Write a short message about my childhood and help me write this song about my childhood.

Lovely pupils make me sweat and laugh, naive childhood! Many people ask me, is it interesting to be with children aged six or seven every day? In fact, if you don't look at your study, every child is very cute, and some unexpected and super interesting things often happen. Now let my students write down these interesting things and let everyone feel the innocence of childhood together. Absolutely true and original. 1. This is the first grade. I wrote it before. There is a word called "Glug". I think everyone should know. Even if you haven't studied it, you should have read this cartoon. One of them is that the little rabbit heard a loud bang and ran away. At this time, a super honest child suddenly said without raising his hand below, "How many legs does a rabbit have?" I was just wondering what he meant by asking this question. I only heard the students behind me open their mouths and answer, "What are three legs?" Me: ... find a place where students can't see it, try not to spray it, and then continue the class. This is a bit like the last one. It happened in the second grade, that is, two days ago. It's also a Chinese class. One of the two fables is "Looking at the sky from a well" and the other is "Better late than never". Me: "Students, please read the following text in a low voice and read" Sitting in the sky "." A child sitting in the front row read aloud and with great emotion: "Look at the sky from the well, look at the sky from the well, look at the sky from the well, look at the sky from the well, look at the sky from the well ..." I: ... son, I want you to read the text "Look at the sky from the well", not just those four words. 3. Today, I read "Smart Lamb" written two days before school. Ask the students to write a short story about how the lamb met the wolf and how to prevent the wolf from eating it. There are many ways for students to write, such as eating poisonous weeds, eating me will poison you, or you will cheat it to hunters, and so on. Everyone's methods are very good. A student wrote

..... The wolf just wanted to eat the lamb, and the lamb said, "I want to bark like a wolf."

The lamb cried for the first time, "Meow meow ..."

The second time, the lamb cried, "baa baa ..."

The lamb barked all day, but didn't learn to howl. The wolf fell asleep and the lamb ran away. Son, is the wolf tired after listening to it all day? I thought of the students sleeping in class. ...

Judge the students' homework today: make sentences with celebrities.

Life: Jet Li is a famous singer in China.

Son, what song did he sing? Tell me, let me listen. )

Another Life: Edison was a famous inventor in China.

When I found that I had made a mistake, I asked innocently, "Teacher, Edison is an inventor, just like you said."

Son, you are so patriotic, but they are not from our country. )

..... The wolf just wanted to eat the lamb, and the lamb said, "I want to bark like a wolf."

The lamb cried for the first time, "Meow meow ..."

The second time, the lamb cried, "baa baa ..."

The lamb barked all day, but didn't learn to howl. The wolf fell asleep and the lamb ran away. It's too difficult. I'm talking about Liu Hulan in today's Chinese class. I also have a headache with such words. Children nowadays know too little about that era. I managed to let them know who Liu Hulan was, and the situation at that time was very distressing. Why didn't she tell the enemy who party member was, who had been tortured and who had never betrayed her comrades? Students are very excited to be dragged into this atmosphere, and they are also very moved by Liu Hulan's spirit of death. Then ... Me: "Students, the enemy killed six more militiamen in front of Liu Hulan. Did Liu Hulan give in? How did she do it? Who will watch? "

A little girl read in an excited voice: "Liu Erhu was not scared by the enemy ..."

God, the atmosphere I finally cultivated is gone.

Son, that word is called "LAN", not "two", and it's not in the right order.

The whole class, including me, ha ha ha ha ha. I don't want to laugh either, but I can't help it.

In the first grade, when I first took this course, the children just started school and sometimes they didn't understand what you said. At a meeting, I gave my children homework for self-study and asked them to write the learned pinyin letters five times each. Then a child asked me, "Teacher, what do you mean by five times?"

Me: ... God, Grandpa, tell me how to explain it and make them understand what "five times" means.

7. This is an English class. The school-based English class in our school is to learn English drama. The school sends everyone a paper on English drama every week. After a long time, some children lost this paper.

So one day in English class, when the English teacher asked everyone to take out this piece of paper, some students said, "Teacher, I'm leaving." The other two children scrambled to say, "Teacher, I'm leaving, too."

I am next to .............................% *% $ # ...

Son, you can't just say "I'm leaving". 8. There is a question on the Chinese scroll. What did you do with the lucky money you received during the Spring Festival? What do you want to do with the money you didn't spend? There are seven horizontal lines below. I am afraid that students will write too little, so I stipulate that at least 100 words should be written. If your handwriting is beautiful and neat, 100 is enough.

Then when I gave an award to a student who studied that and that in my class, I saw that he wrote a lot (I used to write only one sentence, which was not smooth). Ok, I'm glad to have made progress.

Looking carefully, he wrote: "I use it to buy water, meat, fish and rice." I use money to buy books, watermelons, tables, chickens, ducklings, apples, brushes, houses, computers, grass, flowers, trees, coats, melons and dictionaries. "

Fortunately, there was no one around when I judged this roll of paper. Otherwise, my beautiful teacher image will be ...

Son, you have so many things to buy. What I want to know is, how much lucky money have you received? There is nothing to say about buying a house. Why buy grass and trees? Note: 1. I deliberately took this roll of paper home and typed it word by word, never more or less.

He wrote the word "buy" wrong.

He didn't write any punctuation marks.

In order to make everyone understand, I typed the typos and pinyin according to the correct words. 9. Judge the students' homework two days ago. There is a question, let the students say your favorite toy in a few words and why you like it.

A very naughty student in our class, he only wrote one sentence:

"I don't like playing with toys."

Me: ... I'm sweating.

However, more sweat is yet to come. Seeing this student write like this, I said to the teacher next to me, "Look at this student's writing. People just don't like playing with toys and can't force others to write. Not true. "

This sentence was heard by students who had to make up their homework because they didn't do it on the first day. When she handed in her homework, I saw what she wrote: "I don't like playing with toys either." One ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one ... one.

The two were silent and went back to write. Son, who believes you when you say you don't like playing with toys? Give it to someone who can play half a class with one thread.

Ps: The boy who wrote that I don't like playing with toys is definitely a talent. 10. An assignment, look at the picture and write words, to the effect that a little boy is doing his homework. When he saw two children playing ball outside the window, he went over and told them to do their homework before playing, so the three of them did their homework together.

Many children write well, at least they have written the main idea.

A child wrote it (I wrote down the main idea because of the typo): One day, Xiao Ming was writing his homework, and when he saw Xiao Dong Xiaogang not writing, he went over to them and said, "How can you play without your homework?" The teacher is eating. After dinner, the teacher asks you to write 100 times ... "

One of the reasons for the sweat in the inn: I, I have never punished them for writing something 100 times. Who did he learn this from ... I don't know, but I am. How?

The second reason for sweating: Why is the teacher eating?

Tayu Lo: Childhood.

Under the banyan tree by the pond, cicadas are calling for summer.

On the swing beside the grass, only butterflies stop on it.

The teacher's chalk is still chattering on the blackboard.

Waiting for class, waiting for school, waiting for childhood games.

There is everything in the welfare society, except that there is not a dime in the pocket.

Zhuge Shiro and the Magic Party, who grabbed the sword?

Why haven't the girls in the next class passed my window yet?

The history in my mouth, the cartoon in my hand, the first love childhood in my heart.

I always wait until I go to bed to know that I have only done a little homework.

I always wait until I finish the exam to know that I haven't finished all the books I should read.

An inch of time is an inch of gold. The teacher said that an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time.

Day after day, year after year, a daze childhood.

No one knows why the sun always sets on the other side of the mountain.

No one can tell me whether there are immortals living in the mountains.

How many ordinary memories always stare at the sky alone?

So curious, so fantasizing about such a lonely childhood.

Dragonflies fly over the green rice fields in the sun.

Neither watercolor crayons nor kaleidoscopes can draw a rainbow on the horizon.

When can I have a face as mature and grown up as my seniors?

Looking forward to holidays, looking forward to tomorrow, looking forward to growth.

Day after day, year after year, looking forward to growing up.