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Funny sentences to reflect on your mistakes with your boyfriend

Part 1 of Funny Sentences to Reflect on Your Mistakes with Your Boyfriend

1. You can’t regret the path you took, but you can make a turn.

2. I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, I have always been thinking about you in my heart. I have never forgotten how happy the time with you was.

3. It’s all my fault. Don’t be angry. It doesn’t look good when you are angry.

4. Life is a journey that cannot be turned back. Don’t waste time. If you don’t do some things now, you may never be able to do them in the future.

5. There are no stars in the night sky tonight, as if you are missing from my side; I didn’t mean to make you angry, come back to me, okay?

6 .If spring loses flowers, the world will lose its color; if life does not have true love, life will lose its excitement; if my life loses you, what is the meaning of living! Forgive me, I can't live without you.

7. I, I, I know that I have hurt you, so even the wind is crying. I know that you are sad, so even the sky is dim with you. I know I was wrong - I'm sorry.

8. Falling in love makes my heart narrow. My dear, it’s all because I love you too deeply.

9. I am happy and worry-free with you, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried and heartbroken for you, I have also been heartbroken, I dare not change my heart, don’t be too suspicious, I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

10. If the apology is not said to the person involved, it will become useless self-blame.

11. I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean it, please forgive me?

12. It’s not the wind’s fault that it’s raining, it’s not the sea’s fault that the river flows out of the valley, yellow leaves Falling down is not Dadi’s fault, but making you angry is my biggest fault: I’m sorry, I can’t live without you!

13. On the grassland of love, there is a strong heroic young man, galloping with his sweetheart; your long hair turns thousands of times, covering my tent, our story is recited by the stars, loneliness rainbow flashes in nine colors.

14. Accept my apology and we will remain good friends in the future.

15. Maybe it’s fate. We don’t want to hurt the person we don’t want to hurt the most, but it still happens. Believe me, because I love you, let us cherish each other!

16. Love yourself with more sunshine and less misery.

17. The cloud of quarrel blocks the sunshine of friendship and makes each other sad; the whirlpool of contradictions sweeps away the happy time and hurts you and me. I only hope that my deep apology can drive away the dark clouds, calm the whirlpool, and in exchange for your forgiveness, I can enjoy the most beautiful scenery on the road of life.

18. There are no sweet words, no oaths of friendship, and no clever intentions. There is only a sincere heart here, expressing a sincere apology to you. Please forgive me for my mistakes and let friendship open your tolerance. Be open-minded, accept your friend's apology, and walk together hand in hand towards the future.

19. My dear, I once had an opportunity to apologize to you, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me a chance to start over, I would say three words to you: ‘I’m sorry’. If I had to add sincerity to this apology, I hope it would be wholeheartedly. "Baby, I'm really sorry!

20. The dreams we weave together and the love we create must never give up just because of a conflict. Please believe me. I don't mean to make you angry. Give it to me again This is a chance to prove that I love you! Funny sentences to reflect on your mistakes with your boyfriend Part 2

21. Everyone thinks that they will be the exception, except for regrets.

22. The shopping mall held a promotion and advertised "Buy a refrigerator and get an air conditioner for free." After someone bought the refrigerator and was waiting for the mall to give away the air conditioner, the mall staff said: "Sir, where is your air conditioner?" We can send it back to you! ”

23. Missing the army is approaching the city, caring about the world, the horseshoes are long and neighing across the yellow sand of time, who can draw a sword and cut off the chariots in the world of mortals, turning their heads upside down Love and promise from generation to generation, you answered me silently in every chapter.

24. It’s useless to regret a lot, you don’t know, it’s useless to be sad for a long time, you don’t understand, it’s useless to be depressed for a long time, you don’t see, forgive my mistakes, tolerate my mistakes, that’s all It's useful, so I apologize. I hope you can let go appropriately and make us happy.

25. Some people say that time is a knife, everything will be cut off by it, including love; I say that time is a filter that filters out all shortcomings, leaving only the love. My thoughts are with you. Forgive me, okay?

26. "Right" or "wrong" does not distinguish my fault. "No" should stop ignoring me. "I" want you to say sorry when you get up. "I" want you not to feel disappointed. "Wrong" is wrong. It's my fault, "it's over" but my thoughts make you happy. A text message is sent to your mobile phone, asking you to be happy as soon as possible.

27. How much I want to send happiness to your heart in exchange for your and my relaxation, how much I want to turn magnanimity into your mood, in exchange for your and my happiness, how much I want to turn tolerance into you In exchange for our friendship, I want to turn forgiveness into your greetings in exchange for our eternity. Forgive me for my unintentional life, because of our friendship.

28. I have done many things in my life, but every time that one thing breaks through the valve of my memory, a feeling of regret will arise in my heart.

29. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

30. Although the incident has passed, it is still unforgettable for me. Even now, when I think about it, I feel regretful and want to hit myself.

31. My dear, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury The group unanimously passed: You are sentenced to be mine for life.

32. Go your own way. If you don’t ask, will you get lost? If you don’t ask, will you regret it? You will not be judged by the peak you stand on, but by the peak you reach. Climb the peak... 18. Never regret the path you have chosen, whether it was before or now, because the only thing you can do is to go on without hesitation.

33. Don’t you always say that “the prime minister’s belly can support a boat”? Then don’t argue with me.

34. Are you still unwilling to forgive me? Just mark a road, set up a trap, dig a hole, and I will jump in and let the jackals, tigers and leopards eat me!

35. I hope you can answer my call and tell me if you have anything, okay? Honey. I'm waiting for your call.

36. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; if you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; if you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world... I just want to give you My true love!

37. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you angry yesterday. Are you okay? What were you doing at home? You’re not angry with me, are you?

38. The flickering of a candlelight confused me Her eyes, the pull of a little alcohol, intoxicated me with passionate kisses, a little warmth of food, melted my heartbeat, and a little smiling mouth, collected my life and love.

39. I confess that I tried to kill myself with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but they all failed. What do you want me to do?

40. Only after you are drunk do you realize that the wine is strong, love Only when you pass by can you know the depth of knowledge, only when you miss something can you know how deep the sky is, and only when you are hurt can you know how painful your heart is. My dear, as long as it makes you happy, I am willing to be the delicacy in your mouth, the drum you beat, and the guinea pig you have trained hard! Sentences about doing something wrong

1. Beautiful shadows rowing among the reeds, lovers accompanying each other in the green sand.

The sun is seen hidden in the clouds, and the moon is heard half-hidden. I will love you till the end of the world and miss you till the end of the world. Qixi Festival: I will never regret loving you for a hundred years, and the stars in the Milky Way will witness it.

2. Don’t fall in love wrongly because of loneliness, and don’t fall in love wrongly because of loneliness. "Regret" Don't wait until you miss something before you regret it, don't wait until you lose it before you want to get it back.

3. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine, and then give me a cup of love-forgetting water.

4. A person must have his own principles and bottom line. There is no circle without rules. People should not indulge themselves too much. No matter what situation they encounter, how much temptation they encounter, or how many difficulties they encounter, they must stick to their bottom line and adhere to their own principles of life. Otherwise, they will capsize and regret it.

5. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I did not cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years!

6. Sincerity is always valuable, sincerity is always the most beautiful, true love is worth paying for, and you don’t have to regret breaking up. After you have cried in pain, your smile is still the most beautiful. Life cannot go with you, and happiness will always accompany you.

7. Giving up is sometimes more difficult than fighting for, because giving up is also a choice. The state of giving up is to have no regrets. You will regret it if you give up when you shouldn't give up, and you will regret it if you don't give up when you should give up.

8. Those who feel that time is fast are enterprising; those who feel that time is slow are lazy; those who feel that time is short are inspirational; those who feel that time is long are depressed; those who ignore the existence of time are ignored by time Existence, those who regret the rush of time will be abandoned by life in a hurry. Cherish your priceless treasure - time.

9. ◆◇*丶ァヽThere are not many opportunities in life, and even good opportunities will only appear once. If you don’t follow such a person, you will regret it for the rest of your life if you lose the opportunity.

10. If I could go back to the past, I would choose not to know you. It’s not that I regret it, but that I can’t face the ending without you

11. If you fall in love, don’t let it go easily Pass the chance. Being reckless may make you regret it for a while; being cowardly may make you regret it for a lifetime.

12. We stumbled, were occasionally confused, failed and annoyed, and regretted and disappointed; however, we persevered with courage, sang with faith, and struggled with dreams. On International Youth Day, keep moving forward and you will see the brilliance!

13. Gently, you smoke and vomit in circles, polluting the air; quietly, when you are sick, you cough and let your body lose weight; slowly, you regret it and beat your chest, Give your health away. World No Tobacco Day, don’t smoke and stay healthy!

14. The mind is relaxed for a while, drugs are in the mouth, and the excitement at the beginning has been endless, the drug addiction is increasing day by day, the desire to quit is no longer possible, the past is lost, and regrets are there. When you come to a drug rehabilitation center, there is a 90% chance of success. I would like to advise all brothers and sisters to have clear eyes.

15. The 'green' temples are red, I love your beautiful face. The frost withered the 'green' of summer, I love you sincerely. The green mountains and 'green' water, I will never regret loving you. I will build a pile of red 'green' , I wish you all the best. On August 14, Green Valentine’s Day, I send you a green mood, and wish you a happy life. 16. I would rather laugh and shed tears than cry and regret it

17. I am always sad when I am dissatisfied. There is a saying that goes well: "The human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant." When a snake swallows an elephant, it is you who suffers. Just like if a person only sees what he does not have, he will only make himself depressed and seek trouble. Chasing fame and fortune has always been the dream of many people. They originally wanted to make themselves happier, but they lost their original happiness in the process of pursuing it. Even if they succeeded in gaining fame and fortune, they would still be unhappy. Why bother? Many people put aside family ties and friendships for fame and fortune, only to realize later that these are the most important things in life. However, these have disappeared and can never be found again, so they can only lament in vain. Being dissatisfied often leads to sorrow, so we should not be dissatisfied, otherwise we will only make ourselves regretful.

18. What was your dream when you were a child, and what is your reality when you grow up? Should you fight for your dreams, or should you give up in the face of reality? You only have one life, fight for your dreams and you won’t regret it in the future. Friends who still have dreams, let’s fight together!

19. Choose the best path in life; when facing the application, compare carefully; adjust your status and deal with it seriously; see yourself clearly and strive to catch up; even if you fail, you will not regret it; students, help Come on, show your momentum and give back to society!

20. It turns out that I have the heart to fall in love with you. If you are in love, he will accompany you. I regret my unintentional mistakes and swallow my saliva to apologize. The left side is the only one left. If you miss me, look down. Decisions are connected by hands and palms, and oak trees smile without wood. (Answer: May you be happy every day.)

21. Today’s persistence will cause tomorrow’s regrets.

22. Today’s persistence will cause tomorrow’s regrets.

23. Perseverance in purpose will cause regrets tomorrow.

24. Read aloud and walk thousands of miles. Where is the pure land among the mortal world? He was dissatisfied and spread rumors. If you harm others and yourself, how can you have a good body? Regret, let down the Mood for Love. Thanksgiving, start thinking hard!

25. The next morning, you came to see us. Your tightened brows and reproachful look really scared me and made me miss the teacher Zhang when school first started. Your eyes glanced at me and asked, "What time did we talk last night?" I blamed myself for why I refused to listen to dissuasion and talked for so long; I was afraid, afraid that the image in your heart would be shattered because of this. , like a string of bubbles, flying into the sky. I didn't dare to answer, and I didn't know how to answer. I just looked down at my toes, not knowing where to put my hands. In the end, that serious teacher-student meeting ended with our regrets.

26. If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are mine.

27. One day, when you start to worry about her, you find that she is already in her final years. When you feel guilty and regretful again and again, when you suddenly feel that she is the most worthy person in your life, she is still worried about you, your family, your children, and everything about you. But she couldn't do anything else.

28. The fastest and slowest thing in the world, the longest and shortest thing, the most ordinary thing but the most precious thing, the most easily ignored thing and the most regrettable thing is time.

29. I knew the ending of our love from the beginning, so I don’t regret it. I am just afraid that one day, I will suddenly forget why I am standing here. wait.

30. If I could do it all over again, if the ending was still such a fruitless relationship, I would still choose to love you and I would not regret it. Sentences to apologize for doing something wrong

Sentences to apologize for doing something wrong

1. I promise this is the last time I make such a mistake. Can you give me another chance?

2. I should be hit, I should be scolded, it’s all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don’t be angry anymore, okay?

3. Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? You're not angry with me, are you?

4. I am sincerely sorry. This was caused by my mistake, and I will do my best to remedy it.

5. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say I’m sorry.

6. Sorry, I have made you angry these past two days! It wasn't intentional, please forgive me! Don't take it personally!

7. The unintentional harm to you hurts you and hurts me.

8. Please accept my sincere apology! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

9. My dear, don’t be angry. Just punish me by washing dishes for a week, no, a month!

10. I am a fool, please believe me, I did not mean it, forgive me!

11. One mistake will lead to eternal hatred. I am very sorry to everyone. I will correct it in the future and will not make the same mistake again.

12. I'm sorry, it was me who broke your heart. You are so generous, so naturally you won't be the same as the confused me!

13. I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean it. Can you forgive me?

15. Sorry, these are all my fault. Please forgive me!

16. I was wrong, really wrong. I should never have done such a thing, and I deserved to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.

17. I know that I have done something wrong, and saying sorry ten thousand times will not help, but I still hope you can forgive me.

18. It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It doesn't look good when you are angry.

19. Sorry! It's all my fault that this happened, can you please forgive me?

20. I’m sorry everyone, this is my fault. Can you please forgive me?

Twenty-one, forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then scold me!

22. I know I am unforgivable, but dear, you should also give me a chance to explain.

Twenty-three, I’m sorry! This is my fault, please forgive me!

24. I was wrong. What happened last time was my fault. If you have anything to say, please say it.

Twenty-five, I was wrong, I never dare again! Please forgive me! Sentences about regretting wrong things

1. If you shed tears when you miss the sun, then you will also miss the stars.

2. Love is a bright sadness. Time has turned many people into familiar strangers. You have cried, been sad and even despaired, but in the end you have looked back and smiled indifferently. Who still remembers who once said that they will always remember whom? Waiting is like overestimating one's ability when an egg hits a rock.

3. It’s not that I’m really used to rejection, but I’m afraid that once I hold hands, I won’t be able to bear the loneliness and sadness when I’m alone again. If I don’t have it, I won’t be afraid of losing it.

4. The so-called eternal love is from beauty to gray hair, from flower blooming to flower falling.

5. If stones can shed tears, I want to be a stubborn stone and cry against your heart. At least, I can feel your warmth.

6. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a glass of ice-cold water and then turning into tears drop by drop.

7. Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

8. If each other had appeared earlier, maybe we wouldn’t be intertwined with another person. With kindness and compromise, maybe when you come together, you won't give up so easily, turn around willfully, and let go of love. But time will not turn back, how can love be an "if"?

9. Regret is actually very painful. I have the absolute say now.

10. Don’t wait until you are lost to know how to cherish; don’t wait until you regret to know you have made a mistake; don’t wait until you quarrel to know reconciliation; don’t wait until you are wronged to know your friends; don’t wait until you are wronged to know your friends; don’t wait until you are missed Only when the time comes do you know how to look back; don’t wait until you leave to know how to miss you; life is limited, don’t leave too much waiting, time is the most precious; seize the time now and make life more exciting!

11. Honest people never regret their honesty.

12. Now I understand that forcing is useless. What you can’t get is illusion after all. It’s just a waste of my short youth.

13. If you are a lemon, you should not always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

14. In fact, I have always been standing behind you, but when you turned around, I squatted down, just a breath away, but you couldn't see me.

15. Never change your true love because of other people’s eyes. Don’t live in other people’s eyes and lose yourself! Love cannot be greedy, nor is it a dream.

Therefore, we should wait carefully for our own love that is not earth-shattering. No love is perfect, and no relationship is flawless; love and love can only be real. Maybe you are not, but I only love you

16. Some things are always beautiful when you think of them, so in your taking for granted, a reality that could have been very happy is wasted.

17. If you don’t study, you will be just a postman after traveling thousands of miles.

18. I have passed through the era when my eyebrows are full of longing, and my fingers are pale. Sentimental and sad sentences are the passage of time, flowing through the four seasons like water. You are still like a ship that has not returned home.

19. Love each other but cannot fall in love, love each other but not love each other. We are in love and love each other, but we cannot stay together for a lifetime.

20. Some people are together on the surface, but they cannot be together in their hearts; some people never thought about being together, but they are together naturally; some people finally get together after all the hard work, only to find that In fact, they are not suitable for being together. Can't see through, can't explain clearly, love is an eternal mystery.

21. There is a saying, once you have said it, you regret it; there is a way of injury, after the pain, you become numb.

22. Confession is the first step to regret.