Funny classic sentences about Mother’s Day

1. Only mother is good in the world. Without heaven, there would be no earth. Without you, there would be no me. Thank you for everything you have brought to me.

2. Some people say that there is no eternal love in the world. I can't say that! Mother's love is eternal, she is a star that never sets.

3. You sacrificed your slim figure to give birth to such a lovely baby for me. Wife, you are really great.

4. Dear mother, you have worked hard to raise me up, and you have more gray hair on your head. I want to say to you, mother, that I love you.

5. Mother’s love is selfless and stays with me all my life; boundless love gives me warmth; boundless kindness gives me strength; deep love and boundless love stay with me!

6. Mom, how can the small screen express all my love for you? I just want to call you from the bottom of my heart: Mom, I really thank you!

7. My father and my son usually take care of your child. Today, let us and my son work hard all day, and you can enjoy your blessing.

8. Mom, this Mother’s Day, I will give you a mobile phone so that you can receive the blessing text messages I send you every day, so that you can be in a happy mood every day.

9. Mom: Thank you for allowing our family to eat well, dress decently, and have fun. Let me say to you on behalf of the family: Happy Mother's Day!

10. Five loves, four persistences, three representatives, two musts... And I only have one wish: I wish all mothers in the world health and happiness!

11. Maternal love is like the sea, with infinite tolerance. Maternal love is like the sky, boundless. I wish all the mothers in the world, and my mother, a happy Mother’s Day!

12. The salt you eat is the best in the world, and the mother who travels all over the world is the dearest. The only person in the world who can make me give my life is you, my mother. I will love you forever!

13. I can never repay your love; your silent support for me over the years is my positive spiritual pillar. Mom, I love you.

14. Urgent notice: Dear colleagues, in order to celebrate Mother's Day, the unit organizes everyone to watch a movie. Each person is limited to two tickets. Please come and get it as soon as you receive the notice!

15. Let us give our mothers a little more love and care, even if it is a fan in the hot summer; a sweater in the cold winter, so that mothers can always feel the care of their children.

16. Mom: You have worked hard these past ten years! I hope to send you my special greetings on this special day! I wish you good health and long life! Forever young! Happy every day!

17. It is not only Mother’s Day that we should pay special attention to our mothers. Every day of the 365 days is Mother’s Day. I hope my mother can be happy and happy every day!

18. Mother’s Day is here, Mom, I wish you a happy holiday, your happiness is my greatest happiness! Your happiness is my greatest happiness! May you always be happy!

19. From the day I was born, everything I have until now has been given to me by you. When Mother's Day comes, I want to say "Thank you for your hard work, my dear mother"

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20. Collect every wish, every hope, and send you my deepest care. In this season, I send you my sincere blessings. May happiness always be by your side.

21. Hit me, scold me, give me orders, this day is all up to you. I promise not to hit you back, and I will only retaliate with a scolding - a kiss. Mom, thank you for your hard work! Happy Mother's Day!

22. Dear, do you know what day it is today? Today is your holiday. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup for you and waited for you to come home. Love you!

23. Kiss my mother, and wish you a great BODY every year; a lot of happiness every tomorrow; a SUNNY mood every day, as carefree as a BABY.

24. The carnations in May have no graceful and gorgeous posture, no strong fragrance, just a light and light appearance, just like mother. Happy Mother's Day to Mom!

25. If I were a rich man, you would be the rich man’s mother; if I were the president, you would be the president’s mother; no matter what the future holds, you will be my most beloved: mother!

26. Your mother’s teachings have made you grow up well, your mother’s care has made you cute now, and your mother’s care has made you handsome. I decided to wish your mother a happy holiday today!

27. If I were rich, you would be the rich mother. If I were the president, you would be the president’s mother. No matter what my life will be like in the future, I will always love you, Mom!

28. I don’t know how to cherish your kind advice. Once you are no longer with me, I will know how valuable you are to me. Mom, I hope you will never forget the faults of others and be safe and happy every day.

29. The great one is my mother, the ordinary one is me, the kind one is my mother, the naughty one is me, the one who pays the mobile phone bill is my mother who sends text messages. Haha, mom is so kind! Happy Mother's Day to Mom!

30. A sincere heart is closest to the mother and the mountains and rivers; the wanderer is worried about the mother, but the mother is not afraid of hardship for the child; there is no gold and silver, only the child's heart. Happy Mother's Day.

31. The sky is vast and the fields are vast. The hope for this year is too slim. Shuiwanwan Road is long. The days without money are too long. The building is high and the tall people are busy. Can I work with you to rob a bank tonight? Happy Mother's Day!

32. Mother is great, holidays are happy, text messages are sincere, greetings are warm, blessings are happy, visits are joyful, and hugs are warm. Happy Mother's Day.

33. Mother’s Day is here. I wish you good health, good food, good luck and good luck. I wish you everything goes well in your old age, you are always comfortable, you have peace of mind every year, you are happy every day, and you always keep your childlike innocence.

34. Miss you, the sky is full of affection! Praying in this beautiful season! Happiness, mother’s selfless love! I wish: My dear mother has a safe life and good health. Happy Mother's Day!

35. Mother’s love is like a beautiful flower, it is bright and moving but not kitsch, it is colorful but not artificial. Even if the wind and rain stop, its fragrance will still last forever. Be grateful and bless your mother.

36. A word to the noble lady: Happy holidays. Don’t blame me for not going shopping with you today. I am really a happy female comrade to go home for the holidays, but I still have to stick to my post and I am not very busy.

37. Mothers do not need too many sacrifices from their children, just a little care. Modern mothers rarely ask crows to feed back their babies, and lambs kneel down to breastfeed. At most, they only ask for family affection and spiritual comfort.

38. In scolding, there is always love; in nagging, there is always care; in silence, there is always concern; in raising hands, there is always hope for the safety of the child; this is maternal love, Mother's Day , I wish my mother health and safety!

39. I am like a little bird. Each feather has your affectionate caress and sincere teachings. Let me fly freely between the heaven and earth outside. Your arms are like big trees, always keeping me warm. 's home.

40. This text message collects the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth, gathers the blessings of the four seas, the longevity of the five mountains, and the blessings of Guanyin and the Tathagata. Mothers who receive this text message on Mother's Day will be happy all their lives!

41. Mother is a thick book. What is endless is care, endless narration is family affection, what cannot be expressed is gratitude, what cannot be taken away is memory, and what cannot be read is maternal love. serialization. Happy Mother's Day!

42. Great love is speechless, and true love gushes like a spring; family affection flows, and nectar nourishes the heart; maternal love is selfless, and the care given is infinite; spring glory is hard to repay, but gratitude is always in the heart. On Mother’s Day, may your mother’s smile bloom!

43. Maternal love is like the sea. Using this word to describe the greatness of maternal love seems to say too much.

But no one should think that their mother is incompetent, because she spent her whole life accomplishing a great thing - raising you!

44. Mother’s Day is here. I give you a bouquet of carnations to convey my friendship. I wish your mother happiness and peace. I am also grateful to her for giving birth to you, you are indispensable in my life. Happy holidays to you too!

45. Mother, the one who is close to women. Mighty like the Yangtze River, never looking back, going forward one after another; gentle like a stream, trickling down, extending love. A pair of small feet stands like a mountain, and a pair of rough hands holds up the sky.

46. I want to tell my friends that Mother’s Day is here. Our mother is waiting for our children to go back and have a meal as a family. You know she is looking forward to you fulfilling her wish and going home to have a meal with her. Bar.

47. In the May festival, there are no fragrant carnations or gorgeous fireworks, just a light and refreshing look, just like a mother who works hard day and night without any complaints. I wish you a happy Mother's Day and may you stay young forever!

48. Let us men cheer for Women’s Day: My shoulders may not be broad enough, but they are enough to protect you from wind and rain; my arms may not be strong enough, but they can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Mother's Day!

49. After Mother’s Day and before Children’s Day, there is World No Tobacco Day. Do you know why? This is a reminder to us that we are old and young. For the health of our families, stay away from cigarettes and live a happy life.

50. A heart of love, two hands of hard work, three springs of care, four seasons of care, five winters and six summers, seven times of nagging, eight times of admonishment, ninety-nine times of worry, very much missing, a hundred years of maternal love, lasting for thousands of years. ! Happy Mother's Day!

51. No one knows me better than you, no one cares about me more than you, no one loves me more than you, and no one understands me better than you. I always see you in the candlelight. figure, happy mother's day to me.

52. I have traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers, seen the ebb and flow, experienced wind and rain, tasted all the ups and downs, and I always feel that your embrace is the warmest! No matter how far I go, I will always be sentimental in my heart. Happy Mother's Day to Mom!

53. Saying thank you cannot express my gratitude to you; sending a gift cannot repay your kindness in raising me; the giving of life and the passing on of happiness can only be remembered forever in a lifetime. I love you mom!

54. My growth is the horizontal bar engraved on your forehead, my indulgence is the vertical bar engraved between your eyebrows, my joy is the fish tail engraved on the corner of your eyes, my success is The dimples carved into your lips. Mom, thank you for your hard work!

55. No matter how many brand clothes I have, I will never forget the little floral clothes you sewed. In the hard years, you used your deft hands to weave life and hope. I will deeply remember this touch. From my heart, Happy Mother’s Day!

56. The silent longing is deep, the silent blessing is the most true, the silent yearning is inseparable, the silent concern is always in my heart. Mother’s Day is here, I silently wish my mother to be happy every day, and to be young and full forever. Innocence!

57. There is a kind of love that does not ask for anything in return, a kind of love that is selfless, a kind of love that is dedicated to old age, and a kind of love that has no regrets. This is great maternal love. Mother's Day is here. I wish all mothers in the world happiness, happiness and health!

58. Even if I send you ten thousand taels of gold, I cannot repay your affection; if I send you thousands of blessings, I cannot repay your kindness. I sincerely hope you: Happy Mother's Day, and be happy every day; have a healthy Mother's Day, and be safe throughout your life!

59. Maternal love is advice, longing, and endless care; maternal love is as soft as the wind, as deep as the sea, and as generous as the mountain; flowers can wither, and the sea turns into mulberry fields. It’s Mother’s Day again, and I wish you all the best. Mom is healthy and happy!

60. It is the most beautiful face that accompanies me to strive for success; it is the most beautiful smile that accompanies me to pursue my dreams in life; it is the most beautiful blessing that accompanies me to move forward in the world. Mother's Day is here. May my dear mother be healthy and happy forever.

Sentences about Mother's Day

1. The sky is vast without mother's love; the earth is without mother's love and tolerance; the sun is not warm without mother's love; the clouds are white without mother's love; the flowers are without mother The love is brilliant. Happy holidays, Mom!

2. You are a big tree. I rely on you to dream in spring, flourish in summer, mature in autumn, and meditate in winter. Dear mother, thank you for everything you have given me, and wish you a happy holiday!

3. Mother, the first parent in the world; maternal love, the first love in the world.

4. Mom, I love you from the depths of my soul. I am willing to give my life to you, and you will accept as much as you want. This was the case at the beginning, and it will never change now.

5. May my mother be happy: I always hope that happiness will surround you; I always hope that happiness will embrace you; I always hope that health will be with you; I always hope that I can do more for you. Bless you, my dearest and most beloved person, mother!

6. Everything else in the world is false and empty. Only mother is real, eternal and immortal.

7. Mother's love is like a weak candlelight, illuminating the dawn of our lives; mother's love is like an invisible god, blessing our life's happiness; mother's love is like a clear spring on dry land, nourishing our hungry bodies; mother's love is like the coast The lighthouse that guides our way forward.

8. Worrying mother: You have always worried about us, father and son, and sometimes we don’t really appreciate it. Now that I think about it, it’s true: My wife is great, we deserve to die. My dear wife, long live the child’s mother.

9. Use my heart to smooth the wrinkles on your forehead, and use my love to blacken the white hair on your head.

10. Mom, I want to tell you that I love you. Thank you for giving me life and making life worth living. Your wrinkles are my experience growing up.

11. When you think of your mother, your low aspirations will turn into high spirits; when you think of your mother, your wasted years will turn into your passion; when you think of your mother, a wandering wanderer will start to want to go home. Wish; thinking of my mother, my wandering heart found a home.

12. Dear mother: You once used your strong arms to hold up a blue sky for me; now, I will use my increasingly plump wings to protect you from the wind and rain. Mom, I love you forever! Happy holidays!

13. Home is a warm harbor, and maternal love is a sweet boat. No matter whether you are committed to the north or wandering around the world, whether you are busy and laborious, or playing and relaxing, on Mother's Day, I deeply miss you and sincerely wish my mother good health. Live a long life and smile every day.

14. May my mother be healthy and live a long life! Work less and enjoy more happiness!

15. It was you who guided me to take the first step and helped me find the way forward. Thank you. , Mom!

16. Hit me, scold me, give me orders, it’s all up to you today. I promise not to hit you back, and I will only kiss you when I scold you. Mom, thank you for your hard work.

17. Mom: You have worked hard these past ten years! I hope to send you my special greetings on this special day! I wish you good health and long life! Forever young! Happy every day!

18. Mom, life comes from you, and your tireless figure is intertwined with the hardships, wind, frost, snow and rain. Please let me massage your tired shoulders for you, wash the dishes and chopsticks for you after meals, and wash your clothes so that you can relax; let me stretch your frowned brows and take off your sideburns. The white hair on my side will let your smile bloom in my heart forever; let me hold your hands lightly and enjoy our spring with you!

19. Du Fu, a poet of the Tang Dynasty, lived a wandering life. , the habitat is uncertain. When he returned to his hometown after the Anshi Rebellion, the countryside was deserted and things had changed. Desolate and sad, he felt sad when he saw things. He combined his concern for the country and his people with his longing for his mother, and they fed into each other and wrote the touching "No Home Farewell". My mother was always in pain and sick, and she stayed in Gouxi for five years. If I am unable to give birth, I will be sore all my life. There is no home in life, why is Zhengli! The words are tragic and desolate, enough to make people feel generous and move them to tears for a thousand years.

20. Mom, my daughter has grown up and no longer holds your lapel through the spring, autumn, winter and summer.

21. All outstanding and extraordinary lives have outstanding mothers. All mothers are the most noble race in the world.

22. Mom, my daughter has grown up and no longer holds your lapel through the spring, autumn, winter and summer.

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24. She is not a cloud, because she will not disperse with the wind; she is not a wave , because she will not follow the crowd. She loves mother's love and wishes all mothers in the world happiness!

25. You always give me an understanding look. You often say that happiness is a child’s gift. So today, I send you a smile to warm your heart.

26. Maternal love is like a ray of sunshine, which makes the child's heart feel comfortable and warm even in the cold winter; maternal love is like a clear spring, which allows the child's emotions to remain intact even if they are stained by the dust of the years. Clear and sweet. Mother's Day is here, I wish my mother good health and eternal youth! Funny Mother's Day jokes

1. I have been wandering alone for many years. On this holiday, I thought of my mother at home, and tears fell immediately: If she hadn't kicked me out of the house, I wouldn't be so miserable!

2. This girl posted a Happy Mother’s Day in her circle of friends, along with a selfie. As a result, everyone excitedly mistook me for hinting that I was pregnant.

3. The first time I saw you, I was destined to stick to you. Although you beat me, scolded me and ignored me, I know that you love me, love me and care about me the most in the world! I don’t mean anything else, I just want to say: Mom, Happy Mother’s Day!

4. I sang a song "Only Mom is Good in the World" to my mother. My mother's eyes were filled with tears. I asked her if she was moved by me, and she said that she thought of her deceased grandmother.

5. Mother’s Day is coming, and women are discussing what animal they should use to symbolize their mother. Mrs. Wang suggested using octopus. When everyone asked her why, she said: Faced with a lot of housework every day, don’t you wish you had eight hands?

6. The daughter said to her mother: Happy Mother’s Day. Mom said: I will be happy only when you are happy. The daughter said: What if I am unhappy? My mother paused and said, "Then please don't interfere with my holiday!"

7. Mom: Silly girl, why are you so crazy about Xiaosi! Daughter: Mom, you know, I’m 1.6 meters tall and Xiaosi is only 1.4 meters tall! Mom: You mean, distance creates beauty!

8. Ask your mother what gift you want, and I will give it to you. She said that you would be satisfied if you helped clean the house today. She demands less and less from me.

9. Let me tell a joke about Mother’s Day. If you laugh, please 1. Today my mother asked me: When I find a wife, will I not want my mother? I shook my head seriously: Mom, who do you think I am! Am I the kind of person who can find a wife? Mom

10. I bought a watch for my mother on Mother’s Day, but I didn’t dare tell her that it cost 2,700 yuan, saying that I bought it for 100 yuan. It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today and I don’t have much money left. I bought a music box online for 50 yuan. I didn't dare to tell her, but she said it was 800 yuan, crystal. Being a man is so tiring.

11. Time is like water, and the years are fleeting. The years fade away so many of our memories, but they never change our longing for our mother. The orioles return to the swallows, spring passes and autumn comes, the face is getting older and the hair is as white as snow. Children grow up day by day, but mothers age day by day. When the children see their white-haired mother in the high hall, they will fall into their mother's arms and burst into tears!

12. One morning, the child gently walked to his mother's bed and said to her: Mom, Mom! I had a sweet dream. Did you dream about something delicious? Mom asked with a smile. The child thought for a moment and then said: You should know, you are there too.

13. In the first sentence, it is your happiness that is full of joy. In the first step, it is your happiness that is stumbling. In the first word, it is your achievement that is crooked, mom. , thank you for giving me so many firsts in life, happy Mother's Day.

14. When you think of your mother, your low aspirations will turn into high spirits; when you think of your mother, your wasted years will turn into your passion; when you think of your mother, a wandering wanderer will start to desire to go home. ; Thinking of my mother, my wandering soul found a home.

15. When my mother came home, she saw Xiao Ming constantly putting vegetables and seasonings into the fish tank. Just as he was about to scold Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming happily shouted to his mother, "Happy Mother's Day. This is the boiled fish I made by myself." Mom couldn't laugh or cry.

16. Today is Mother’s Day, Lengtu wishes all mothers in the world a happy holiday! I saw a joke: Someone said Happy Mother's Day to his mother. Mom said: I will be happy only when you are happy. Someone said: What if I am unhappy? Mom paused for five seconds and said: Then please don’t affect my holiday!

17. On Mother’s Day, everyone was discussing the characteristics of mothers. I told the female colleague next to me: My mother’s characteristic is thrift. Does your mother save money? The female colleague said: No date, I won’t date you! Something about Mother’s Day

1. A cup of tea, a bowl of hot noodles; a bouquet of flowers, a text message; a greeting, a hug; a little patience, a little care; any choice, any opportunity , as long as you do it, your mother’s heart will be filled with happiness!

2. Maternal love is a deep pool. No matter how many disputes there are in the family, she always tolerates them silently and tolerates them all. That magnanimity and inclusive character make the family peaceful and peaceful.

3. Mother's love, she is the wind in the spring breeze, bringing you the slightest warmth; she is your ice cream in the summer, bringing you the joy of cooling your heart; she is the maple leaf in autumn , send you the greatest dedication. She is your happy angel and worry machine. She brings you happiness and tells her your troubles. Let you live a happier and happier life.

4. My character and expectations for myself all come from my mother’s requirements for my holiness.

5. It’s good to eat salt all over the world, and it’s good to have a mother all over the world. Don’t forget to send a text message to your mom on Mother’s Day!

6. Mother's love is generous. She spreads her love to the spring dew and the autumn frost; she leaves it to the morning sun and the dusk mist; she gives it to the abandoned baby and the orphan; and Only she forgot herself.

7. If beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime; if sexiness is a fault, you have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, wouldn’t you have to be cut down thousands of times! Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful woman in the world - Mom!

8. You have always worried about us, father and son, and sometimes we don’t really appreciate it. Now that I think about it, it’s true: My wife is great, we deserve to die. My dear wife, long live the child’s mother.

9. Maternal love is a sincere advice when you are confused; maternal love is an earnest reminder when you are traveling far away; maternal love is a kind smile when you are lonely and helpless.

10. Maternal love is the laughter that accompanies a lifetime, maternal love is the longing that wanders around the world, maternal love is the concern and anxiety of children before their sick beds, and maternal love is the eager expectation of their children's growth.

11. Hit me, scold me, give me orders, this day is all up to you. I promise not to fight back if you hit me, and I will only retaliate with a scolding—a kiss, Mom, for your hard work.

12. Maternal love is a long road, a longing that wanders across the world. No matter where you go, she will grow with you. That lingering concern and that earnest exhortation will guide you and eliminate the thorns in your journey.

13. I praise the grass because it has a strong and unyielding spirit; I praise the sun because it gives us light and warmth; I praise the clear water because the clear water quenches our thirst. , I sing the praises of the little flowers, because the beauty of the little flowers decorates our motherland; I want to praise the mother even more, because the mother has spent a lot of hard work to raise us, but does not ask for anything in return.

14. Maternal love is a warm sun, dedicating her light; it is a vast ocean, revealing a broad mind; it is a fertile soil, nurturing children to grow up robustly. The greatness of maternal love lies in Mother's selfless love is a crutch in difficulties. When you are faltering, it helps you find your focus and supports a field of hope.

15. Your smile makes my heart beat! Once you see it, the world will be shocked! Traffic is paralyzed at your stop! You look good even without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe will be amazed! Mom, happy Mother's Day! "

16. My mother cares about me in every possible way. She is a good mother, serves grandma, is not afraid of getting dirty and tired, and is a good and filial daughter-in-law.

17. Thinking of my mother When you think of your mother, your low ambition will turn into high spirits; when you think of your mother, your wasted years will turn into your passion; when you think of your mother, the wandering wanderer will start to wish to go home; when you think of your mother, your wandering soul will find your way back home.

18. The white-headed old mother cries behind the door, her shirt sleeves are rolled up.

19. Mother’s dedication and concentration are instilled in her. A boy's self-esteem is great, and those who have this self-esteem from childhood will never give up, but develop into confident adults. You have the confidence that you can succeed if you work harder.

20. Dear Mom: You have worked hard over the past ten years! I hope to send you my special greetings on this special day! I love you forever, Mom!

, Mom, you are the big tree, I am the little bird. Mom, you are the sky, and I am the white cloud. No matter what you become, I will always be by your side. It’s my mother.

Dear mother, I will always be your little baby!

Happy Mother’s Day. 3. Sweet, your smile is as sweet as flowers blooming in the spring breeze. Why do you smile so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Mother's Day, Mom.