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Is there a mobile phone message on Valentine's Day?

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Valentine's day SMS list

Award-winning Review of High School Magazine 2006-2-7 China High School Network ()

At the end of the year and the beginning of the year, the rankings of various names emerge one after another. On the eve of Valentine's Day, we also compiled a list of disgusting short messages, hoping to bring some inspiration to your love letter!

● If the world has only 10 minutes left, I will recall those storms with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comments: Even if the realistic version of After Tomorrow is staged, you should say goodbye to your lover in sweet love. Such ambition is really disgusting!

I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid I'll die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you so much after I die.

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: I love her to death, which is in line with the spirit of Qiong Yao's novels. Probably the person who sent the text message didn't die in the end, and the person next to her was already disgusting!

I want to make your mobile phone mailbox full of information I love, just like your heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: Unless you are really sure that the other person loves you, don't try to block someone else's mobile phone mailbox with SMS easily, otherwise it may be counterproductive.

I have 100,000 I love you, and I give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 days and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: the pledge of eternal love has been said that in the next life, my lover is guaranteed to be moved, but ... since there are 100 thousand I love you, why can only one person be so stingy every day?

● I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever. ...

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: It's a pity that you came up with such an address. Sure enough, you got full marks in disgusting skills, but in the part of rent, it will be more practical to convert it into RMB!

I sang the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gave this wish to the sky. The flowing clouds entrusted by the sky turned into light rain and landed gently at your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comment: Young people with good literature and art! Come up with such a poetic and disgusting idea, but it seems a little far from real life, which is more suitable for the prince and princess who love to dream.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: love is really better than bread, which can save a lot of food expenses, but if you don't eat or sleep, you won't say anything, maybe you won't say anything!

You think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It seems ordinary, but it has the lethality of letting feelings fall. The more you look back, the more people you bump into. Really hard!

● First think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

Nausea index: ☆☆.

Comment: Is it finished? The answer is 520 (I love you)! It's called Pupu, but I can come up with such a magical mathematical formula, and no matter which number I use, the result is the same. I have to applaud!

I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It's full of sweetness, but if the flowers are intentional and the water is heartless, you may feel that you haven't read enough books to write such simple words.

Related links: Valentine's Day SMS will be disgusting to the end.

Valentine's Day is coming, don't forget that your mobile phone may be an extraordinary weapon in your hand. Send cupid's arrow to the person you secretly love, send a love letter to the lover you meet every day that is usually difficult to say, or send an anonymous love letter to a good friend that can make him remember for a month ... We have made so many sweet words or love shells, you choose, send him (her) a short message and get him (her) on Valentine's Day.

Love a lover-deep feelings are on the verge.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

What if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

Old lover-helpless and ridiculous

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' holiday alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

The old road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Are you love? I am love? It's great to have you here.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you, I have to get you?

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. The poisoning incident occurred on February 65438, 2004. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you just likes you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities.

Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Love you too long, 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point.