The deepest and most sultry love story! Have you learned?

I just have a crush on you, Ouyang

M: I think I have the best eyes in the world.

Because I have a crush on it.

Let me know when you are tired of walking.

W: Why?

Man: I'll lend you my left shoulder.

4.m: Your lip shape is very nice.

Man: It's better to kiss me than say you love me.

M: I really want to have a fight with you.

M: From the head of the bed to the end of the bed.

6. M: Do you know the meaning of 10?

Then I'll tell you.

10 misses you.

I like you very much.

Please give it to me.

I will never let you down seven times.

6 is always by your side.

Five rounds of iv.

Definitely not half-hearted.

Only love you 1 person

7.m: Let's talk about it.

W: About what?

M: In love.

8. Do you know what my biggest weakness is?

Woman: What's this?

Man: I'm missing.

9.m: Miss, stop complaining?

W: How about that?

Man: Give me a hug.

10, m: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me a phone number

Woman: Yes.

Man: Come on, what's your phone number?

1 1, m: Why don't you sleep?

W: Because. . . . . .

M: What is the pinyin for sleep?

Woman: Sleep.

M: What about insomnia?

Female: Asbestos

Do you know the difference between them?

Woman: there is a u missing.

Man: Yes, you are missing.

12, M: Do you have fifty cents?

Woman: Yes.

Man: I have fifty cents too. Let's chip in.

A provocative love story that can be reversed.

A Reversible Love Story (I) 1. If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

3. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

I don't look at the stars, and I don't look at you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

6. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

7. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do I want to sleep more and more when I look at you?

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost"

9. Girl, I'm as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

10. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

1 1. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

12. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

13. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

14. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

15. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

16. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. You know what you know, forget it if you don't know. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

17. A good girl like me will never know who she lost in the future.

18. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

19. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

20. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

Reversible provocative love story (Chapter II) 2 1. "Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

22. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

23. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

24. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

25. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

26. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

27. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.

28. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

29. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

30. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

3 1. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

32. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

33. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

34. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."

35. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

36. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

37. "I missed a necessity." "What?" You!'

38. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

39. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "Compass, do you know why?" "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."

40. If I want to, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

Sexy routine love story

1. I have countless attitudes towards this world, and I only love you.

You give me 50 cents and we can get together.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

4. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

You are very busy. When are you free to marry me?

6. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

7. How special are you? Thousands of people pass by and can see you at a glance even if they are nearsighted.

8. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

9. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day I have you.

10. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

1 1. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

12. If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

13. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

14. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

15. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

16. I know three people like you.

17. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

18. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

19. Snacks are mine, and I will be yours in the future.

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

2 1. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

22. This is underwear and this is coat. You are the only one for me.

23. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

24. I have been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

25. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

26.how long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.

27. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

28. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

29. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

3 1. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...

A provocative daily love story

1. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.

I thought you were very nice when I first met you. What do you mean, much better now?

3. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.

5. Live less like yourself and more like a wife.

I hope I can meet you.

7. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

8. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

9. Why did you tell me your birthday? I forgot my password.

10. what do you belong to You belong to me.

1 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

12. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

15. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

16. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

17. There are 100 sweet ways to eat sugar and cake and miss you 98 times! !

18. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

19. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

20. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

2 1. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.

22. I really like everyone.

I don't like you very much.

24. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.

25. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

26. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.

27. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.

28. It's much more interesting to read your chat records than your pay slips.

29. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.

30.i'll take you for a drink. You've never had a drink. Our wedding banquet

3 1. There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend, and that must be you.

32. I think I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate

33. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.

I missed a necessity. What is missing? you

35. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~