Playful and humorous QQ space talk collection 2021

1. I once tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light inside went out.

2. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

3. Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

4. I hate hearing the words "I'm sorry". This means that I have been taken advantage of by someone, or deceived, or even let down.

5. You are young only once, and you can never be young again. Therefore, we must subvert the whole world in a free and unrestrained manner - we must be thorough in our antics, and powerful in our destruction. We must gain patents by getting into trouble, we must perform special tricks by pretending to be good, and we must rely on our talent to punish others, and we must rely on fate to be manipulated.

6. I think back then, when I was the thinnest, I was only six and a half pounds!

7. You used to treat my love for you as child's play, but now your love for me, I treat it as your fart.

8. Youth passes quickly. Music, movies, and lovers are not preservatives.

9. You are so bad in the exam! Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.

10. Ahri: Can I kiss you? Taozi: No! Ahri: What did I just say? Taozi: Can I kiss you? Ahri: Okay, okay!

11. The so-called waking up naturally is actually waking up due to urination.

12. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.

13. The scariest thing is that one of the recent visitors was the head teacher.

14. A likes B, B likes C, and C likes D. This is why so many people are single. This global problem is difficult to solve.

15. The Chinese women’s volleyball team lost to Thailand. Who can guarantee that all the players in Thailand are women.

16. I hate Mondays and miss Fridays.

17. This morning, the girl’s cell phone rang at the front desk of the self-study class, and the sound of reading suddenly erupted all around her. Damn, this is called unity!

18. Yue Lao! Could you please stop using the fake red string to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

19. All the heavy rain I missed in those years will be returned to you these days.

20. Yesterday I picked up a mouse pad and wanted to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

21. I shouted to my deskmate that my deskmate was a pig, and he yelled to me that your deskmate was a pig.

22. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one session is longer than six sessions.

23. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

24. Others have a fortune of over 100 million, billions, or billions when they are in their twenties. I only have 5 million, and it is still pixels... A collection of humorous remarks in qq space

qq The latest version of the complete collection of space humor:

1. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

2. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a gangster doesn’t care about his age!

3. Life is really fun, because life is old and fun.

4. I only believe in two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

5. If you are desperate, why not walk? Just take a bus.

6. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

7. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

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8. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

9. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

10. If you feed the common people, the common people will feed you

11 , Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

12. There is gold under a man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

13. It’s better to chat on QQ for half a year than to study Chinese for 10 years.

14. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

15. Master, please forgive me! After a long, long time, Master, please forgive me!

16. When I was a child, I thought I could save my life when I grow up. The whole world, when I grew up I realized that the whole world couldn't save me.

17. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

18. We can avoid everyone, but we cannot avoid a fly. It's often the little things in life that make us unhappy.

19. Stupid man, stupid woman = marriage; stupid man, smart woman = divorce; smart man, stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man, smart woman = romantic love.

20. Women have countless QQ accounts just to tease a man. Men often use one QQ account to add various women.

21. This world is unfair because God said: I want light! So there was daylight. The beauty said: I want a diamond ring! So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said: I want a woman! So he got a woman. I said: I want to take a shower! The water was stopped

22. The person who overdrafted 900,000 on the phone bill will be sentenced to life, and the person who killed someone will be sentenced to 3 years; the person who maliciously withdrew 170,000 from an ATM will be sentenced to life, and the person who embezzled thousands of dollars will be sentenced to life. Wan was sentenced to 10 years. Famous Quotes

23. Don’t say forever, don’t say forever, who can promise the future? What we can grasp is nothing more than the feelings of the time and place. But a lifetime is also made up of countless present moments. If you work hard for every moment, it will last forever.

24. If you ask friends around you about words, if nine out of ten people say they don’t know, then this is an opportunity. If all nine out of ten people know it, it is an industry.

25. When interacting with others, listen more and talk less. This is why God gave us one mouth and two ears.

The latest version 2 of the qq space humorous talk collection:

1. I like children, and I like the process of making children even more!

2. You can be very confident Can you tell me who will never leave you?

3. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow!

4. The art of self-cultivation is actually lying. Art.

5. There was not a single cloud in the sky, a scorching sun above our heads, no wind at all, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

6. Brothers spend money together if they have money, and go begging for flowers together if they don’t have money.

7. Love is as pitiful as the money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire keep flowing automatically like a loan.

8. A father lamented the generation gap between the two generations: Just after he got used to his son’s long hair, he shaved his head again.

9. I have been really busy recently, and it is even difficult to get a few hours of sleep a day!

10. My room is very messy, so please call me Gone with the Wind.

11. I want to be a shining psycho in your life.

12. Brushing teeth is a mixed blessing. Hold the cup in one hand and the washing utensil in the other.

13. The furthest distance in the world is Monday to Friday.

14. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

15. When the text message arrives, let happiness embrace you, difficulties will make way for you, troubles will sneak away, and happiness will always smile at you. Happy Children’s Day!

16. Finally Now you know why homework is an uncountable noun, because there is absolutely no end to that stuff

17. If you call me ugly, some people will love my ugly appearance.

18. If you have a heart to learn, you will end up failing the exam. If you have a heart to lose weight, you will end up being a foodie.

19. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

20. The only reason why I am fat is that I am too small My body cannot accommodate my full personality.

21. I’m sorry, most of the time it’s just my own sentimentality, and you don’t need to notice it. . .

22. School, although you have gained my people, you have not gained my heart.

23. No matter how handsome you are, you should be low-key.

24. Give you some sunshine and it will be brilliant; give you some charcoal and it will make a bomb.

25. You see my teeth are so white, how can you say I am shameless?

26. Either tolerant or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

27. -If the teacher hadn’t said not to litter, I would have gone out long ago.

28. When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are humble, they will be invincible;

29. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and both Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement.

30. Bed. Don't do this. Let me go. I am a person with homework. . .

31. Your appearance is very refreshing!!

32. I forgot the face of the person I once vowed to love forever

33 , Silence is gold, a floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

34. Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is as hard as eating shit

35. Please come and watch me. I am the best at being approachable.

36. Mobile phone, why did you run out of battery so quickly? Tell me who you discharged it to!

37. My weight is none of your business. This is called plumpness. You But you want me to lose weight every day. I've had enough of you. Humorous talk in qq space

1. Xiao Li went home to visit relatives and wanted to take a photo with his grandpa, but his grandpa had never taken photos and had a serious face. Xiao Li said: Grandpa, why don’t you be more cute? . I saw grandpa covering half of his face and asked in confusion: Why do you have to cover it a little?

2. Marshal Tianpeng went to the Peach Party and was caught teasing Chang'e after drinking. The Jade Emperor was furious: Canopy! I hear you are lustful! Now that you've been caught molesting Chang'e, I don't think you can get away with it even if you jump into the Yangtze River! I will punish you with two thousand heavenly sticks and banish you to the mortal world! Marshal Tianpeng cried out for injustice while being beaten: It's unfair! I just lost my temper after drinking! If I can’t be cleared by jumping into the Yangtze River, I will let my children and grandchildren jump. I don’t believe that there will be a day when I am not cleared!

3. Xiao Li skipped class and went to the bus station to pick someone up. Ten minutes later, he anxiously sent a text message to his roommate: Did the teacher call his name? The roommate replied: I didn’t name him. While Xiao Li was thankful, another text message arrived from his roommate: But the teacher asked you to go to the blackboard to do the questions.

4. Common sayings are also humorous 1. Roadblock: My colleagues are like tigers, why am I so unpopular? 2. Closed door: I am a very good dish, but when others were eating soup that day, you happened to be an uninvited guest! 3 The wind in my ears: Although my whereabouts are uncertain, I come and go in a hurry. But my power is sometimes comparable to that of a tornado. 4 Crow's Mouth: I can build a nest with grass in my mouth, and I also know how to be grateful and give back to you. Although my singing voice is not very nice, why do I often get scolded by others!

5. Returning to my hometown, the whole family started a firepower offensive of "When will I bring someone home?" I said calmly: My partner is not divorced yet. The whole room was silent for a long time, and they began to advise, "Let's break up."

I agreed and my self-rescue was successful!

6. On the first day of work for a new colleague, he didn’t know that the company had a custom of handing out fruits after meals. After he finished lunch, he came back and found an orange on the table, so he asked: whose orange was put on my table. An old employee: It’s for you. Him: Why did you send it to me? The old employee joked: Because you are handsome. He looked at the old employee and asked suspiciously: Then why did you post it too?

7. When I was in a shopping mall just now, a girl at the counter kept smiling at me, which made me feel unnatural! I mustered up the courage to step forward and ask her: "What are you laughing at?" MM said: "A thief just took out your mobile phone, looked at it, shook his head and put it back!"

8. When my cousin and nephew in elementary school got into a fight, the teacher asked him to call his parents. He was afraid of being beaten, so he called me. The teacher was a young girl who had just graduated. She was very cute. We chatted with her all afternoon and we were very happy with her. Then as soon as I got out of school, I took my nephew to eat at Pizza Hut. He was also very popular. Before I even opened my mouth, he wolfed down and said, "Don't worry, cousin. Whenever you come over when you are free, I will fight with my classmates." "

9. "Colleague: "What is the most popular TV series and movie you have ever seen?" "All kinds of Stallone, Resident Evil, and the first and second graders came up with the phrase "The Legend of the New White Snake"! Asked what's so exciting about this? The answer was: "Lesbian, bestiality, horror, horror, bitterness, plus a little freshness of an encounter in the West Lake. ! ””

10. With such a big business, it’s quite tiring to be honest. My friends also advised me to take a rest, and I wanted to, but as soon as I took a rest, the entire seafood market in Southeast Asia would slump. , no matter how tired you are, you have to persevere! Let me not talk about it for now. Let me greet a customer from Macau first: Hello sir, your 5 pounds of small dried fish and 2 pounds of kelp are 4 yuan and 8 per pound. I will charge you 5 yuan and ask you for 2 cents. Take it, hey, hey, hey, you grabbed a handful of me when you left!

11. Love the motherland, love the people, promote the harmonious coexistence of all ethnic groups, reject the disintegration of the motherland, and reject racial discrimination. We should first start by canceling the fees charged by banks for deposits and withdrawals from other places! If you agree, please move away!

12. The wife complained to her husband who had just returned from a business trip: "The price of the sweater I bought on Double 12 has been reduced again. Do you think the seller is hateful?" The husband comforted: "Such a seller is really hateful. How could you do that? What about price reduction? He should be free.”

13. A male classmate in high school was fighting with a female classmate. The boy couldn't beat him and ran away. Seeing that the female classmate was about to catch up, the boy suddenly turned around and took off his pants. The female classmate turned her back and the boy held up his pants. The pants just ran away.

14. A colleague said: The state of work is: not happy at work, not able to learn, not having fun, not sleeping well, and eating too much. Children's shoes in the same condition!

15. Don’t mess with people who watch American TV series! They have perseverance and can follow a series for three or four years at a time, so they can remember grudges longer than others; they have patience, and watching one episode a week gives them the patience to slowly kill you; they have strong ability to withstand pressure and can chase after themselves. The fact that their drama was canceled makes them extremely strong and will not be intimidated by you; their styles are changeable, and they can watch stupid dramas and withstand heavy tastes.

16. Tang Monk stretched out his palms and looked up to the sky and laughed: Hahahaha! I'm the chief! Zhu Bajie smiled with a big belly: Haha, I am tall, rich and handsome! Sha Seng pinched his beard and smiled: I have a big beard, a big beard! At this time, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with golden light and he said: Could it be that I am the grandson!

17. Xiao Ming killed a mosquito in the corner of the classroom and said happily: "I'll kill you and bite a big bite on my hand!" Xiao Gang screamed happily when he heard it : "Well done, he bit my foot all over yesterday!" Xiaofang said sadly: "You just beat it to death. It bit Mr. Wang's belly so big that it took a long time. I didn’t go down either, I’m so sad!”

On the 18th, I brought my girlfriend home for the Chinese New Year. When my parents saw her, they were not surprised and started asking, “Girl, what are your parents’ phone numbers?” ’ My girlfriend was stunned, but then she gave her number, and my father immediately called to verify her identity. After confirming her identity, my parents welcomed her happily. I secretly asked my mother why, and my mother whispered, ‘I’m afraid that you rented a girlfriend online to deceive us. ’

19. One night, the girl missed the bus and had to take a taxi home. She asked the driver the price, and he said it was ten yuan. She said she only had eight yuan, and the driver compromised. Before getting in the car, the girl asked weakly: Are you a bad person? The driver calmly replied: You are the bad guy. You only paid me eight yuan for taking a taxi so late.

20. Chat records of a father and son. Son: Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant and I want to marry her. Dad: Which one? Son: Didn’t I show it to you last time when I got home? Dad: Ah, I have an impression. Why do I fall in love with you when you are so beautiful? Son: She said I was honest and reliable. Dad: Are you sure she is pregnant with you? Son: I know it well! Dad: Don’t follow Dad’s old path. Son: Don’t worry. Son: What? What did you just say? ! QQ space talk collection in 2021

1. Even if the road to tomorrow is difficult, you must be tenacious. Only the hegemon can create glory.

2. Don’t lose hope, you never know what tomorrow will bring.

3. The past cannot be changed, but the future is still within your control.

4. The road lies at my own feet, no one can decide my direction.

5. Say goodbye to the previous dissatisfaction, wave your hands and walk towards the world.

6. If you are willing to be the last audience in my life, then I will definitely be the last bankbook in your life!

7. Women in today’s society Yeah, if you have money, she will accompany you, if you don’t have money, he will play with you.

8. If you want to gain respect from others, you must respect others first.

9. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

10. In the future, you will definitely be grateful to yourself for working hard now.

11. The weak believe in fate, while the strong believe that there must be a cause and a result.

12. Is there someone who is willing to walk into a small hotel hand in hand with me, get a room, take a shower, and buy a condom to start the first round of 20xx?

13. Life will be ups and downs. Lower your head and relax your waist. I will rise again!

14. Time is not long, I hope you cherish it. . .

15. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joys and sorrows by myself, I am my own sun, I don’t need to rely on anyone’s light.

16. "Snake" tells us: What defeats ourselves is not sugar-coated bullets, but our growing body. We are our most powerful enemy. "Thunder and Lightning" tells us: Others always think you are masturbating, but in fact you are dodging bullets.

17. "Mine Sweeper" tells us not to care about the success of your previous steps, but to make you care about not failing in the next step. "Super Mario" tells us: Success does not depend on how high you jump, but on how far you run. "Contra" tells us: What stops you from moving forward is often not the enemy in front, but the black gun behind you! "Tank Battle" tells us: Don't just think about shooting, watch your own birds.

18. I really can’t stand it anymore, what’s wrong with girls nowadays. We pay less and less attention to personal hygiene! Nowadays, girls are getting more and more sloppy. I stood on the balcony with a telescope and watched for three days. No girl went to the bathroom to take a shower. I wanted to ask what happened to girls nowadays. Do you have boyfriends like this?

19. I can’t bear it. I can't help but want to capture any memory of you, but they are always one step away. I have been thinking that this step is far away. I never understand why it is so difficult to take one step. Maybe it’s time, maybe life, maybe will, maybe life!

20. I can’t help you look through any of your things, I can’t help but want to grab any memory about you, but They are always one step away. I have been thinking that this step is far away. I never understand why it is so difficult to take a step. Maybe it is time, maybe life, maybe will, maybe life!

21 , I like the loneliness in the dark, but I don’t like being tired. I don’t want to work the night shift, because every night I will think of a lot of things. I often think about everything that happened before, and I often think about the bits and pieces of the past. I don’t regret anything I do, but I take responsibility for it! I accept all punishments, whether it is life, work or love, I resolutely choose my own hobbies!

22. Later you You find that the dishes you once hated are no longer so unpalatable, and your failed relationship has now become a source of conversation. At one time, you thought you had encountered the most difficult hurdle in life, but later you found that the next one was more difficult than the last. As long as After 12 o'clock at midnight, all your experiences during the day will become experiences. Therefore, sometimes you have to have the courage to do something and love someone. No matter good or bad, tomorrow will come.

23. You always envy others who are too beautiful, and always admire their parents for being more handsome than you. After envy and admiration, you will have a huge sense of gap in your heart. You feel that you can’t compare with them. Do you feel that you The envied goddess (male god) is not in the same circle as you at all, and is always longed for but out of reach. Then you feel lost, sad, and complain. You may even hate yourself for not growing up to be likeable at first glance. But You don’t know that true love is about feeling right. Appearance is just a skin. He doesn’t need to be handsome to look comfortable. But you don’t know that you are special and attract other boys (girls) at the same time. You don’t need to be very handsome. As long as you are beautiful, cool and handsome, you are kind and sunny. You are loved by many people, so don’t always envy others who always shine brightly. Don’t forget that you are also shining.

24. You must know that all unhappiness in life comes from "thinking too much", or the old saying "No matter what life is like, you have to believe that there is no tomorrow that cannot come".

25. A person with an income of 1 million told you that you can make money by working with her, but you hesitated for a long time and did not do it. The reason is: you consulted a friend with a monthly salary of 3,000, and he told you that it was unreliable, so you listened to your friend. This is your pattern! Please always remember: If you want to understand an industry, you either try it yourself or you ask successful people in this industry. Remember not to ask failed or irrelevant people, because they are nothing but failures. Experience and negative energy can give you nothing!

26. When you are jealous and envious of others for having things that you don’t have, you should think about whether you look down on others or yourself. Mediocrity and compromise.

27. In the dream, I was in a strange city, I was lost, I cried!

28. I have thought many times about what is the best love, if There is a road ahead that I have fallen beyond recognition, but you insist on going. I hope that the way I love is not to hold on to you desperately and say you can’t go, but to prepare the most durable shoes and umbrella for you. I tell you that the second intersection is very slippery. I tell you, go ahead and have food at home when you come back. I think the best love is that I love you, and you are free!

29. Mingming You can rely on your face to make a living, but you stubbornly rely on your talent.

30. If handsome people can be eaten, I can feed China's 1.3 billion people.

31. Don’t be silly, girl, there is no cold man in this world, but he is not the one who warms you.

32. You can be handsome. But he can’t be handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee!

33. Grandpa once said that his return will definitely become a myth!

34. If the road is uneven, it can be paved, but if you can’t do it, you can’t cry.

35. When you get married, your mother becomes my mother, and the school uniform becomes a wedding dress!

36. If a relationship succeeds, it is called love, but if it fails, it is called youth.

37. I wanted to have a good fight while I was young, but who would have thought that the years would mark the vicissitudes of life on my face.

38. A man is a child's first teacher. Please pay attention to your own quality, or don't have children, which will delay his future and ruin his life.

39. Trains are not as good as buses. You can’t just get on if you want, but you also have to be careful about derailments.

40. Men will eventually know that chickens do not choose their food. Women will eventually be forced to do so.

41. My pure appearance hides a cold murderous intention. The scientific name of this murderous intention is "Mensao."

42. A girl's feelings are always poetry, and a young woman's feelings are always poetry. Wet.

43. Yesterday, I changed my avatar, and I asked my wife: Is my avatar awesome?

44. I want to take a risk. Risk! The whole life is an adventure, and the people who go the farthest are often those who are willing to take risks.

45. If face can be used as food, I will be rich now, a person. A man does not rely on the face that you think is very important to support a family, but on his own hard work.

46. The world is inherently dirty, so how can you be sad?

47. Are you tired? It’s okay to be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

48. Why do you have so many worries when you are at an age when you should be playing? Why can you only do this when you are young when you should be indulgent. Leave it to fate.

49. If I am in your heart, it won’t matter if I betray the world; if you are by my side, it won’t matter if I have three thousand rivals.

50. People who scold you. , they are all people who envy you, they are all people who are weaker than you, and people who are stronger than you have no time to care about you at all.

51. Except for the names of the people in history, the rest are fake. . Except for the names of the people in the novel, everything else is true.

52. You have to rely on yourself to achieve glory. If you don’t have money, you will have no status.

53. Love is when you slap him, but he asks you why your hands are so cold.

54. When I was dating my wife, we were sitting on the bus one day. She was leaning against the window. I said, "Wife, your face looks like a peach!" My wife said delicately, "Is it pink and tender?" I said, "No, when you look at the sun, your face is covered with hair." .

55. When I was very young, I was peeing with the little sister next door. She was surprised and said: Why do you have a lump of flesh between your legs? I was shocked and said: Don’t you have one? She said: Everyone doesn’t have it! I cried and argued with my parents when I got home to have it cut off.

56. Life tells me that not everyone is willing to go through everything with you. . There is a time in life, but there is no time in life. Don’t force it. You should not force it, don’t accommodate it, and let everything take its course.

57. I was having fun at the Internet cafe with my friends that day, and I saw a lot of primary school students there. Wow, the person next to me was very good at operations. He became super talented after a while. He looked at my 0-13-0 record with disdain in his eyes! I stood up silently and went out to dial 110! After a while, the police uncle came. Come and take them all away! I want you to be awesome, elementary school student.

58. There will always be someone who will change himself and put down his bottom line to cater to you. The person who loves you will not care about anything. I can forgive anything. It’s not because I’m born with a good temper, I just don’t want to lose you.

59. What is happiness? It is when two people are together well, even if they argue no matter how hard they break up.

60. If God grants me glory, I will be more arrogant than Heaven.

61. Life cannot be perfect, so we can do our best. If you can't change the weather, you can change your mood; if you can't change your appearance, you can show a smile; if you're not brave enough, you can learn to persevere; if you're not smart enough, you can learn to work hard.

62. Make the process more perfect and let the ending leave no regrets.

63. You dedicated your body, which is now as precious as gold, to your junior high school days, but 10 years later you will be worthless.

64. Money is just a material that can satisfy people’s desires and greed. It can only bring you short-term excitement, but it cannot bring you the happiness deep in your heart. Your own wealth.

65. How many girls in the world have lost their virginity. What is happy is that the person lying on the bed is someone else's future wife; what is tragic is that your future wife is lying on someone's bed and moaning in a low voice; what is even more tragic is that today she lost her husband in a hotel that cost 80 yuan a night. After the body that is supposed to be yours, tomorrow I will ask you for a house and a car before I will get married!

66. Others laugh at me for struggling to make money, and I laugh at others for finding it difficult to eat without their parents.

67. There is sky above and earth below. I stand in the middle and bake in the scorching sun.

68. The existence of mistress tells us that even if there are flowers on the cow dung, it will not stop the flies from flying upward.

69. I have been glorious, I have been down, I have been at the peak, I have been lost. Although I have gone through ups and downs, I have never been afraid.

70. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

71. Others speculate that you have many ambiguous relationships, but in fact you are as lonely as a dog.

72. Ten years in Hedong and ten years in Hexi. After ten years, I will see if you can still be as awesome as before.

73. You say you want to toast the past with a glass of wine and never look back no matter how much you fall in love. In fact, even if you are drunk until dusk and worry alone, if that person reaches out your hand, you will still follow him.

74. Children only distinguish right from wrong, adults only look at the pros and cons.

75. It is foolish to even reach out for something that cannot be grasped.

76. It’s okay to brag, but you have to work hard to show off; it’s okay to show off, but you have to work hard to keep pretending. Delusion of the rich second generation: I would be just as awesome without my dad. The delusion of the poor second generation: The rich second generation is not as good as me without his father.

77. It is easy to call me wife, and it is not difficult to call me madam, but calling me old woman is a lifelong commitment!

78. I will remember those who care about me. Your kindness means that even though I have nothing, I definitely have a conscience.

79. The face you are trying to protect now will be worthless in the future.

80. There is no fear of choice, but it is not because of poverty, and there is no indecisiveness, but it is not because of cowardice.

81. No matter how much you cried last night, when you wake up in the morning, the city is still busy with traffic.

82. No one is rich enough to redeem his past.

83. You can see your dreams when you look up, but it takes a lot of time to realize them.

84. Cherish everything in front of you and don’t imagine the distant future!

85. If I don’t have much left, then who will be my last luggage.

86. No matter how good a friend is, his attitude changes, his tone of voice changes, and in the end, even the relationship changes when money is involved.

87. No one wants to ride in a limousine with you, but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you even if the limousine breaks down.

88. No matter how hard you try, the environment will destroy you in minutes.

89. Little Brother Shi: Master Shi, I am chasing a goddess, and she puts forward ten conditions.

Nine of the conditions have been completed. The last condition is: the body must be straight, the hands and feet are not allowed to move, and you are not allowed to hold anything. She is standing 18 centimeters away from me. If I touch any part of her body, She agreed to my pursuit. I have been thinking about it for three days. How can I do it?!! Shifu: ...Are you stupid? You peed on her

90 , If you don’t even know how to persist, how can you talk about the future?

91. Only those who like you will get married. No one is a cheap basket.

92. Although it is hard to do your best now, everything that happens in the future will be gifts.

93. Your eyes are clear and bright, and they always bring me infinite strength.

94. Life is a journey, and the most beautiful scenery is always on the road.

95. My belief in success comes from the feeling of failure.

96. Then two villains appeared. The one on the left said that he had fallen in love with her, and the other one said the right thing and fell in love with her.

97. I have many enemies, but I have never failed; I have few friends, but I have always been happy.

98. You have the ability to make me cry, and I also have the ability to make you lose.

99. Not every man who sheds tears is a coward, but he is really tired.

100. The three most important words for a man are not tall, rich and handsome, but ambition.