Funny good night messages for Chinese Valentine's Day

Introduction to the article: Chinese Valentine's Day is our traditional Valentine's Day, and we should pay attention to it. Here are some funny good night messages for Chinese Valentine's Day for your enjoyment. Article 1 Funny Good Night Sayings for Chinese Valentine's Day

1. The best Chinese Valentine's Day gift: Before leaving get off work in the evening, a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues, saying it was a Chinese Valentine's Day gift, and asked me to save some.

2. We are looking for a girl. Those who can weave are given priority, those who can cross the Magpie Bridge are given priority, and those who have children are given priority.

3. Really, let the post-00s celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, while old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

4. Huh? What is Chinese Valentine's Day? Is 7.7 converted into binary or 111.111? Isn't it Singles' Day? Do you understand binary?

5. A girl was worried about receiving money. After arriving at the rose, I found out that it was cash on delivery and broke up with my boyfriend. The man insisted that he did not send flowers!

6. I have a wish: a text message or phone call saying: I will spend this Valentine’s Day with you, okay?

7. I hope that during the Chinese Valentine's Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

8. In this evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage? As a result, I am still single today!

9. I heard that Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, but what about me!! No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me.

10. Chinese Valentine's Day is here again! The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred; the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness; horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

11. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, when others open a room, we play black; when others look at each other, we line up; when others fuck, we gank; when others are happy like first love, we kill like monsters; when others go to the cinema, we Go up to the high ground; when others are dismantling, we are dismantling towers; when others are buying in groups, we are destroying them. We ask passers-by on the street: Buy a bouquet of flowers! We ask passers-by: Buy an eye!

12. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon Okay, just now I went downstairs to finish shopping, and the boss asked me: Sir, why are you buying flowers? Are you buying flowers for your girlfriend? Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend? Then the boss silently took the flowers back. Went. . .

13. Don’t ask me how I spent this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I’d love to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I am only sad.

14. A dog on Chinese Valentine’s Day!

15. Is Chinese Valentine’s Day a shoe brand?

16. You can drink on Chinese Valentine’s Day! La la la!

17. I gave my heart to you without knowing it. From then on, I am no longer myself, but I have one more you, a you who loves you forever. Love does not need too many words. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. May our love be the most beautiful.

18. Clouds are like a clear sky, after wind and rain there is sunshine, after care is love, after separation there is reunion. Cherish everything, you and I will grow old together hand in hand. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and sweet love.

19. Yuelao is handing out lucky charms of karma! Those who are single are about to receive it, those who are lovers will receive it happily, and those who are married will receive it and have a happy family! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

20. Meeting you is accidental, falling in love with you is not sudden, falling in love with you is natural, and missing you every day is a habit. Yu'er lies in the Meiyuan on Chinese Valentine's Day, looks at the horizon at midnight, wishes the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl far away, and is infatuated with fish and water forever. Chapter 2 Funny Good Night Messages for Chinese Valentine's Day

1. Someone asked me if I am still a person on Chinese Valentine's Day? Damn, will I become a dog?!

2. Chinese Valentine's Day Just don't post photos everywhere to show your affection. It would be bad if you get in trouble.

3. Whoever among my friends shows affection during Chinese Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not him or her in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!

4. Friends When asked how I would celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, I simply said "skip it".

5. If you feel lonely on Chinese Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and play a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

6. Be cautious when having an affair after Chinese Valentine's Day, because who knows whether you are looking for a father for your child.

7. During Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

8. It turns out that a person will die on the Chinese Valentine's Day: One Chinese Valentine's Day and seven = death.

9. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here. At 4 o’clock in the afternoon, the owner of the flower shop smiled. In the evening, the owner of the hotel smiled. The owner of the pharmacy also smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled. .

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10. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, single friends should go to the cinema in a team and separate the seats one by one!

11. Don’t show off your gifts during Chinese Valentine’s Day, show your boyfriends, maybe they will have the same style.

12. Are you still alone on Chinese Valentine's Day? I'm afraid of scaring you if I'm half alone?

13. God is fair to everyone. Since He allows you to spend Singles' Day, I won’t let you celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day.

14. What’s the point of showing affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day? You can compete with me for grabbing stuff on Singles’ Day.

15. There have been violent storms, thunder and lightning in the past few days. Citizens, please do not panic, because in the Qixi Festival state, there are too many men swearing, so the constant lightning strikes are purely normal.

16. Asking what the Chinese Valentine’s Day is in this world will lead people to torture singles to death.

17. Don’t tell me happy Chinese Valentine’s Day, and don’t ask me where I’m going. I’ll just play Lianliankan at home, and eliminate a pair to make a pair.

18. Why spend this Chinese Valentine's Day with a smile?

19. I just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl slipped and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement, and the Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. , please tell each other.

20. Today, Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will meet the other parent’s parents. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first. Chapter 3: Funny Good Night Sayings for Chinese Valentine’s Day

1. I heard that Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, but what about me!!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me. No one wants me.

2. The best Chinese Valentine's Day gift: Before getting off work in the evening, a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues, saying it was a Chinese Valentine's Day gift, and asked me to save some.

3. The ultimate guide to the disasters caused by Chinese Valentine's Day to couples: 1. Make a phone call to book all the hotel's king-size bed rooms. 2. Go to the street and slap someone else’s boyfriend. 2. Go to the theater and buy out all the single-number seats. 3. Take a small needle to the supermarket and prick all the TT. 4. When you go to the street to sell flowers, when you see a couple, you say: Buy a bouquet of flowers for your mother! 5. When you eat, you don’t pay the bill. When you leave, you point at other people’s boyfriends and say: My ex-husband married. 6. Go to QQ friend impressions, the man writes: ex-husband. The woman wrote: The child’s mother.

4. Blind date is distribution, love is called direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

5. Real people and true stories about Chinese Valentine's Day. A male friend had an extramarital affair and had a married lover. On Chinese Valentine's Day, he received a text message from his lover: "My dear, roses are very expensive today, so don't buy them. I'll give you the ones my husband gave me, and you can give them to your wife."

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6. How do you spend Chinese Valentine's Day? Pass by, skip, cry, laugh, eat, drink, get drunk, go crazy, sleep, be sad, borrow, quit, skip, drift, fear, but chat and chase. I've passed, I've missed, I've passed by, I've passed by, I've seen, I've said, I've waited, I've thought, I've thought, I've smiled, I've passed by, I've been on Weibo, I've been playing games, I've been renting a house, I've been behind closed doors, I've been thinking about love, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been happy, I've been?

7. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Weaver Girl went down to earth to take a bath, met the Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story. Zhao Ling'er was taking a bath outside and met Li Xiaoyao, and also staged a romance between a fairy couple. This incident at least tells us one thing: you don’t have the chance to take a shower at home, you must go outside.

8. Yuelao is handing out lucky charms of karma and destiny! Those who are single are about to receive it, those who are lovers will receive a happy love, and those who are married will receive a happy family! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

9. Chinese Valentine’s Day is here again. . . The first line: envy, jealousy, and hatred; the second line: emptiness, loneliness, and coldness; the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

10. Really, let’s just let those born after 2000 celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day. Old people like us will have to wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

11. A three-year-old boy held the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." ?The little girl said: ?Can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: ?Of course you can! We are not one or two years old anymore!?

12. This year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day , don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’d love to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I am only sad. . .

13. First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, then multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought of at the beginning, and then Adding 517, this result represents what I want to say to you!

14. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, except for a body of flesh, you have not brought anything else with you, and you will not die yet People are buried. Happy Valentine's Day!

15. A dog on Chinese Valentine's Day!

16. When I have the power, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou-6 be your special plane, and the China Grand Theater be You practice singing room, Hangzhou West Lake is your swimming pool, that’s interesting! Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

17. I hope that during Chinese Valentine’s Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose and love me. The Chinese paper can hand me a chrysanthemum.

18. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

19. Based on the information you sent me, it shows that you are willing to let me open your files. I have a core that is running for you. The "data" downloaded from my "hard drive" are all "I love you". Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

20. A girl broke up with her boyfriend after receiving roses and finding out they were cash on delivery. The man insisted that he did not send flowers!