Are there any funny text messages there?

1. I heard that you are going to lay an egg in a few days, is it true? Then I have to wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days your balls will be full moon again, then I I wish you a happy New Year’s Day in advance!

2. It’s very cold on Christmas Eve alone! Christmas Eve for two people will go off the rails! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I love you... Christmas gift!

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year’s Day, you are Santa Claus, I am Reindeer Dolf, you are Mrs. Claus, and I am Mr. Santa Claus, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

4. The snowflakes falling from the sky are just like my mood, and my thoughts are spreading continuously. I am running towards you from the other side of the distance. I cannot be with you, but I would rather turn into snowflakes and knock over the people you hit.

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5. If you didn’t receive my Christmas gift today, it must be because there is a big hole in your socks! Make up for it quickly! !

6. Here are special greetings And the best of wishes, too - May Christmas happiness to you!

7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are , when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessings for you, which will warm your heart and feet!

8. There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I really can't hold it in anymore, please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

9. God says: Happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have it all! Merry Christmas!

10. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I will give you a big reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a Christmas text message worth RMB 10 provided by me

11. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a person who does bad things is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who is fired is called a fuck, a pathetic person is called an egg, and one who can’t finish the eggs is called a leftover egg - Merry Christmas!

Don’t panic when a handsome guy comes out of your chimney on the evening of the 24th. That’s Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery done in Korea. He wanted to give everyone a surprise. I just told you not to spread the word.

13. Last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my sock, so I gave it to you I have been washing stinky socks for a year; if God gives me another chance, I will say that I will wash your socks again! For the rest of my life! I love you, husband

14. Merry Christmas★. ☆°In order to save paper, you don’t need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your message directly on the largest possible banknote! ∴°☆ °∴☆°★

15. No snowflakes You can celebrate Christmas even if it is not romantic. With blessings, you can feel warm even in the cold winter. I am making a wish on Christmas Eve: May happiness be with you for life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

16. As Christmas approaches, flowers bloom. , one scent will give you a money tree, two scents will give you noble support, three scents will give you a good mood, four scents will give you no worries. Five scents will give you a box full of money. Six scents will give you eternal health!

17 , The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: picking up a turkey and thinking of bird flu; receiving a gift, fearing there will be a bomb; carrying a bag on your shoulder, like picking up rags; putting on a beard and being regarded as a terrorist criminal

18. Christmas blessings are sent everywhere .The east will give you a money tree, the west will give you eternal peace and well-being, the south will give you the road to success, and the north will give you money. From all directions, gold and silver will be given to you to take a picture with you. Merry Christmas

19. A bad news and a good news News. Bad news: Santa Claus’s gift bag is lost; and the good news is: he still has the gift I gave you, because it is a warm sentence: Merry Christmas!

20. Christmas Five prohibitions: Don't pretend to be busy at work and ignore me, don't get rich and forget about me, don't help me when I'm in trouble, don't eat chocolate without calling me! Don't miss me when you're free! I hope you will implement it seriously