What is the weirdest breakup text message you have ever received?

We may have encountered one or two weird exes, and in the end even the reasons for breaking up were so weird that it made people laugh or cry. Let’s take a look at those weird breakup text messages!

1. Do you feel that the other person will not live long? "Girl: Let's break up! Boy: What's wrong with you? Girl: There are too few crescents on your fingernails. You may not live long. Let's break up." My dear, even if you want to break up, you can't curse your boyfriend like this. Well, my boyfriend will be sad.

2. Do you think your girlfriend is too wasteful? "Boy: Let's break up, we can't get along anymore! Girl: What did I do wrong, my dear? Boy: Because you brush your teeth horizontally and I brush vertically. Girl: This means you want to break up with me Does it matter? Boy: Of course it does. It's a waste of toothpaste to brush your teeth like this. "You're really saving money like this, okay?" You will never be able to find a wife in the future!

3. Why didn’t I know, dear, that you can do magic? "Boy: Hey, let me do a magic trick for you! Girl: (silly look of expectation) OK, OK! Boy: Single (picture) Bang! You have become a single, let's break up! Girl : (Looking confused, haven’t you recovered from the magic yet, is your boyfriend no longer mine?)”

4. Then why didn’t you consider that our blood types were not compatible when you first chased me? ah? "Boy: Let's break up! Girl: What's wrong with you? Is your aunt here? Boy: I thought about it, we are not suitable. We both have type B blood. What if the child is 2B?" In this era, the road to breakup is so deep, and all kinds of weird reasons are endless. This little brother, I’m afraid you are just a 2B!