy and happy every day after your birthday!

2. When I put After rubbing the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make. I said: I want you to help me bless someone who is reading the text message. I hope that person has a happy birthday and eternal happiness.

3. Water is the hometown of clouds, and clouds are the wanderings of water. Yun'er will always remember Shui's hometown's birthday, and Shui'er will always be thinking about Yun's attachment.

4. The sun gives you maturity, the moonlight adds to your charm. As your birthday approaches, may the blessings of your friends become the source of your happiness...

5. May My heart is a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a warm atmosphere to your birthday and adding a beautiful color to your happiness.

6. Close the door of your heart and let your humorous words and frank character emerge. You are a trickle that nourishes our hearts...Happy birthday...

7. On this special day, I want to give you one kilogram of warmth and romance! One kilogram of peace and happiness! One kilogram of happiness! And a precious friendship that I can’t weigh: Happy birthday!

8. Time that cannot be retained. The increasing age gives you maturity; and the only thing that can be retained is in the future. The non-standard lines of poetry on this warm card bring my sincere blessings!

9. Our own age, our own dreams, our common world is still young and beautiful !

10. You are one year older, more charming, more mature, and more wise!

11. If there is a critic in the world, it is A friend who cares as much as you do for me. My dear friend, I wish you a happy birthday and good luck, health and happiness in the new year!

12. Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, you come out of the market soon! Pig, you have a happy birthday!

13. The years are always getting shorter, birthdays are always coming faster and faster, friendships are always getting stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

14. May the hand of friendship become tighter and the connected hearts closer! My best friend, I wish you a happy birthday!

15. I wish you a happy birthday today! Look up to see Cupid, go out and meet a beautiful woman, lower your head to pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, step on smelly dog ??poop when you come home! Haha!

16. I wish you: be as blessed as the old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as the big rock in the south mountain. .

17. The days that belong to you are full of novelty, joy and happiness!

18. The winds of the four seasons blow the wind chimes of the years and play the song of birthday wishes for you. I wish you In its own flowering season, it is always full of vitality.

19. I hope that the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will remain forever, and your smile will always open. I wish you a happy birthday, health and happiness!

20. In this colorful world, only friendship is the most precious. On this day that belongs to you, I wish you happiness!

21. Although I can’t Spend this special day with you, but I also wish you a happy birthday!

22. Today is your birthday, and your friend asked you to play a song by Power Train, please take it for you My cell phone tapped hard on the floor... OK, the song request is over.

23. The innocence of childhood and the romance of adolescence cannot last forever in the flower season, but I will never forget your special day, "Happy birthday to you!"

24. May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may your dreams today be sweet, and may you be happy this year!

25. My deepest blessings Deep friendship, please ask this creek to carry it all and give it to you when it passes by your door. Happy birthday to you.

26. Having a beautiful friendship is like having a sweet blessing: I wish you health and happiness.

I hope my thousands of blessings will always be by your side. Happy birthday!

27. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. I sincerely wish health and happiness will always be with you. Happy birthday!

28. I wish you Your face is as gorgeous as spring, and I sincerely wish you - passionate girl, happy birthday!

29. On this special day, I want to say that I am so happy that time has not changed our friendship. May your birthday be filled with endless fun. Happy birthday, dear friend, I wish you happiness every day, good luck every year, and happiness all your life!

30. Beast Star: Pig, you have a very happy birthday. Congratulations on having wrinkles for another year. La...I'm one step closer to having wrinkles all over my face...

31. The boat of life is overloaded. In the past, it just wandered in the mother's lake. Now it has to change to the boat of youth and put on the longing. The sails, bathed in the morning sun, sail towards the magnificent sea. Happy birthday!

32. Although I can’t spend this special day with you today, from here far away, I still wish you a happy birthday!

33. Birthday boy, I wish all your hopes come true, all your dreams come true, all your waiting comes true, and all your efforts come true.

34. Let me bless you, let me laugh for you, because on your birthday, my heart is as joyful as yours. I wish you happiness!

35. The sea is all water, the spider is all legs, the pepper is so spicy, I don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and may you smile from ear to ear every day.

36. As you run up the ladder of time, everything is so beautiful, but please stop for a moment on your birthday, look back, and relive this period of youth that will never be repeated.

37. The hour hand ticked round and round, and finally came to the day when you came into the world. I sincerely wish that your beautiful and moving eyes will always reveal happiness. and contentment.

38. On this special day, send me a petal of your heart. This dewy heart will embellish your colorful and relaxed life!

39. I hope True happiness embraces you. On this special day that belongs to you, I wish you a happy birthday!

40. Sincere friendship is sent to your heart by the light of birthday candles, infiltrating your beating heart and roots. The roots are lit for you, and the flowers are blooming for you.

41. Let the sun shine on all your days, and let the flowers bloom throughout your life’s journey. The rings of time are like the rotating black records, playing the beautiful old love songs deep in the hearts of each of us. May your life after this year be still full of joy and success!

42. Happy birthday to my happy, beautiful, passionate, healthy, confident, and energetic friend! May you use your laughter to Infect your friends with enthusiasm! This is another starting point in the journey of life. I hope you can run unremittingly and what will greet you will be a beautiful future full of infinite charm! Happy birthday!

43. Today, start with unexpected gifts of sweetness and happiness, like flowers blooming, mysterious and unpredictable. I am thinking of you fondly on your own happy day. May the best friendship love and happiness in life be yours...forever.

44. Leaning on the side of life and yearning for the distance, this is your birthday. Cherish this clear sky in ordinary years!

45. I hope you will write a poem in the days to come. This is a life story full of poetry and picturesqueness, walking a road full of seven-colored sunshine.

46. May you be the fresh sea breeze, blowing up the white sails; may you be the strong ship, cutting through the blue waves.

The sea of ??life is smiling in front of you. I hope you can ride the wind and waves and embrace the colorful life. I wish you to be smart and progressive! Happy birthday!

47. I hope I am the first friend to say "Happy Birthday" to you. , I wish you happiness and success in this year!

48. Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday to you!

49. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it on your birthday, I won’t have the chance: You are so annoying... you are so lovable that I never tire of it!

50. Me My love for you grows day by day. You are my favorite person in this world. I wish you a happy birthday and happy every day!

51. I wish to embed all the best wishes into this card and wish you the best. You - happy, happy, smiling.

52. I have always wanted to say something to you, but I have no chance. Today I finally mustered up the courage...Happy birthday!

53. Today is your birthday, In order to express my congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome!

54. Let me retain this fragrant memory and cherish this page of beautiful friendship. On your birthday today, Please accept my deep blessing - may your future life become a colorful poem.

55. I miss you so much and give you countless blessings. I wish you happiness on this festive occasion!

56. The glowing background light shines on your cheek. Although it is weak, it can extend far. , after reading this message, make a wish and let the stars in the sky bless you!

57. Fish live for the existence of water, vines live for the existence of big trees, and I I live for the promise you made to me: love me forever!

58. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they can be transferred, I am willing to give my One for you! Happy birthday!

59. Although it is so rare to send letters back and forth, and the time we get together is so short, our mutual friendship binds us closely. Happy birthday!

A collection of humorous birthday greetings

1. A bowl of longevity noodles, I wish you good health, two red eggs, I wish you lots of blessings, and three glasses of congratulatory wine. , I wish you always have good fortune, good fortune and longevity, and take another step in life. I wish you a happy birthday

2. A fifty-year-old man is like a vast river, and you can go boating with your elders. In the river, you can sing the sad chants of vicissitudes of life together, and chew on the meaning of the word life; you can walk along the river with peers, look at the colorful stones, and think about the true meaning of the song of life.

3. Today you are the birthday boy, so I will give you a big cake. The happy fruit is in the center, the happy cream is bubbling, the happy jam is flowing down, and the sweet cheese is smiling. On this occasion of your birthday, I wish you happiness and good health!

4. To wish a kind father like you a happy birthday, only the best and true wishes are enough. Happy birthday!

5. May you be as blessed as the East China Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains. Every year has this day. Every year has this day. I wish you good health and long life.

6. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. From then on, the world has an attractive color. My friend, I wish you a happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

7. You are the ocean - endlessly tolerant, you are the stream - nourishing the heart, you are the mentor - tireless in teaching, you are the elder - caring endlessly. On this special day today, I wish you a happy birthday!

8. The sunset brings you beautiful scenery: colorful clouds fill the sky, and the stars send you gifts: twinkling stars and flowing fireflies. Little by little, the evening breeze brought me greetings: How are you under the moonlight? The moon brought me blessings: Happy birthday!

9. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable thing! Birthday wishes.

10. May your happiness be as broad as the ocean; your good luck be as vast as the starry sky; your success be as thick as the mountains; and your happiness be as fluid as flowing water.

May my blessings be as effective as my wishes: Happy birthday!

11. Every time you remind me that my birthday is on that day. After so many years of busy work, I am used to being reminded by you, but what about today? Do you remember your birthday as clearly as you remember my birthday? Happy birthday, Mom, I love you forever.

12. Pleasurable laughter is a reliable sign of mental health. I wish you happiness and laughter every day in the new year.

13. I hope that the blessings I send you are the freshest and the ones that you will never tire of reading. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness!

14. No matter how the space changes, you You will never be out of my sight; no matter how time changes, you will never escape my thoughts! Today, happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

15. There is a song that says: As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world. If you don't love yourself, how can you love what you love? Only when you love yourself and get better can you love what you love better. Love yourself today so that you can love what you love better tomorrow. Happy birthday, leader!

16. Let me bless you, let me laugh for you, because on your birthday today, my heart is as joyful as yours, and I wish you a happy birthday! .

17. A comfortable and quiet old age, a kind of rest, a kind of pleasure, and a kind of supreme enjoyment! I wish you happiness and longevity!

18. Thank you and me Dear leader, thank you for helping me at work, thank you for nurturing me, thank you for taking care of me in daily life, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

19. Throughout the year, Today belongs to you: your birthday, I congratulate you on your birthday. This greeting card and my sincere heart are all your birthday wishes.

20. Hold a handful of holy water from the snow-capped mountains to send you a ray of coolness; pick a summer lotus to pray for you eternal peace! Happy birthday, happiness and contentment!

21. You are a big tree, covering us from wind and rain; you are the sun, bringing light to our lives. Dear father, I wish you good health and long life. Happy birthday!

22. I click on summer and play a short video of friendship; I clone the summer night and cultivate my heart's longing; I collect morning dew and gather it into my heart's wishes; I edit text messages and send you the most beautiful ones. Blessings, may you have unlimited happiness on your birthday.

23. There is a very precious gift that I want to give to you, which is my pure heart birthday wishes.

24. Fifty years of ups and downs, fifty years of ups and downs. Fifty years ago, he was born, bringing joy to the world. Fifty years have blossomed and brought up generations of people. Now, Children have also begun to assume the responsibilities of being parents and parents, and can better understand the love of the elderly and the hardships of raising children. At this time, what the children want to say most is - happy birthday to you, and wish you good health and long life.

25. Happy birthday, mom. I really hope there are words to express our gratitude. Thank you for taking care of the housework and helping us every day. May you always be happy and healthy in the years to come!

26. Dad, on this special day, all the blessings are packed with our love in your wine glass, red. , deep, to the bottom of my heart.

27. May my heart be a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a warm mood to your birthday, and adding a beautiful brilliance to your happiness! Birthday wishes.

28. The sun and the moon rotate forever, and true love will always be with you. No matter where you are in the world, I will always remember this day and wish you a happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

29. The blessings from the bottom of my heart are for your birthday, but love will be with you all year round!

30. I offer you the sincerity and love that belongs to you every day, and send my wishes with flowers. I wish you all the best for your family. Dear mother, I wish you a happy birthday and happiness forever!

31. Just as roses are cute, may your birthday bring you happiness, because you are the cutest sister. , happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

32. On this joyful day, I sincerely wish you long-lasting youth, and would like to quietly bring you peace and joy. Happy birthday! Birthday wishes.

33. Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday.

34. At this extremely warm moment, I would like to offer you a glass of wine, together with my heartfelt blessings. Gifts are not expensive, but love is precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday, and may happiness last forever.

35. Happy birthday, dear mother, I hope you can understand the love in our hearts.

36. Fifty-year-old birthday greetings and sighs about life. When you are old, you are carefree and innocent. When you are old, you are busy and work hard. When you are old, you create life and take care of your children. A stable career, a happy family, a family full of children and grandchildren, sitting in a rocking chair and rocking slowly, which decade is better!

37. There is not much expression, but every bit of it is integrated. In the ocean of life, I will bring a blessing with the most sincere heart! I wish my friend: Happy birthday, may all your wishes come true!

38. Your life is like a boat, in the waves of life Rise and fall in the deep valley. On your birthday, I sincerely wish you a safe voyage out of the harbor!

39. The loud bells echo, the bright fireworks bloom, and the gurgling stream jingles back to your birthday song to sing for you. I wish you a happy birthday and good health!

40. Your birthday reminds me of your thoughtfulness and everything you have done for me. I just hope that the happiness you give me will be returned to you. I wish you all the best and endless happiness!

A collection of humorous birthday wishes

1. Let me bless you and let me laugh for you, because on your birthday today, My heart is as jubilant and joyful as yours. Wish you happiness!

2. Give your beloved birthday wishes to your dear daughter. I hope that on this special happy day, she will always laugh and be endlessly happy. Happy birthday!

3. Eighteen years of rain, snow, wind and frost, eighteen years of cold weather; years of wind and dust, wash away your childish illusions and sharpen your strong will.

4. Baby, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day. From then on, the world has an attractive color.

5. Today is the birthday of my smart and beautiful daughter. I wish my daughter to live happily every day and love your father forever.

6. Happy birthday to a wonderful person who is beautiful, charming, smart, generous, mature and dignified, and highly praised.

7. Let me bless you, let me laugh for you, silently bless and support you. Happy birthday to my dearest girl.

8. Youth, sunshine, and laughter. Dance to the beat of joy for this day that belongs to you, and wish my dear daughter a happy birthday!

9. On this most glorious day that belongs to you, I sincerely offer the oldest but yet It is the latest blessing: Happy birthday! Beautiful forever!

10. Let me bless you, let me laugh for you, because on your birthday today, my heart is the same as yours. Fun, joy. I wish you happiness!

11. The delicate flowers have bloomed for you; the beautiful days have quietly arrived. Happy birthday to my dear baby and may you always be happy.

12. May the sun bring you light and happiness every day. Happy birthday to my dearest daughter!

13. No wishes are warmer than ours, and no daughter is closer to you than you. Happy birthday! I love you so much!

14. On that day, you clenched your little fists and fell to the ground, and the world became more colorful because of you; today, this year, you wave your big palms and laugh, and life is happy because of you. . Happy birthday, baby!

15. I will personally play the song "Happy Birthday" for you, I will personally light candles for you, I will personally cut the cake for you, and I will personally make a table for you. Good food, I will tell you personally: I wish you a happy birthday and be filled with happiness.

16. I’m sorry for not being able to be by your side on your birthday! I can only give you my warmest wishes, which contain the wishes I made to the sea!

17. Dear: I bless you every day of my life, because I am thinking of you all the time in my life! I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

18. Don’t do it on your birthday. Forget your mother, don’t forget your friends at work, and think more about happy things when you are troubled. Happy birthday, may you be happy every day!

19. Baby, I hope you can use your dexterous hands to draw beautiful pictures one after another. Mom, I hope you can use your own pen to write a beautiful picture. Another vivid story.

20. On birthdays, candlelight shines brightly, and at dusk, my heart is filled with joy. A happy life is bright, and the enjoyment lasts for many years. Set off, set off, the unknown scenery is beautiful! The first words of the first four sentences are read together: Happy Birthday!

21. The cool breeze blows on you, the gentle sunshine covers you, and the clear dewdrops moisten you. You, the cheerful songs accompany you, and I send you sincere blessings. May the beautiful birthday girl be the sweetest, and the happiness of your birthday be with you forever. Happy birthday, baby girl!

22. Thank you for this day, which brought you to me; thank you, this day, for giving birth to my beloved wife. I will remember your birthday forever, and I will bless you to the end. Always beautiful! Happy birthday, baby girl!

23. Use sparkling candles to spell out your wishes and let them all come true on your birthday. Don’t worry about the beautiful things that occasionally don’t happen, that’s time. Still waiting for my wishes for you. I wish you a happy birthday and may all your dreams come true. Happy birthday, baby girl!

24. I can never forget the water in my hometown, nor the clouds in my hometown. My mother’s words often ring in my ears, and I embrace my mother’s white hair in my dreams. I just want to Say: Happy birthday, mom! Happy birthday, baby girl!

25. On your birthday, candlelight shines brightly, and the sunset is the most beautiful. Happiness makes your heart sweet, and your life is bright. I am here, I am here, I wish you a beautiful life. I give you the first word of the first four sentences, happy birthday! Happy birthday, baby girl!

26. Apply a layer of cream to be fragrant when you are happy, and inlay a strawberry to shine in the crystal clear place. Wear this ring and make your dreams come true in the moment you promised, happy birthday my dear. Happy birthday, baby girl!

27. Dear mother, the years have made your youth grow old, and the washing of wind and rain has made your beauty fade, but in the hearts of your children, you are the most beautiful flower. Peonies - rich and auspicious; happy birthday to mom! Happy birthday, baby girl!

28. I cut out the first words of happiness and decorated them in your birthday wishes. I picked them up. The most beautiful memory of happiness, treasure it in your quiet years. Happy birthday, my friend, and may you be in good health. Happy birthday, baby girl!

29. The cycle of the sun and the moon, the ebb and flow, everything is going on endlessly; I am very happy that today is here again - your birthday, the ordinary cycle, I wish you extraordinary happiness, happy birthday! Everything goes well! Happy birthday, baby girl!

30. Since that day we had you, our faces have been filled with happiness; With you, we feel sweet in our hearts; since the day we had you, our home has been filled with joy. Happy birthday to you, daughter! May you be happy every day! Happy birthday, baby girl!

31. For us, the greatest happiness is to have parents who understand us. I got this Happiness has never been lost, so on your birthday, I want to say to you: Thank you! Happy birthday, baby girl!

32. You are my blessing, the eternal greeting, and the I miss you forever. I can meet you in this life, no matter how much pain I have, I still feel beautiful. Your birthday is coming again. I wish you a happy birthday and good luck! Happy birthday, baby girl!

33. Too many Surprises, too much effort, too much hardship, too many memories, all come from this cute little guy. It’s one year old. I wish your baby a happy birthday and may he grow up healthy, happy and carefree.

Great work, adults! Happy birthday, baby girl!

34. You are the angel of summer, your brilliance is your wings, you are the elf of summer, your smile is your magic, you are the princess of summer, Beauty is your bodyguard, you are the birthday girl today, summer is your patron saint, happy birthday. Happy birthday, baby girl!

35. My dear mother cares for me, my kind mother cares about me, my gentle mother cares about me, and my selfless mother loves me most. It’s great to have a mother! I wish my mother a happy, happy and happy birthday! Happy birthday, baby girl!

36. Give your beloved birthday wishes to your caring daughter. I hope that on this special happy day, she will always be happy. Laughter and joy are boundless. Happy birthday!

37. Eighteen years of rain, snow, wind and frost, eighteen years of cold weather. The years and dust will wash away your childish fantasies and sharpen your strong will.

38. Daughter, today is your seventeenth birthday. Dad doesn’t have any precious gifts for you. He can only celebrate your birthday through the Internet. I wish you a happy birthday! May all your wishes come true!

39. My dear daughter: You are the dearest person to my mother. My mother wishes you a happy birthday and eternal happiness.

40. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. On this day of your birthday, I just wish you to be happy, healthy and beautiful, happy birthday!

41. My beloved, on this day of your birthday, I dedicate all my love to you; My best wishes are also dedicated to you, and I wish you happiness, not only today, but also forever and ever!

42. On your birthday, I give you notes of happiness as a gift. You have 365 beautiful days. I sincerely wish you, my baby, a happy birthday!

43. Today is your birthday. I wish you all the happiness, all the happiness, all the warmth, all the good things. Luck surrounds you. Happy birthday! Health! Happiness!

44. Youthful sunshine and laughter dance to the beat of joy for this day that belongs to you. I wish my dear daughter a happy birthday!

45. Yes How can a son like you not be proud, happy birthday!

46. My son, your arrival has lit up our lives and given our lives a new meaning.

47. May your birthday be so happy that you will definitely say: "Oh my God, birthdays are so fun!"

48. Be strong and grow up quickly. , the longer it is, the cuter it is.

49. Today is the birthday of my smart and beautiful daughter. I wish my daughter to live happily every day and love your father forever.

50. Happiness is like a piece of candy, sweetening my life. Happy birthday to my dear daughter!