Funny love short message daquan

1, I sing a song, which contains loneliness. About your loneliness, a well-known plot, romantic Valentine's Day, sweet sweetness, can you hold hands with me until I grow old?

2. Women must understand and remember that men, regardless of age, love beautiful women.

3. I want to put happiness in your heart bit by bit and make you happy every day; I want to put a little happiness into your heart and make you feel sweet forever. Dear, I love you all my life!

4. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have become an eternal story. You and I build a love nest at the same time and space. May all lovers in the world get married and build a rainbow with our love!

There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

6, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

7.m: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

8. If you have smelled the flowers, don't ask whose flowers are red. You know the wine only when you love it. Flowers bloom and fall, and fate will not stop. Like the spring breeze, women are like flowers and dreams.

9. Just looking at you in the crowd will never forget your face.

10, to have a beautiful love, it is not enough to have a heart that loves each other deeply. If you don't have enough wisdom and stick to the so-called blind or deaf infatuation, your love stock will either be trapped or lose everything.

1 1, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called having your company, and a * * * will be over.

12, I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you how much you love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

13, I don't love you enough. I just want to spend a little more time with you. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear, happy Lantern Festival! Love you forever!

14, spring has come, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, frogs have children, dear, what are we waiting for?

15, you are a child in my heart, always simple and happy; Without you, I am lonely at the starry sky; I am willing to smile with you, lose together and be silent together. Flowers will bear fruit. Do you love me? Don't hesitate, please marry me!

16, I will never forget your incomparable shyness, your gentle bow, your affectionate eyes and your inexplicable sadness. Although you didn't stay with me, my thoughts never stopped, my love for in my heart forever.

17, seven products for women: the little girl is a semi-finished product, the girl is a finished product, and it is the best, and * * * is the top grade. His wife is daily necessities, while others' wives are supplements and souvenirs forever.

18, quiet night, beautiful starry sky! When you look at the sky on the balcony, there are two meteors in front of you, one is called "Night" and the other is called "An". It's in your hands. Did you catch it? Sweet dreams!

19, I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

20. I can miss the rising sun and the afterglow of the sunset. Only you and I won't miss it. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life!

2 1, too tired to make money, exhausted, smoking a burner, drinking hurts my stomach, I can't sleep, I'm exhausted, relax and sleep with peace of mind. I hope you have a good dream tonight and sleep till dawn.

22. Delete the program of "nervousness, irritability, overtime and overwork" and start the program of "relaxation, pleasure, freedom and happy sleep". Good night, sweet dreams and happy dreams!

23. If you love someone so passionately, you will burn them to death. What business do you need? But after a long time, cooled love needs sincere maintenance and management from each other, so that love will not deteriorate.

24. The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

25. Networm: My "memory" is 3 million, waiting for you to "download" at any time. If you don't believe me, you can preview it first. As long as you like, I will "upgrade" our relationship at any time and travel around the online world together every day. From then on, facing the computer, spring blossoms.

26, there are no birds in the mountains, never-ending concern; A thousand roads without footprints, I will miss you forever. A boat, a bamboo cloak, looking into the distance every day; An old man was fishing in the cold river-snow, and a swan goose sent a blessing. Dear, I wish you good luck, peace and happiness!

27. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

28, four sweet lips, two pure souls, an immortal love-this is the beautiful element of a kiss.

29. When people are absent from class, it is better to fall in love than to study. Studying is for the college entrance examination, and falling in love is for the next generation!

30. Miss you, miss you, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water all day and watch you. Are you happy? Pour a cup of boiling water to scald you!

3 1, always upset recently. I went to the hospital for an X-ray and found something wrong with my heart. When I looked carefully, I thought I just hid you in the address book, but I didn't find that I had been hiding you in my heart!

32. I fell in love with the rain all night. I miss you as deeply as the wind. I have a bright and colorful life path. How many earthly things have caused ups and downs. When I am worried about my fate, I will join hands without hesitation, give myself a chance and give love a new machine. Give life a possible legend.

33. If it is true love, don't let go. Without money, you can still make money. If you have lost your feelings, you will never get them back! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

34. Give you a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and forgiveness for five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

35. According to the earliest love poem, it was written like this: You planned from Yunnan, and I started from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and slowly biting your mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

36. Miss makes me mature, miss makes me hope, miss makes me intoxicated, miss makes me fantasize, but miss is not as good as meeting each other.

37. You fascinate me so much that you are as gentle as a bird. My heart is with you, and I am with you in my dreams. I don't want to give anyone a chance except you. You are a ray of sunshine, the rhythm of life follows your footsteps, and I only love you in this life!

38. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. It's too thin.

39. If I can meet you after burning incense for one year, I can know you after burning incense for three years, and I can cherish you after burning incense for ten years. For the happiness of the next life, I am willing. Convert to Christianity.

40. The full moon is more fragrant. I wish you good health. Fish are swimming and birds are singing. So you laugh every day and have a glass of hops in your hand. I wish you a sunny day, more happiness and less sadness, and a better tomorrow.

4 1. If there is a storm that makes us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

42. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be the most sincere to you, and I will never change my mind.

43. I suddenly feel that no matter right or wrong, as long as I have you, everything becomes unimportant!

44. If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

45. On Valentine's Day, a woman with a sweet smile can get a warm hug from the cowherd. A man who laughs and laughs can get the gentle hand of Weaver Girl. Sad people, both men and women, will be deeply licked by the old cow!

46. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life. "Both men and women broke up peacefully, the man said calmly and surely.

47. You are the head in the sky, and I am the cloud in the sky. The sky contains clouds, and the clouds miss the sky. I can't fly without you; You are a charming night, and I am the star in the night. The stars set off the night and decorate the night. I can't shine without you. Love you forever.

48. When I met you, they were exactly the same; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want happiness; Hook up with you, and the fate will be fixed!

49. Dear couples, welcome to love flight. This flight takes off from Love Airport and passes through Romantic Station, Sweet Station and Warm Station. It will arrive at Happiness Airport on Valentine's Day. I wish you a safe journey and a happy love!

50. No one is embarrassed when crying, and I have learned to be strong; I learned to be brave when there was no one to accompany me when I was afraid; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to put up with it. When you are tired and have no one to rely on, you learn to stand on your own feet. When you are alone, if you are not strong, who will you show weakness to?

5 1. Memories are the company of the night, accompanied by loneliness, open memories, miss you with lingering worries and thoughts in this quiet night, click lonely, and be happy without news, just because I miss you, miss you, miss you.

52. You are the beauty that fascinates me. I'm crazy about you. I just want to be by your side every second and dream with you. Even if the separation time is short, my heart is full of attachment. I just want to be sweet and happy forever in my life!

53. An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

54. What is love? Love means that you are innocent, and I am your protection; You are sad, I allow you to cry in my arms; You are far away, I am your destination, even if you don't need these, I make money, at least you can help me spend them.

55. When I don't have you in the middle of the night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day!

56, you are the spring wind, blowing my tired heart green; You are the water in summer, nourishing the dry heart; You are the valley in autumn, which has matured my hope heart; You are the fire in winter, illuminating my cold heart!

57. We are used to exchanging what we have for what we don't have. Only we know the gains and losses.

58. A big apple with red flowers and green leaves has missed me for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic?

59. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute.

60. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

6 1, the image of a man has only one purpose: to soak up mm. So once MM gets her hands on it, this MM will be very sad to find that this man has no image at all.

62. We are now competing who dreams of Duke Zhou first! If I win, you let me kiss! You win, I'll let you kiss! Come on! Go to sleep! "

There are eight words between lovers, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy all our lives and love each other forever.

64. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

65. Keep the sweet taste in your heart, let the feeling of happiness last forever, put the hope of love in your infatuation, bravely carry it back, and cast the sweetness of your life with my deep blessing. May happiness never leave you!

66. When you are in love, like a grandson, you are obedient; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

67. Children's Dish: Recently, you have been in close contact with a great woman and flirted frequently with her by texting. If you send another message, hundreds of millions of people in China will turn against you!

68. With fragrant roses, butterflies can fly; With the blue ocean, fish can swim; With the boundless night sky, the stars are brilliant; With your appearance, I am wonderful.

69. With you, every day is Valentine's Day! With me, every day is Labor Day! The two of us will party every day together.

70. If possible, I would like to be a child, standing in front of your eyes empty-handed, expecting your pity; If possible, I would like to be a beggar and walk past your door. I hope my empty bowl can hold your love.