Funny replies to girls who don’t reply to messages

You can be more humorous.

1. I have eaten a five-pound watermelon, but you still haven’t replied to my message. It’s not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small. 2. I reply to your message in seconds. You Replying to my message is reincarnation 3. The reason why you don’t reply to me now is because you don’t understand me. When you do, you will fall madly in love with me 4. I thought that I could get you to reply to my message if I had money. When I received this month When I received the 800 yuan salary, I realized it was a lie.

1. Remember to bring me some souvenirs when you come back from Mars.

2. "I've been waiting for a thousand years, and I've been waiting for a while." If the other party continues not to reply, then send another sentence: "I've been waiting for a thousand years, and you still haven't replied. ”

3. There is a saying: If a meat bun beats a dog, it will never come back. Please give me a reply.

4. I calculated with my fingers that you should have gone to visit Chang'e, and I also know that the moon signal is not good.

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5. Do you feel bitter when you eat coptis?

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and cannot see the message you sent me.

7. If you continue to ignore me, I will become a dog and ignore you.

8. If you don’t reply to messages, I won’t even dare to call you.

9. There is a message that has been read and cannot be answered.

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10. What is even sadder than waiting for your message is that you are updating your news but not replying to my message.

11. It’s okay not to reply to my messages, but don’t let me catch you talking.

12. Why don’t you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you, pressing your hand?

13. Is it the paralysis of alcohol or the beauty of my sister? Is it the obsession with games or the charming first love?

1. I heard that boys who don’t reply to messages will definitely eat more and get fatter! For the sake of your beauty, quickly edit the message and send it to 134XXX. Do you have the heart to gain weight? Please reply to me quickly.

2. Your child is about to get off work and other children have been picked up. When will you pick me up?

3. Don’t stop talking to me. I really care about you. I'll be sad if you ignore me.

4. I love you more than myself! Love is the vaguest and most elusive thing in the world. As time passes, love fades, and the people who love each other also disperse.

5. Let me tell you a big event. The Olympic Games will be held in Beijing in 2008.

6. I sent you a text message, but you have turned off your phone. The channel of love is tightly blocked, making me suspicious. Turn on the phone quickly, I'm already crying!

7. If you don’t reply to my messages, I will be particularly worried about you. If you don’t reply, I will really call the police. You at least send me a message to let me know you're okay and I'm really worried about you. Tell me where you are now and I'll come find you right away, okay?

8. I really want to know what keyboard you use, so that you can't bear to type two more words. Send me your current address and I'll send you a keyboard right away.