Funny words about Lantern Festival

1. Whether you are happy or not, the Lantern Festival is today, neither early nor late; whether you know it or not, my concern is here, no more and no less; whether you miss it or not, I The blessing is here, it doesn’t come or go. During the Lantern Festival, I wish your family a happy reunion.

2. One day, a tiger chased a crab. After chasing it, the crab disappeared. The tiger turned around and found a spider on the tree. The tiger smiled and said, don’t think that I don’t know you if you are online. . Happy Lantern Festival!

3. You are also round, I am round, things are round, and people are round. May everyone’s dreams come true during this Lantern Festival.

4. I like your softness, I like your crispy skin, I like your stickiness, and I like your round head, haha, because you are a dumpling, I wish you happiness!

5. During the Lantern Festival, the old rabbit wanted to eat glutinous rice balls, but the animals couldn't make them. The old rabbit was furious! The fox had an idea: Your Majesty, calm down, I thought of a professional. Rabbit: Who? Fox: Dung beetle! Haha, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

6. Sweet, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze. Why do you smile so sweetly? It turns out you are eating glutinous rice balls.

7. It’s 10 cents to send a text message, 10 cents to reply to a message, 10 cents to another, and it adds up to a lot of money. As the Year of the Rabbit arrives, I reluctantly pluck another hair and give it to you. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival in advance! It’s just you, if it were anyone else, I wouldn’t give a cent!

8. Don’t ask me if I’ve eaten Yuanxiao. I also want to ask you if you’ve eaten the Christmas tree on Christmas.

9. Promise me that after eating this bowl of glutinous rice balls, when we wait to meet each other, I won’t be the only one who is fat. Everyone will be chubby, okay?

10. Make a wish on the glutinous rice balls, there will be no shortage of money in the card, and there will be no insomnia at night. After eating this bowl of glutinous rice balls, the rest of the day will be sweet.