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QQ non-mainstream personality signature is cute
The ripples caused by the tears falling on my face became my smile
The person I despise the most is the person who despises others!
For ants. A bowl of water is the ocean
Lotuses bloom in the mud, and talents come from poor families.
Before you speak, what you say is more valuable than keeping silent. You can say it
My tears turn into rain, and I am reluctant to wet you
Those who care about youth must no longer be in youth.
This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the powerful. It is the world of the thoughtful.
Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its veins are still so clearly visible
Fate is like shit, it is not something you want. ; It’s not like you won’t have it if you don’t want it.
I am poor. My servant is also very poor. My gardener is also very poor. My driver is also very poor.
When we really love, we are really hurt.
Not choosing is also a choice.
You live in my heart and tell me what missing is.
People who truly see through life are often those who have passed away.
Loving others for the sake of being loved is a human being. Loving others for the sake of loving others is a god
We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others;
The so-called most unforgettable thing is that you never think of it, but you will never forget it.
To put it bluntly, people are still social animals, and no one desires loneliness.
I have tied my love for you in a bag, but it still overflows bit by bit like air
My ears are filled with loneliness, and I cannot hear happiness
An old traditional Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating braggadocio
A cup of tea will bring you ups and downs in life, and a normal mind will transcend the world
Some people will never be together in this life. ~ But there is a feeling that can be hidden in my heart for a lifetime
I give you my heart, but you still think it smells fishy
Upstairs, I watch the people enjoying themselves, aloof from the outside; I see you drunkenly and dreamily, drinking alone in dejection. The bright moon decorates the tower, but you are in the tower
When there is no love, it is said to be lonely, and when there is love, it is said to be lonely.
The most charming person is Master Kong, thousands of people follow him every day.
I am looking for the lost tear at the bottom of the sea at 30,000 feet
Always think about what you have gained, never think about what you have lost
For a father , the most important way to express love to a child is to love his mother.
From then on, when you are with him, you are the whole world; when you are not with him, the world is him.
What is the difference between liking and loving? People who like flowers will pick flowers, and people who love flowers will water them.
It is fate for two people to go together, and it is happiness for two people to go together.
For people, ignore those who can be ignored, and face those who cannot be ignored
We are all smiling flowers, but the sun burns our most vulnerable corners
No matter what happens, when the sun rises tomorrow, life will continue as usual
Because the wounds are displayed wantonly. So the pain has been lost. qq non-mainstream personality signature happiness
Who am I, the only scenery in my life.
If you don’t want to say goodbye, I don’t dare to think about tomorrow
If love can be easily replaced, it wouldn’t be called love
I like it here, I can relax and do it Own.
Love is bullshit - the longer it is, the weaker it becomes.
She won’t understand her own tears and her own pain. Tears are your own tears that you shed for yourself.
Unquiet miracles often appear in the calm.
If it were me who spoke first, would my life still flow smoothly?
Lamenting that I had a small waist back then, but now I have a lot of fat.
The so-called ambiguity is nothing but emptiness.
If it could be earlier, I would stay by your side, because I have been destined to love you in this life.
You can't let go, after all, your heart has never been opened.
Listening to music in the dead of night is a pleasure.
Those who are sincere have broken up, and those who have been messing around have reunited
Regarding those things in the past, present and future, we can no longer see clearly
I chose it myself, even if I kneel down, I have to finish it
Your every move is involved in the cracks of my life. Who can tell me how free I will be without you
I have long forgotten What does it feel like to miss you because you occupy my heart every minute
In fact, I want to understand you better, not to hold on to you.
Fireworks are in full bloom, spending all your life just for the beauty of this moment.
Is there a shoulder that can make me forget all my worries and fatigue?
Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups.
Happiness is not that easy, everyone has his or her own temper.
You drag a pig shopping, and I say with sympathy that the quality of a person depends on who he is with. Then you see the pig abandoning you with disdain.
Such an ambiguous relationship suddenly has an answer.
Am I being too affectionate, or is the relationship too ambiguous?
Am I expressing myself too implicitly? Or are you too shameless and thorough?
There is no need to regret that the things you have left have never truly belonged to you.
Lighting a cigarette is an art, enjoy it while smoking. Buying cigarettes is an art of enjoyment.
Look down at the children who are looking up with level eyes.
Finally got the answer, breathing suddenly became difficult
╰︶No matter how gorgeous youth is, it is written by people.
Delete all the numbers , I don’t want to have any more memories.
Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up
Some truths are so reasonable
The so-called ending is that I disappear from now on
If you save four and a half yuan, and I save four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.
I have always been a master who uses slaves, but for you I am a slave who is used.
Don’t be attached to everything you are familiar with anymore. I will learn to judge everything and find love. Blind spots.
Sometimes, even if you can’t let go, you still have to let go.
I insist on smiling, but who knows that there are too many lies hidden behind my smile.
We have been hypocritically evading, thinking that we can forget
We have always forgotten to build a bridge and take a look into the other person's heart.
Being alone is always lonely. You can't reach the other side.
As long as women don’t mess around and men don’t mess around
Why should I wait in the rain for you if you always hold an umbrella for others?
If I had met you earlier, As for you, is the ending not like this?
Bury our memories in the past and take them out when we think of them. We can cherish them but not desecrate them.
Men don’t shed tears easily because they haven’t reached the point of sadness.
I like you, that’s all. I value you more than myself, what else should I do?
In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone~~ Only Who doesn't cherish who...
Time has changed my appearance
Today, I elope with wounds
Only the original edges and corners remain. Broken
I close my eyes and see your blurry face in my mind.
I want to dig up the grave of love on Qingming Festival and let my lost love be reborn.
If you are not so good to me, then I will be able to distinguish between friendship and love.
The love affair written with youth finally came to an end after it was over. Not this time.
Throughout the ages, those who cannot be lovers will never be friends!
I am used to living in memories, but I don’t know that you are all far away from my life.
You are not who you are, you are just an undefended robbery in my heart!! QQ non-mainstream personality signature funny
1. The school bell is the strongest sound in China
2. You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.
3. Do you have to understand it as "I love you"? Can't you understand it as "I love you"?
4. [I am a person wearing a short-sleeved vest, canvas slippers, and full People wandering around the world]
5. Idiots say people are nymphomaniacs.
6. Baidu can’t search you, just click on Sogou and you will be found.
7. Mr. Bao, why is there a light on your forehead? Because I don’t understand my blackness during the day.
8. Don’t charge me, my wife has called to remind you
9. Don’t worry about the things that have been taken away, everything that can be taken away is garbage
10. I don’t know what a good internet name is, so it’s better to afford it
11. It’s the afternoon when I am hoeing, and my mother has the hardest time, playing mahjong in the morning and fighting landlords in the afternoon
12. Big Brother , can you have a facelift before confessing to me? Your appearance blinds my pure gold eyes.
13. The computer has abused me thousands of times and I treat it like my first love -
14. I am about to graduate, how can those people who have a crush on me be so calm? Ah...
15. It’s all sour milk packed with Deluxe
16. Cut off its throat and drain all its flesh. . . . Jue with you!
17. Sorry! Formatting in progress due to system failure. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye!
18. Do you have to understand that I love you? Can’t you understand me as the second person? .
19. Do I know you well? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.
20. Girl, put away your overflowing emotions.
21. Is it none of your business? Go to the sand pool and play with shit. After playing, wash your hands and eat shit. It's okay after eating, right? After you finish eating, pull it out for me and then roll off.
22. I watched the advertisement well, but suddenly a TV series popped up and made me depressed
23. Good mushrooms, made in China
24. It’s hard to imagine, How did people poop in ancient times before mobile phones?
25. The chemistry teacher asked: What should I do if there is a gas leak at home? He stood up and said: Have a cigarette to calm down.
26. If moral integrity is scattered on the floor, clean it up yourself.
27. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos when you have nothing to do.
28. I want to get married when I see my profile picture.
29. Looking at your appearance, I know that your parents were not serious when they made you!
30. During the exam, my classmates and I were discussing Children's Day. Suddenly someone said: If you don't do well in the exam, the teacher will send you to the Qingming Festival.
31. Lazy. The inside is not dry in the sun. Time passes so slowly. Bad mood started to spread. Learn to let go. The Cold War is not fun. It is difficult for me to say sorry first.
32. Boss, did you break my red rope?
33. Teacher, can I skip class? Didn’t you say that you should respect the old and love the young? Didn't you say that seeing us would bore you to death? Then I will let you not see me
34. Hello, teacher, morning, teacher, the teacher doesn’t take a shower every day.
35. The power of science is that you don’t understand the answers even if you copy them. The power of liberal arts is that you don’t want to copy the answers after you read them.
36. Exposing half of your butt doesn’t mean you’re sexy, it just means you bought a small underwear.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
38. When I was walking on the street that day, a girl told me, brother, you are so handsome. I slapped her and angrily said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?"
39. Don’t pull too hard, I haven’t pulled you yet.
40. Can you still lie to me and be more cruel? I’m afraid I will do it next second I'll strangle you to death.
41. You can swim, how could you drown in the sea of ??my heart?
42. You can try telling the truth to a member of the opposite sex on the phone... then pause for a while, and then say forget it, it’s okay, go to bed early...
43. You guys They all say it’s a confession. I wiped the watch clean and it suddenly felt much whiter.
44. If you let the whole world love you, I will love you.
45. If you could see through me, wouldn’t I be riddled with holes long ago?
46. Do you know the meaning of the word "Roll"? The word "get out" contains "公和衣", which means you are asked to get out after taking off your clothes in public.
47. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! Woman: Then you say I am everything to you! Man: Yes! You are my concubine...! ! !
48. You can lie to me, but please pay attention to the number of times
49. In fact, I am mute, and I usually pretend to speak.
50. The man who makes my heart beat has not yet been born.
51. If you love someone, say it boldly,
52. If you really I wanted to fly to Sister Chang'e, so I told Brother Hou Yi.
53. God wanted to listen to music, so he took Leslie Cheung away. God wanted to watch dancing, so he took MJ away. God wanted to I used the iPhone and took Steve Jobs with me.
54. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am on Sina Weibo and you are on Tencent Weibo
55. Thoughts can be dirty, but Life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul.
Starting at the age of 56, I will meet my parents, get married, and have children. I want to have a seven-year relationship.
57. Instructions for jumping off a building: If you want to leave a last message, go to the sixth floor; if you want to be disabled, go to the fifth floor; if you want to be hospitalized, go to the fourth floor; if you want to scare people, go to the third floor; to play martial arts, go to the second floor; to watch the fun, go to the first floor.
58. A classmate recently purchased a copycat phone and showed off its ultra-long standby time of 100 days. Then one day it was dead. Let's take a closer look at the mobile phone packaging box and it says "Extra Long"
59. I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, I won't get any red envelopes.
60. I’ll be there in a few minutes. If I don’t arrive, please read this message again
61. I’m very decadent, it’s just my appearance, I’m very deep
62. I have the ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I’m just a girl.
63. I struggle with these three things every day: I don’t want to sleep at night. I can’t get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late.
64. I think that some people are really I went to school, and I could hear the voice of the butterfly as soon as I opened my mouth.
65. I am a crazy fan of GD and I am a mad lover and a quasi-haired lover!!!
66. I am a smart kid!!! I can tell the difference between boys and girls.
67. Now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.
68. I am so pure that I can’t even write wchu.
69. I am just an ordinary woman. As long as I can eat and use with peace of mind, live in a comfortable place and have nothing to worry about, that is enough.
70. No matter how big your face is, you must have confidence! ! !
71. The bell is the strongest sound in China.
72. The annual sales volume of Xiangpiaopiao milk tea can circle the earth. Lanzhou’s beef noodles laughed: Let me tell you, the sales volume of me alone can circle the earth into a yarn ball.
73. Think about how to deal with your parents. Will they spend a huge sum of money on me and tell me to get out? ! So should I accept it or not? ! It’s so embarrassing
74. You want to live in my heart. Can you afford the rent?
75. The little pig said: I was raised by a pig mother! The chicken said: I was raised by a chicken mother! The puppy said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!
76. New hatred adds to old hatred, and this hatred lasts forever.
77. No matter how big your breasts are, it’s not you yourself
78. There are so many cute girlfriends around me who are crazy fans and can’t be beaten!!!!!!!
79. Grandpa said: I have watched Xinwen Network for so many decades, but I still haven’t seen the ending!
80. How many tone-deaf children have found their confidence through a song called "Uneasy"?
81. The doctor told me to do more photosynthesis and stop staying up late.
82. In the future, I will marry a man named Xia and my son will be named Xia Ke. I will see which teacher calls my son by his name in class.
83. Never compete with animals~Won? You are more of an animal than an animal. Lost? You are worse than an animal. A tie? There is no difference between you and an animal.
84. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes and cannot be displayed.
85. There are two things you don’t have to miss: poop and people you don’t contact.
86. People with tattoos are afraid of heat, and people with apples don’t even have pockets
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87. There is a story that is scary at the beginning, funny in the middle, and has a tragic ending: Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died...
88. There is a kind of story. Quietly, the teacher is here. . .
89. It’s the season to show your legs again. Among ten boys, ten are longer than girls, nine are thinner, eight are white, and seven are straight.
90. No matter how fragrant the perfume is, it cannot be compared to a leek box.
91. In this special post, I just want to say that showing affection will kill you quickly. . .
92. Even Chopin in Niu X cannot express the sadness of labor and capital
93. The early bird catches the worm. The early bird gets the worm. I don’t want to eat it. A bug doesn't want to be a bug... so from noon...
94. A good voice in China is the bell~
95. Chinese partners, Chinese good men
96. Minimum goal: The peasant woman has some fields in the mountain spring. Non-mainstream personality signature
1. Finding the right person is the best gift you can give yourself in the rest of your life.
2. I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?
3. How could I become so selfish after I accepted the reality?
4. If anyone asks, just say that I have forgotten it.
5. Sometimes I feel wronged, but I don’t want to complain because no one will listen to my so-called grievances.
6. There are no ifs between you and me, only consequences and results.
7. Sometimes, we can comfort others about the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.
8. What you said hurt my heart. You don’t know that my pain is a hundred times more painful than yours.
9. Please give me a chance. This is so ridiculous.
10. Your happiness is like a knife, piercing my sad heart.
11. A drop of rain represents a note. Listening to the rain is like listening to your favorite song, familiar and beautiful.
12. I need someone who always makes me laugh, instead of stabbing me all over with just a few words.
13. Maybe you are just an interlude, but I treat you as the only one.
14. You are soft-hearted and you are always afraid of hurting someone, so you are always the one who gets hurt.
15. Love is broken. I try to give you freedom, but how can you fly without me.
16. You only think of me when you need me, but where are you when I need you?
17. Greedy for everything you have, like a picture in your eyes.
18. My heart is really tired and tired. I am afraid of love, so I don’t dare to love anymore.
19. If I could do this. If you can do that. So what will be the result.
20. Sometimes I think of you, it’s nothing special, it’s just a memory.
21. If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don’t you wait in the rain for him?
22. Even if it was a lie from the beginning, I am still happy to meet you.
23. You don’t have to force yourself to say you love me anymore, my soul has withered away piece by piece anyway.
24. No matter how reluctant I am to give up and how much I miss you, I can never compete with the courage of time.
25. After every quarrel, you act as if nothing happened and I sulk alone.
26. What you are looking for is someone who will try his best to make you laugh when you are unhappy.
27. Ever since you said goodbye, I squatted in the corner and cried like a child.
28. I can’t bear it but I can’t let it go. Who knows. How should I take this road?
29. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart.
30. Whenever there is applause, there will always be two lines of tears flowing down the face.
31. A person’s beauty is not necessarily on the surface, especially women.
32. Seeing my sadness, you don’t feel any pain at all, which proves that you don’t love me.
33. I love you, time is nothing.
34. We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness.
35. If you always look forward to something one day, then it will come one day.
36. Because I am young and ignorant, everything is understandable.
37. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!
38. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?
39. The past cannot be changed, but the future is still within your control.
40. Let’s play a game. You ignore me and I ignore you. Well, you keep winning.
41. If you are lost alone in the dark night, please believe that I will accompany you and you will not be alone.
42. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes. To be honest, I just like wearing my brothers’ clothes.
43. I hope you are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.
44. It was obviously well hidden, but why did you discover it all at once?
45. Don’t worry about my feelings. What I am best at is self-healing.
46. Either don’t start, or don’t wait until I fall in love with you before saying it’s inappropriate.
47. A smile cannot erase the pain of the past, but it is enough to fool some people.
48. Many friends in life are nonsense. The key is that you don’t have a single friend.
49. The sadness is so well hidden that I don’t want anyone to see it.
50. It’s not just talent that overflows with talent, but also fat around the waist.
51. Even though I have all my faults, I am the best when I love you.
52. This is often the case. If you don’t get it, you are destined to be unforgettable.
53. Learn to be myself and let go of everything that does not belong to me gracefully.
54. It is your own fault and self-deception for everything.
55. I did not live for the sake of living, nor did I fall for your fall.
56. The Buddha said: Looking back five hundred times in the past life is equivalent to one encounter in this life. So, you were my backseat student in your previous life, right?
57. Pay and gain are not proportional, this is the price of love.
58. You can trample all my self-esteem, but please stay away from me in the future.
59. I am absent from your past, but I don’t want to be absent from your future.
60. No matter how prosperous the smile is, it still cannot take away the exclusive loneliness.
61. Time drowns your heart, and finally disappears into my world.
62. Looking back on the past, I just look at myself like a passerby.
63. It’s not that I want no one except you, but that I don’t want anyone except you.
64. The missed movies are always the best, and the missed love is always the most memorable.
65. It seems that it takes longer to forget you than to fall in love with you.
66. Some things are not clearly explained, but clearly thought out. Life is so complicated.
67. The happiest time is the companionship you give me and the promise to stay with me throughout my life.
68. People are sad, not because love is over, but because when everything is over, love is still there.
69. It is easy to forgive, but not so easy to trust again.
70. The lines of love in the palm of my hand are really tangled, a mark of regret.
71. I hope that one day in a certain year I can post a status saying: Holy shit, I actually married him.
72. Life is like a glass of boiled water, its taste is all in your heart.
73. Thinking that you will no longer be hurt, you reject everyone. Does my life have any meaning without you?
74. What you see are the words I express my feelings, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.
75. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push further and get worse.
76. Sometimes, it is better to be alone. No one can hurt you.
77. Promise me that you will never hurt me if you don’t like me. I am a human being and I have my heart.
78. Why is it a bad virtue to light a cigarette and take a puff? It turns out that I have stopped smoking Hongtashan.
79. We persisted for a long time, but lost to the eternal.
80. In fact, I am always by your side and never far away.
81. I hope all couples break up, so as not to make me jealous.
82. I just want you to bloom without worry, not for me, but for yourself.
83. In the future, will you value me more than yourself?
84. We will not use blood to commemorate our love.
85. It turns out that the most intolerable thing is that we tolerate everything.
86. In order not to pass by each other when we meet, cherish it.
87. Life is full of calculations, including yourself.
88. People who laugh like fools are just people who cry like madmen after waking up from a dream.
89. Our little stories are like the shadows of leaves in the sun, fragmented and mottled.
90. If you tear off the mask, you will be slapped in the face; if you wear the costume, you will be playing with your life.
91. Exposing half of your vagina does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you bought too small underwear.
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