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Don't drink too much during the Spring Festival.

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, cheated and get it back.

Year after year, ups and downs; Day after day, starting at sunset. Mother's love penetrated into my heart. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish my mother a long and healthy life with a sincere glass of wine.

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

I wish: healthy Konka Sai Mengniu, beautiful women are soft and associated; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK;; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official transportation is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink whatever you want, and the fortune covers you. Only you win the prize!

During the day from tonight to tomorrow, there will be goose feather blessings on the mobile phone, and the mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in the next 52 weeks!

May good luck step on you forever like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!

Happy new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

The new year is coming, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, ninety-nine unity and perfection.

Brother, would you like to go to Afghanistan with me to find bin Laden during the New Year holiday? It is said that the reward offered by the US military is as high as $30 million.

In order to hide your shadow for a long time, in the deep winter, I locked a lock in my heart. Now, on this day, I seem to hear my own voice through the keyhole. I wish you a happy new year.

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money by playing cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, your bed will be crowded with beautiful women, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

Happy spring festival! Happy spring festival! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you

During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind, heavy rain, hail, gold and silver, frozen diamonds, evergreen trees, pearl frost and agate fruit. Be careful not to be hit.

New Year Weather Forecast 1: Around New Year's Day, banknotes will be stored in a large area, including banknotes in the northeast, banknotes in the northwest, banknotes in central and southern China, cheques in some parts of the southeast and gold bars in some areas.

Chinese New Year, I feel better, my lover is more beautiful, my career is smoother, my financial path is wider, my body is healthier, I have more friends, and things are smoother.

Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

The new year of 1 has begun. May beautiful things be accompanied by two consecutive three moods, four spring sunshine, colorful life and occasional small fortune at 8 o'clock. Please accept my 10 and all the 10 beauties' blessings.

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness and spend a happy New Year every day!

The new year is coming. I don't think you have anything, and I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

The wind is soft and the rain is soft, and the moon is round; I expect beautiful scenery every year! Happy life follows every day! Winter goes and spring comes like water; Time flies! Life needs happiness! Say "take care" and "peace"! I wish you a happy new year.