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Text messages to coax my husband

1. Even in ordinary days, I still love you deeply. I like you like half of my face that has been soured by the crescent moon! I like you frequently, even though the ordinary ones are inconspicuous, they are worth staying with me for a lifetime. Love you, hubby!

2. Let me rub your back so that you can be more energetic. Let me wash your feet. This represents my hard work. Let me squeeze your legs so that you can be healthier. Let me Take a bath for you, so as to enhance your relationship!

3. Dear husband, your fingers are artistic. "For fingers, it can be said that people have different opinions.

4. Your vines and I, the saplings, are twining and twisting; you fly sand, and I walk rocks, crackling and popping all over the sky; you, the remote control, I TV, yes, yes, yes, wonderful things, my dear, we live a better life together.

5. Dear husband, "Your eyes are so..." The size of the eyes is second, and the light in the eyes is second. That's the key point.

6. It's really hard to see the times. The north wind is like a knife adding to the cold. Although you and I are separated by thousands of mountains, I sent you a message to visit you diligently: You should wear more clothes and have three meals. Lighter! Less burden in life and work, perfect love requires romance! 7. If you eat too much, you will become fat. If you drink too much water, you will become bloated. If you listen to too many songs, you will not be able to sing. , I will think. With you by my side, no matter how much I eat, I won’t get fat, no matter how much water I drink, I won’t become bloated, no matter how many songs I listen to, I won’t be able to sing. I want to be with you forever.

8. The hottest topic in 2011 is Feng Zhi Lian, the most popular novel is time travel, and the most popular TV series is Gong. So what is the most popular sentence between you and me? Do you know, that’s me? I love you!

9. Don’t look at me as vulgar, that means I am sincere, don’t look at me as stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don’t look at me as stupid, that’s because after falling in love with you, Don't think I'm handsome, that's because I'm the most handsome in your heart!

10. Countless touching moments have gathered in my heart to become the most brilliant scenery in my life. I believe that only you are the most handsome. It gives me such a special feeling.

11. My dear, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep, I miss you so much that my heart beats fast; I fall in love with you so much that I love you so much that I almost die. Drop it!

12. Men are like cigarettes, and I am the worst in cigarettes; women are like wine, and you are the hottest in wine. Let’s light up the cigarette and drink a glass of wine. I am willing to follow you for the rest of my life; burn me and get you drunk, and smokers and drunkards will hold hands forever.

13. Dear husband, "Your nose is so straight"! The beauty of your face lies in the morning, but the beauty of your face lies in your nose.

14. My dear husband, your lips are so sexy! "Everyone's sexy standards are different. If you say yes, he will definitely like it. Heart.

15. I smiled and fell in love with you deeply. In the world of two people, my heartbeat accelerated to 180. I am lucky to have you in three lifetimes. Thank you for being in my life every day. Four generations live under the same roof. It is our goal to pursue and strive for in the future. My dear, I want to shout out loudly: I love you!

16. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the cow dung and I am the fork, you are the tongue and I am the teeth, you are the fish and I am the shrimp, I would like to be your sofa when you are tired, I I want to make tofu pudding when you are hungry. Baby, I love you so much!

17. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel a spring breeze blowing, warm and melting my heart.

18. I really miss you. The days without you are like: cooking without salt, oranges not too sweet, drinking without cigarettes, going out on the street without money.

19. I watched the stars at night and calculated with my fingers. It’s not good. You have been troubled by trivial matters recently. Worry, depression, depression, resentment, etc. have filled your heart and affected your life and work status. For I specially asked a master to help you resolve your misfortunes. The master said clearly: shout "I love you" to me a hundred times, and good things will happen one after another and you will be happy. Remember, remember!

20. Dear husband, I like your hair, the luster of your hair (feel, color, smell...)!

21. Dear husband, "Your voice is so nice! It is a common and lasting good word.

22. When I come, please let the sunshine watch you wake up, When I leave, let the moonlight accompany you outside the window. I put blessings and happiness on your pillow, don't forget to collect it.

Please believe: I am always here and never leave! Miss you! Love you!

23. I will no longer run away. I won't back down anymore. I hope that I have the opportunity to take responsibility for your happiness, health and happiness. Love you forever!

24. When I meet you, the east wind blows warmly. When I know you, the blue and white flowers are like blue and white porcelain in a dream. When I say goodbye to you, chrysanthemums fill the chrysanthemum stage. When I miss you, my hair is like silk and my hair is like snow. Dear friend, how are you thousands of miles away?

25. Don’t sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; don’t sleep in, because then you won’t be able to eat the breakfast I cooked; don’t lose your temper, because then I will be very sad; don’t ignore me, or I will Will go crazy!

26. It rained today, it rained yesterday, (m.taiks.com) it also rained the day before yesterday, heavy rain, moderate rain, light rain, silk rain... I miss you today, I miss you yesterday, and the day before yesterday too. I miss you, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit...

27. I am willing to be a prop in your hand and serve the plot you direct wholeheartedly, even if I am your little Supporting characters, I just hope this is a series and you and I will be together for a long time.

28. In the quiet night, secretly thinking about you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, and I was so greedy that I didn’t want to get out of bed. I indulged myself in possessing your tenderness.

29. People say: "Love someone without asking for anything in return." But I want to. You give me something in return - let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

30. My love for you is as long and long as ramen, my love for you is as hot as the noodles in the hot pot, and my love for you is as noble and fashionable as spaghetti. All three kinds of noodles are your favorite. To capture your heart, you have to capture your stomach. I don’t believe you won’t give in, my dear. hey-hey.

31. I confiscate time and stop the moment of our love. I gather my time together to witness the moment of our love. Even if I pour the sea, I can't extinguish the flame of our love. My dear, marry me, love is witnessed right now.

32. The warm winter sun scorches your back, and good luck follows you everywhere. I wish you joy and happiness, work smoothly and make more money. Enjoy the good times in the new year, and happiness will spread everywhere with the wind. May you be proud and happy, and have the best luck every day.