April Fools’ Day Tricky Joke

1. You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are so ruthless; a person is thinner than a cucumber and does not have three ounces of meat; the skin is thicker than a city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate; the heart is smaller than the eye of a needle, and never suffers; love is better than The paper is still thin, whoever is caught will be tricked!

2. According to the survey, '80% of homosexuals use their thumbs to check text messages. There is no need to change it. It is already too late!

3. Oops, I hate it. Boys are clinging to me like flies. The roommate replied without looking up: Maybe it’s because you look like poop!

4. Donkey, donkey, donkey, bending its neck and singing to the sky, with a cage covering its mouth, pulling a cart on its body, regardless of traffic lights, the police caught it. Where is the donkey? Touching the phone.

5. Hello, this is the audio system. One of your friends ordered a song "Special Love for Special You" for you. Since the system is busy, please hum it yourself!

6. Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!

7. Who is croaking on the street and thinks that the police don't care about her? Go quickly and buy a flower, crush it before going home, sit on the bed and read comics, or I will arrest you for target shooting!

8. If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.

9. You left as quietly as you came. I waved my hand to say goodbye to the thrown bones, alas! Finally got rid of your greedy puppy.

10. A man's motorcycle broke down on the road. At this time, an old farmer with a mule came and used the mule to pull the motorcycle. The old farmer sighed and said that motorcycles also need rollers!

11. If you refuse to give me smoke, you are offending me. If you give smoke but not fire, it is better not to give it to me. If you give smoke and fire, you are currying favor with me.

12. A man is like a server. In addition to installing an operating system that is loyal to his wife, he also needs to install a lot of software that serves his wife!

13. The four main reasons why I am in a bad mood recently: stocks are falling every day, I have not won the lottery in several draws, my position has not been promoted in several years, and my beautiful girlfriend is running away!

14. I miss you so much and love you so much. Why did you leave me? It was all because of my fault that you accidentally lost my dear wallet.

15. Notice: Tomorrow the superiors will come down to inspect the work. Colleagues please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

16. Failure in foreign language proves that you are patriotic; you show off all day long, but in fact you have no wife; you have a small belly and pretend to be Maitreya Buddha; you chirp everywhere like a giant grasshopper.

17. You can stop doing things, but you can't stop showing off. If you just do it but don't do it, you will suffer a loss. If you don't do it all, you can eat as usual.

18. God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me; at the same time, God discovered this There are no fools in the world, and I created you by the way.

19. Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right! Perverted stand in the middle! It’s you! And look at the phone!

20. Your head shape is the same as Bin Laden’s. The United States has targeted you for safety. Please throw your phone on the ground and use it as cover. No need to thank me.

21. During the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Report the numbers! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly: Count! So you reluctantly walked to the tree and hugged the tree.

22. Urgent reminder: There may be a tornado in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the storm. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

23. It’s strange, strange, really strange. I found that my intention reached Chunlu. Chunlu had a problem with his mind. He didn’t eat, drink or rest. He wanted to ask where Chunlv was. He was immersed in reading the news!

24. Not active in love and have physical problems! The meeting is not active and there is a problem with the policy! Life is not active and there is a problem with the wallet! I am not active at home and there is something wrong with my style!

25. Congratulations! Your phone has passed the upgrade test. Please put your phone on the chopping board and hit it three times with a sledgehammer to upgrade!

26. According to research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking your phone in water for 1 minute before making a call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

27. The stars are shining tonight. I am on the other side of your house. The scenery is very romantic. I hope to have you by my side. When you hear your phone ringing, pick it up and look at it. It's either stupid or cumbersome.

28. Red and sweet is a watermelon, eloquent is a courgette, croaking is a frog, and those who read information are fools. He who just cannot speak is a mute!

29. Pay attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

30. I’ll give you the heaviest gift of shit since I got it. You’ll definitely eat a pound of it, and you’ll want more. If you feel like the shit is not enough, please help yourself! Happy New Year!

31. The stars and the moon are hanging in the sky, Chang'e flies to the moon and caress about her, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl talk about love, the Moon Matchmaker is a myth, but there is a fool who doesn't speak and looks at the phone with squinted eyes.

32. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot!

33. I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that your endurance has won my respect; the bad news is that I will work harder to repair you!

34. I think about you every day until I shed tears. I dream about you every day until my heart breaks. I never give up my pursuit of you. When can I get you? Lottery five million!

35. Poor and ugly, 1.69 meters tall, primary school education, rural registered permanent residence, all year round, always taking medicine, text message today, looking for girlfriends, revolutionary road, hand in hand!

36. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. You hold the pot lid on your head and carry cabbage in your hands. You always think that you are the undefeated East, but in fact you are the second generation fool!

37. Passionate is stupid and ruthless, the coolest and infatuated is stupid and ruthless. Loving only one is a bit silly, but falling in love with two is the minimum. Three or five is just right, and ten or eight is cool.

38. To encourage growth is absurd, to cover one's ears and steal the bell is foolhardy; borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, burning a boat is a decisive battle; romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication; if you continue reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Your voice is true, your smile is deep, your appearance is beautiful, and your figure is cool, but I still want to say: Stop running naked and go home!

40. The stars are shining tonight. I am opposite your room. The scenery is very romantic. I hope to have you by my side. When you hear your phone ringing, pick it up and look at it. It's either stupid or cumbersome.

41. Tang Monk is assigning work under the Flame Mountain: Wukong is going to explore the road, Wujing is going to reach the water, Bajie, why are you still reading text messages?

42. Toss a coin and ask God if I love you. If it's positive, that means I love you. If it's negative, then can God be wrong?

43. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

44. If you look back once, you will scare a cow to death. If you look back just once, Jordan will play football. If you look back three times, a genetically recombinant human will turn into a monkey.

45. People say you are cool, but you really only wear trousers: bell bottoms, jeans, casual pants, bloomers, cropped pants. If you still don’t think you are cool enough, why not wear crotchless pants? .

46. In my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think about it, being a pig is pretty good.

47. Today is your lucky day: you buy leather shoes without soles, you buy a teapot without a spout, you lead a mule without a harness, you try to make a phone call but there is no signal.

48. As time goes by, people become thinner. Make enough bread to eat. I didn’t enjoy the white flour dry food. Three years without meat. I’m so damn skinny from eating so much, I’m covered in hard bones!

49. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

50. A couple gave birth to 8 children, namely osmanthus, camellia, plum blossom, chrysanthemum, yellow flower, grass flower, wild flower, and the last one was called No Money Flower.

51. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deepest blessing to you. The last blush of the setting sun is my sincere greeting to you: How are you, fool.

52. The sky is blue, the wild sky is bright, I am an old pervert. The water is winding and the road is long. You are too busy on days when you have no money. The building is high and people are busy, eager to snatch you into the room.

53. A drop of water is small in the ocean, but great in the desert; a red-crowned crane is small among the cranes, but great among the chickens; you are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

54. Let me tell you good news: after heating the SIM card to above 500 degrees, your mobile phone bill will be halved. Try it now!

55. Those who drown are those who know how to swim, and those who fall to death are those who love mountain climbing. Everything is delicious. Those who starve to death are those who lose weight. The one who was laughing so hard was reading the text message.

56. When I was young, there was a girl who was willing to lose her life for me. She said to me firmly: If you are pestering me, I will die.

57. My neighbor has a donkey who is born with a stubborn temper. I tell it to go east and it will go west.

58. To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

59. Let us be a pair of little mice in the next life! Falling in love stupidly, living in a dull way, cuddling in clusters, being silly together, and loving you happily.

60. Test your Mandarin. Please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

61. If you think that sending text messages to harass me can satisfy your dirty heart, then you can continue to send them. I sympathize with you!

62. Seeing your back makes me want to commit a crime. When I see your profile, I want to retreat; when I see your front, I want to defend myself.

63. Frequent failure to eat and drink. Not able to urinate, delayed sleep. If you don't let go of farts, it will hurt your heart. No need to squeeze hard, exercise.

64. When I was in college, at 9 o'clock in the evening, the administrator of the girls' building would fill the building with a small speaker and shout: Girls, see off the guests.

65. Friends, have you encountered difficulties? But don't be anxious. The ancients said: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. If there is a road, it is a dead end, so there is no point in being anxious!

66. I wish you a smooth journey, even if you get lost along the way; I wish you always smile, and you deserve to laugh to death; I wish you happiness every day, even if your legs are cramped; I wish you all the best, even if you encounter obstacles everywhere.

67. Doubao beat up Hanamaki, so Hanamaki asked Youpan for help! When he saw Yuanxiao, Doubao said, "You lose weight, I will still recognize you!"

68. Marrying a wife is even more tiring. She washes her feet, rubs her legs and beats her back, and then sleeps with her on the bed. It seems that she hates the old society and is full of bitter tears!

69. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of two-way charging, all text messages sent during the Spring Festival are free, and each message received is one yuan.

If you want to cancel, please dial 200!

70. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

71. My heart is very sad, my tears flow like a river, my character is not bad, why do you love others but not me, my dear RMB.

72. Congratulations, your wish "all the fences will fall down, feed will fall from the sky, butchers in the world will die, and people around the world will believe in Buddhism" has come true!

73. I had a dream last night: God told me that I was destined to be lonely in this life. The only way to crack it is to send a text message to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, I am finished.

74. Dial your mobile phone, prompt tone: The user is going to the toilet, please call again later. Dial again, and the prompt sounds: The user has fallen into the toilet. Are you okay?

75. You see my infatuation in your eyes, you remember my diligence in your eyes, my true love stays in your eyes, and my doubts stay in your eyes. It’s such a big piece of eye droppings!

76. Oh! It's snowing! I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck, into your cuffs, into your... why didn't you zip it up!

77. Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! The men stand on the left, the women stand on the right, and the perverts stand in the middle. Hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your phone!

78. If you turn around once, you will scare a cow to death; if you turn around twice, it knocks down a building; if you turn around three times, a girl on the street will jump off a building; if you turn around four times, the iron tree will blossom and the water will flow backwards.

79. A man was riding a bicycle and met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic policeman shouted to him: Good palm. The man replied happily: Good job, comrades!

80. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would just shake his head or answer "no" no matter what question he was asked. Have you heard of this story?

81. You are so beautiful that thousands of people want you. When you look back, you will frown; when you look back, you will be a thousand-year-old mute and roar; when you look back, Tyson will play table tennis; when you look back, Yang Guo will fall in love with Li Mochou. Monk Wuhuitou will use Rejoice from now on!